₦airaland Forum

jumpandpas:
Pls give them the treatment Aba always give them, if they kill one you kill 50 that's the only language they understands and don't listen to the pleas of that their useless chairman.

aare07:
2019: Click like for Buhari, Click Share for Atiku

ngoben:
Wetin concern poverty concern sex...she even get moni if not she no go get 208k give am....get sense some women no gree get

richidinho:
Our past govts were so serious to the extent of subsidizing fertilizer to farmers directly through e-wallet system.

AllTheWayUp:
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Useless and confused Government



Who are they raising alarm to?



Why won't there be famine, when u appoint Audu Ogbeh that studied French to become Minister of Agriculture. [/size]

DavidTheGeek:


[color=#A52A2A]They were shouting CHAINS CHAINS, we mistook it for CHANGE CHANGE.. It wasn't our fault, their accent confused us[/color]

BrutalJab:
Even the Zombies are regretting their action!


God bless Goodluck Ebele Jonathan

Axon:
Ghanians two countries away can see clearly what some people living here can't see


Apparently bubu body odour don smell reach Ghana

dEastActivist:
Nigeria is now a reference pointer to a laughing stock...
Abeg make una vote continuity, change is chain.
Even if you must consider change, ask for the type of change bc change doesn't guarantee enjoyment, change can be catastrophic as has been recorded in Nigeria.
Vote wisely. Vote on merit my dear Ghanaians

PaulIdu:
I was part of those that voted him out and now I have been reduced in every facet of my life and really fighting hard not to fall

Funnicator:
Look at the West African Disgrace buhari has brought upon us.

Nations now warn themselves against making similar mistakes as Nigeria in voting in a retardded school-skipper who has successfully inflicted untold hardship on the electorates.

Nigeria is a laughing stock in the committee of nations.
Buhary, great job!

hazyfm1:



Cocaine Pushers forming Pilgrims

AllTheWayUp:
Buhari is just confused and unprepared to Govern Nigeria.





Dollar will get to 500 Naira by January

Rotjijatau:
Source: http://saharareporters.com/2016/11/13/disaster-averted-arik-air-aircraft-loses-engine-mid-air-between-lagos-and-jos

LordAdam:
How can we compare a Dollar Billionaire with one of the most recognizable Brand on the planet to a Cattle Rearer whose only business asset is 150 cows?

Seriously, the comparison is unfair.

The only fair comparison I can think of is between Buhari and a stone.

And as NLs can testify, a stone is far better than Buhari as the poll below shows.

-Lord

priscaoge:
But he nailed it, it's a bitter truth. It took them 6months+ to name and unleash LAInus Mohammed and Amechi to us



Lwkmd This line got me in stitches Reno kuku kill me naa, I can't breath

Eshinkan:
Omokri is bang on right. The time it took buhari to get his ministerial team together was what made me realise that the man is not what I thought we would be getting. It was quite simply....disgraceful.....I have since then not been able to forgive him.

wunderkiind:
Even Solomon himself made wisdom his priority, then God himself added the riches, not Oil money.

I am sorry, but you cannot be, as a matter of fact, be richer than Solomon.
I see pride setting in. Be careful lest you lose it all.

Vanity upon vanity. All is Vanity.

Said King Solomon.

niceprof:
The last time i checked she was dashed an oil well.I hate it when people who stumbled on wealth make other hard working folks seem less human.There is no self made great man anywhere,any great man you see today,is a man who was greatly helped by God through other men.

onnenka:
Instead of Yorubas to enjoy the Buhari they voted for, they have resorted to armed robbery.

chiefobdk:
Story. . U said u ll tear it.

Typical afonja. . Two faced

Say one do two

Samguine:
Former media aide to ex-President Goodluck Jonathan, Dr Doyin Okupe has expressed joy over the emergence of Donald J. Trump as the President-elect of the United States of America.

Okupe on Wednesday on his Facebook page said Trump “contested against the entire american establishment” and won.

Quoting from Psalms 33 verses 10 and 11 of the the Holy Bible, Okupe wrote, “The Lord bringeth the counsel of the heathen to nought, He maketh the devices of the people of non effect. The counsel of the Lord standeth for ever.”

He also quoted from Psalms 2 verses 1, 2, and 4 adding, “Hillary Clinton, her husband Bill and the Democrats are the protagonists of liberalism in America. They encourage homosexuality, same sex marriage and all sorts of societal immorality in the USA. To make matters worse in July this year Hilarry publicly stated that, the words of the Bible (the Word of God) be changed to accommodate “current” social realities. What a blasphemy against Jehovah, the maker and ruler of the universe, the God of all flesh, the only living and Supreme God. The bible says “the word of God is settled” how can we imagine that God will allow someone who will change His word to have power! Vanity and nothing short is of vanity.”

Okupe also said Trump’s victory was a clear indication of the “awesomeness of God”.

“The events of today is a robust testimony to all, christian and non Christians, about the awesomeness of this God, who has ridiculed all the so-called Principalities and Powers of the world and has used the foolish things of this world to confound the wise men of the world.

“God is going to usher in a new order in the world and its affairs. Only the righteous will prevail.

“For this historic victory, of a man with no experience in politics or public or military service, We give ALL Glory to the Almighty God and His Son Jesus Christ to whom all honour, praise and adoration, is due.”

Source: https://www.nigerianbulletin.com/threads/clinton-lost-because-she-wanted-to-edit-the-holy-bible-%E2%80%93-doyin-okupe.225956/

princechiemekam:
Naaamaaaa,u wan marry ur ancestor

Twaci:
Good morning to everyone, especially Nigerian Americans. They need it most. Happy elections. Don't think I'm crazy for greeting you happy elections, in Nigeria we greet people about everything. You have to get used to this now because you are coming back home. So, Eku election.

I very much understand that you will soon be sent packing from there, so I have taken it upon myself to prepare you for the transition. You have just a little time left there, utilize that time to learn more about Nigeria that you are coming back to.

In Nigeria, we don't have light. Buy power bank while coming. Don't say I didn't tell you. Buy power Bank from there because the ones here are just like your marriages, they don't last. Buy a quality one from the abroad when coming. Also, make sure you charge your phone full before coming here. You should also save money for generator. Buy rechargeable lamps and plenty torchlight too.

Also, save enough money for subscription. There is no free WiFi here. For those of you that will be settling in Lokoja, Jidenna and Co, I'll advice you to buy a glo line. Their network is strong.

Save enough money for emergency transport. You will be deported to Nigeria and by the time you get to the airport, you will need to board a keke from the airport to the badagry refugee centre, from where your ancestors had been shipped to America before. Fuel don cost, transport don increase.

Do you eat moi moi? Learn it. In Nigeria you cannot sit down and order pizza anytime you want. The only order you can make is when you yell to the moi moi seller across the road to bring hot moi moi for you.

Learn proper home training. In Nigeria the only time the police will arrest your parents for hitting you is after you are dead already. And they will later settle the case as "a family affair". If you think you can come here to speak 'innit' for your parents, it's the neighbours that will help them beat you.

Are you a graduate? Doesn't matter. There is no job. Your American accent will not give you a job, except your father knows someone who knows another person that knows a politician, you won't have a job.

Dear American Lover Boy, Nnewi girl will not go Dutch with you. As a matter of fact, no Naija girl will go Dutch with you. You have to prove your masculinity by paying for the date. No one is splitting the bills with you when you take a girl on a date.

When you bruise with a stranger in the market, PLEASE CHECK IF YOUR PENIS IS STILL INTACT.

Learn the Nigerian names of common products. No one will sell "sausage rolls" for you. If you can't call it the Nigerian name- "Gala", no one would have time for you. Noodles is "Indomie". Pasta is "spaghetti". All seasoning is "maggi".

Dear American girl, you cannot dress anyhow you like. Your neighbours will eye you. The random old woman in the market will hiss at you. The random lady in the bus will preach to you. The area boys will jeer you. You might want to report "harassment" to the police, they will arrest you for indecent dressing.

Dear lovers, in Nigeria we don't show public display of affection. You cannot be kissing your boyfriend under the rain. The old woman passing by will invoke thunder to strike the both of you.
These are some of the basic tips to help you adapt after you have been deported. More to come.

#culled from Whatsapp

TunezBlog:
Nigerians woke up yesterday to witness the shock of the century as the underdog, Donald Trump stole the presidential seat from Hilary Clinton despite the fact that many believed the former secretary of state would have easily strolled to her victory.

Americans are still trying to work round that reality and 31-year-old American born singer, Jidenna has not been left out of the dilemma that his people are currently facing.

Despite calls from his Nigerian fans that he should pack his load and return to Enugu, Jidenna has stood his ground and instead channeled his energy into praying for his nation.

The 'Classic Man' star in a series of tweet likened the rise of Donald Trump to power to that of Late Adolf Hitler. Jidenna also apologized to the world on behalf of his country and prayed for the families of Clinton's and Obama's while stating that the upside of the election was that people will smoke more weed.

See his tweets below ...

http://www.tunezmediablog.com/2016/11/jidenna-compares-donald-trump-to-hitler.html?m=1

eezeribe:
The Naira should gain more than N300 and go back to at least N165. That's when I will Appreciate the Appreciation of the Naira.
Not 465 to 460.

Good riddance to bad rubbish

ShaqFu:
Now how foolish can some people be? When it's glaring the guy lied and his failed prophecy was shamed, people still refused to see facts, but instead support the unsupportable.

Ignoramous.

Slaveman343:
They way some people reason, you go wan weep.

Is it controversy that should make a pastor strong or the holyspirit. You think God is a conformist?

The tb guy is a liar and he supposed to be served generously. He doesnt know anything about God thats why he decided to gamble

Ask yourself bro, what will God gain from this kind of prophesy? Is it to make people believe he exists or to make tb popular. Its too petty.

Most Nigerian pastors go hear am on that day, including their mumu sheeple.

Clerverly:
And someone still addresses this madman, as "His Execellency"?

A Very Useless Kpomo -Cutting- Illiterate and inchorent governor!

GudluckIBB:
Fayose always wants to be heard.
Ambode that is performing wonders in Lagos don't even make noise like this ponmo cutting tout
Nonsense

smart024:
Maybe the elections were rigged...

LastSurvivor:
Watch how TB Joshua will deny he ever prophesied that with another video..

Atleast am happy the whole world will now see how SUPER FAKE this afonjas pastors are