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because him dey like folow follow,

as for lol, this is the time 4 scanning with anti virus,


je kin tana sibe

cool

lol

u just said it now

studio, instead make u go produce, u dey talk to ur mother lol, eh

abi na watin den dey do 4 studio?

The Nigerian league is getting better,  kano pillars or kano send three times african champion packing from the CAF Champions league.

after palying 1-1 at kaduna stadium, the qualification of kano pillars became something of question, but kano pillars showed the quality of Nigerian league by going to Egypt to play a 2-2 draw and send alhaly packing out of the competetion,


another Nigerian team Heartland Of Owerri also send the runner up of the last champions league final packing after beating them 2-1 in owerri, they went to camerron to play a draw,


Support Nigerian league


http://www.cafonline.com/competition/champions-league_2009/news/2672-ahly-coton-sport-crash-out-of-champions-league.html

uplawal,

u re welcome to the light.

being a muslim is not by power, or by knowledge, but by the grace of God. i am happy for u bcso u have received the grace and May allah continue to guide and direct u.

but note, being a muslim is not about bearing the name, or saying it with mouhth, but about the practice.

enjoy people to do good and forbad them from evil,

Allanwasallam

i copied them from ur inbox

to ur room abi,

e be like say u don dey fall in love with me oooooooooooo

not on nl

watin concern u lol?

stretch himself to heaven.right?

endorsed

lol

go ask the hausa man to expalin to u, or u can also meet the yoruba woman, u will understand better

is like ur nick name is stupid?

by bilms right?

o boy, u no see say i too get talent,

my talent too much jo, even me self no say i too much



abi na lie

lol

undertood ur point.

thanks

cheers

oya watch

chineke na po gi

odoyo


i spell it wrongly,

it is suppose to odo yan

may be he went to the studio to produce this joke for tv abi where u think say him gho sugar

did u say including kerewa?

oh,

u no am the only male child in our family (okanla) so i need myself and that lola way u dey see, na mama oooo

she fit tell person mae he dey lol dey go,


u go just dey lol dey go everywhere,


thats y, make una help me beg am,

lol plz,


back to the competetion, any interest or does it make anysense?

LOL.

lolabbey chased me out of other thread  and am scared to go back

TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY A MAN NEEDS TO BE:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
,
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls


AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


50. give her lots of attention, but expect little
yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where
she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :

1. Leave him alone

hi all, do u think u gat a nice joke, show ur talent here,

and am thinking of something, i dont no how reasonable it is. just all these musical talent hunt show, why cant we organize a talent hunt show for comedians too and see how it goes, we can seek sponsor from all these telecommunication company, or what do u think

here are few,



with thnx -from br ijaz

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money,
and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said
to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the
casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."



And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he
died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him. Well, he died.



He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and
her friend was sitting
next to her. When they finished the ceremony,just before the undertakers got
ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a
box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the
undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.



So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that
money in there with your
husband."


The loyal wife replied," Listen, I'm a Christian; I can't go back on my
word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with
him."
"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"



"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account
and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it."


no smiles ---for a while
luks like ever1 is busy smiling elsewhere


Thought 1.

When men are born, their mother's get the compliments and the flowers.

When they are married, their brides get the presents and the publicity.

When they die, their widows get the life insurance.

What do women want to be liberated from?
------------------------------------------------------------------------

Thought 2.

The average man's life consists of :

Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,

Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;

and at the end, the mourners wondering too.





TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY A MAN NEEDS TO BE:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
,
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls


AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


50. give her lots of attention, but expect little
yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where
she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :

1. Leave him alone

he his asking already

so answer


olodo

u sure say na laff u dey laff or u dey call lolabbey lol

get lost

thanks man. it wont affect it 4 sure,

i just love music and production and here i am,

very soon i will be droping the shit