₦airaland Forum

In line with the change mantra of the president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria I hereby declare my assets as follows.....
1. 15 pairs of trousers
2. 13 shirts (8 polo, 5 sleeves)
3. 1 wife to be girlfriend
4. 2 pairs of bathroom slippers
5. 9 pairs of shoes (old and new)
6. 3 palm slippers
7. 5 rubber buckets
8. 1 Acer laptop and a bad battery
9. 2 phones (tecno android and Nokia 3310)
10. 3 Ankara native shirt
11. 1 rug
12. 1 12 inches vital foam
13. 1 generator (I pass my neighbour)
14. 4 girlfriends waiting to be confirmed
15. 8 boxers and 6 comfort singlets
16. #800 in union back account, #1300 in unity bank and
#23,450 in zenith bank account
Please let us key into this change mantra by declaring your asset too
thanks and Godbless
APC.........

and who re the looters

Enifolabi:
I don't know if my father will still love this man but i can say he is saying full rubbish....I think we should bot re-elect governors again, they always Bleep up

let dem reap wat dey sew...... I can't pity dem cuz dey had d chance to vote him out but were blind foolishly n wit sentiments same wit osun...... dey should reap wat dey sew

olasmith10:
unnecessary discovery

wats unnecessary about dis now? jux cuz u don't want to believe it. if its not tru Dats wen u say unnecessary n if its tru he should apologize n explain y he deceived us into believing he is poor

am happy he was isn't new so no excuse of I met empty treasury...... he should reduce all his allowances instead of retrenching workers...... mind u dat bail out has been slash in multiples already

dulaman:
Guys above.
Don't you see the part he say the fear of buhari has made those in charge to sit up. No more gas vandalisation,no gas diverting, no more fake pipe repair contract every quarter.

it clearly shows dat d vandals re now in power

vicadex07:
Ojuju is packaged and exported at the okija shrine by igbo people

go to Yoruba line in all d mkt across d country even in Europe wat do dey sell?

vicadex07:
There is a recently trending fad all over nairaland now that the ibos use in consoling themselves that Yorubas don't go out of their enclave in the southwest and as such, are less exposed. I usually reel out in laughter at their folly. Yorubas dont usually do interstate because we believe our region to be better than any other in Nigeria unlike some people that sees the southwest especially Lagos as their own London.

To give a few instances, there are lot of countries in south America where Yoruba culture and Language are most prominent, heck they even celebrate our festivals and revere our kings like the alaafin of Oyo for instance. What about benin republic, togo, ghana, south africa etc. In Benin republic for instance, you will find large communities of Yoruba speakers both of indegenous origins and those from Nigeria too. Even their president is of Yoruba descent. Even spain, all the way in Europe isn't left out.

http://www.mynewswatchtimesng.com/yoruba-culture-gets-boost-spain/

Don't even let me talk about the UK scenario. Now law enforcement in Uk are trying to employ Yoruba speaking individuals in Uk cos of the sheer magnitude of Yoruba immigrants in the country. We are found everywhere all over the world and we live all over as prominent citizens respective of our hosts and we go about it quietly without chest beating.

This are just few mentions just from my observations and not even a comprehensive analysis.

op jux one question for u........ who sells ojuju (sacrifice) materials in all Nigeria states?

I seriously need ur opinion on dis...... there is dis gurl I was dating. we dated for months before breaking up but she kept calling after d breakup to beg. wen she found out dat I didn't give a damn she now pleaded we should jux keep d sex part and forget about relationship which I agreed. so ever since she's always at my Berk n call anytym I need sex n wen ever she need sex outside her guy she comes calling....... my question is she still in luv dat she don't want to let go or she always enjoy my d!ck tho I ve d average

agarawu23:
Majority didn't vote for buhari because of his campaign promises.

We all know our politicians are liars and that will not stop as far as democracy is concerned in Nigeria.

PDP made promises too which they didn't fulfil.

Only God that can make a promise without failing you .

y did u vote buhari? cuz u expect him to do tins in a different way not same old way..... if u re comparing PDP n APC promises it therefore mean dey ve ntn new to offer. change is wen u do tins in a different way

dat man is a lying liar...... he is synonymous to lair Mohammed cuz he didn't live dat administration rather he was sack for incompetence n misconduct

Infomaz:
"For there is one God and one mediator between God and man, the man Christ Jesus" 1Tim 2:5

"...and Jesus seeing their faith said unto the sick of palsy, son be of good cheer; thy sins are forgiven thee. And behold certain of the scribes said within themselves, this man blasphemeth ...the son of man hath power on earth to forgive sins." Matt 9:2 - 6.

wen Jesus appeared to d apostles He breathed on dem n said receive d Holy spirit...... sending dem out he said who ever since u forgive dey re forgiven whose sin u retain re retain

Infomaz:
forgive my 'ignorance' but who will forgive the Pope if and when he sins? Who does he confess to?

he goes for confession too from d clergy men

missKiffy:
Catholics why do you seek forgiveness from a priest instead of from God

dey don't seek forgiveness from priest rather dey seek forgiveness through dem...... dey act as an intercessor...... like Christ said go out n preach d world whose sins u forgive dey re forgiven n whose sins u retain dey re retain

oluwaSmith1:
Come to think of it, i have not seen anything wrong with Buhari's appointment so far.

If he allow people like Ameachi to be SGF, we will still be the one to attack him that why must he appoint Ameachi when he's facing Wike's probe panel.

My opinion sha.

is Amechi d only APC man fron d south?

Lovexme:
Pictures for proof or I don't believe it

nairaland babes re like Buhari n APC talking without evidence

It beats my imagination wen gurls complain about the inability of there boyfriend to satisfy dem sexually yet dey will resist every move made by the guy if he wants to jump ship....... my question is Ladies why don't u let him go if he can't satisfy u

lawvelyn:
[color=indigo] Lol don't let it blind ur eyes ooi
Lol [/color]

can I pm u?

[quote author=lawvelyn post=37485437][color=indigo]block BUSTER


Block buster [/color] [/quoteam not seeing anything jor...... can I take a closer look

lawvelyn:
. [color=indigo]
No joor ur eyes are deciving you [/color]

hey..... which do u gat there

EMERITUS85:
have been a fan of tecno since their birth until i discovered that tecno is a scam yes i said it tecno is a scam.

to make the story short i bought a tecno flagship phone the almighty phantom z last year and believe me the phone is superb with a good display but considering the price i bought it 59k it supposed to worth it. fast forward to 2015 the phone still remains a flagship tecno phone because no other tecno beats it's spec but how can such a flagship phone still runs kitkat even when lollipop is now rampant on Chinese brands like infinix gionee etc. considering the amount i bought the phone i think I deserve a lollipop update instead of making customers money valuable to them they are busy producing scrap in the name of phone while their media paid hypers will hype the Useless scrap to the extent of comparing c8 to iPhone (abomination)
well in the end i have to sell my over priced phantom z which i bought 59k not less than 1 year as low as 29k and right now am a proud user of infinix hot note pro updated from 4.4 to 5.1 (that's value of money)

please don't tell me that tecno is cheap thus update are not necessary because infinix gionee are also more cheaper but are churning out updates for their customers that's what I call value of money.


if you want to buy a phone with sure ota update go for

gionee (best when it comes to Ota)

infinix(happy they kept their promise)

pls lecture me on d difference btw KitKat n lollipop

Evathyst:
Then apply for the latest binocular! Moreso, if you had seen something else, what would you have done? Nairaland guys sha!


Anyway, I cover my bo*bs with the blood of Jesus!

am seeing tangerine n a piece of groundnut on it

lawvelyn:
Block buster

all I c is watermelon o

Evathyst:
You're joking right? I've got the grape fruit. Confirm through my profile pic, but physical confirmation, OYO(On Your Own).

its a lie..... wat I can c there is tangerine

lawvelyn:
And ladies which do you possess lol

op chose urs first let's c if its watermelon or grape

dainformant:
According to an online user, the portrait of immediate past president Goodluck Jonathan is still hanging on the reception wall of a hotel reportedly owned by Dame Patience Jonathan (former first lady) in Yenogoa, Bayelsa state -as she has reportedly refused to acknowledge president Buhari as the number one citizen...This is how it was shared online... Is anything wrong with that IF THIS IS TRUE??


http://www.nationalhelm.com/2015/08/goodluck-jonathan-still-president-of.html

nothing wrong..... its a private firm so its not constitutional u must hang d pix of d President in ur organization more over wen PMB won d northerners replaced GEJ portrait with his even bf handing over...... south why re we always fighting ourselves

SeverusSnape:
You've spoken well, I'm speechless.

The north own the country.

"I don't care, as long as they are competent and can deliver". That is a very idiotic statement.

d north own d country cuz d south is divided....

venuspisces:
@bilulu, I don't know the part of Ishan u hail from but am from Ubiaja and Esanbgedo means "Esan beats/fight the beni's " am not going to argue further just go do your research on it.

am from Uromi n like I said it depend on how u pronounce ur esangbedo..... I wish I could pronouce it to ur hearing

most tyms I begin to imagine d way southerners reacts to national issues. d way dey fight themselves. let me remind us one fact; Nigeria is divided into two; south n north. d northerners (north central north east north west) see themselves as brothers so dey act as one but d south (south east south west n south south) always see themselves as enemies n dey act as one..... Northerners c themselves as powerful not because they re but because the southerners re enemies to themselves....... recall dis adage; its d house rat dat tells d bush rat dat there is food in d house. We d southerners re d ones killing our by our I TOO KNOW mentality. The way we criticize our southern leaders, d way we castigate dem...... yes we re trying to do d right thing tho but d northerners aren't seeing it dat way. Take a look at this anti corruption crusade we d southerners re in front line n we re d ones shouting kill dem all.
Hardly you will hear a northerner speak against a fellow northerner not because they don't ve anything to say but because of the unity among them. During d campaign d den PDP chairman cautioned his party members from d south about d way dey re going about d campaign in d north but d south were singing bring us down.
Also day to d governorship election timber state governor said categorically dat d underage voters should steer clear from voting mean they voted during d presidential election....... did d northern PDP cry fowl? d likes of abacha re worshiped in d north. D south should pls stop deceiving themselves....... d change d south was shouting wasn't d same change d north was shouting.
Look at d recent appointment tho its lopsided some southerners re still saying its base on competence...... my brother re u saying d south don't ve competent people... if u re saying d south didn't vote PMB wat about d west dat made him win wat ve dey gotten...... I say it again we should stop deceiving ourselves cuz d change we wanted is not d same change dey wanted

Oooops:
Am from Uromi.... Awo after Amedokhian

am from Eguare close to Onogie palace

Oooops:
Am from Uromi.... Awo after Amedokhian

am from Eguare close to Onogie palace