When an European Airline was initially launched, an educated Muslim gentleman was Traveling in the first class section. An air hostess approached him with a complimentary drink, this was an alcoholic drink so that man politely refused. The air hostess returned but this time bought the drink on a platter, designed to appeal and impress however Muslim man again politely refused, explaining he doesn't drink alcohol. The air hostess was concerned and informed the manager. The manager approached man with another platter, now designed with flowers, he questioned, “is there something wrong with our service? please enjoy the drink, it is a complimentary offer.” The man replied, “I am a Muslim and I do not drink alcohol.” The manager still insisted that the man take the drink. Then, the Muslim proposed that the manager should give the drink to the pilot first. The manager stated, “how can the pilot drink alcohol, he’s on duty!? And if he drinks there are all chances for the plane to crash”. The passenger with tears in his eye, replied, “I am a Muslim and I am always on duty in order to protect my Imaan (Faith) and if I drink I will crash my whole life here and hereafter. Pls share if found interesting.

Pls, I need a mature, more experience, knowledgeable etc. Muslimah for friendship.

HILARIOUS QUESTIONS AND COMMENTS I'VE HEARD AS AN HIJABITE.

* Your dress is so nice, it's a pity you cover it up with your hijab.
(Why are you pitying me? You want to take antibiotics for someone else's infection? My
dressing is incomplete without my hijab).

* Do you people wear earrings?
(Yes we do. Average of 2-3 piercings plus an optional, privileged one on the nose for
those wearing niqab!).

* How will you get someone to marry you?
(Seriously?! So, men now have to see your whole body before they decide whether you're Ms. Right
or not? Those wearing niqab can simply reveal their faces to interested brothers, in the
presence of a third party: a male relative or another woman).

* Why do you allow a man to enslave you like this?
( Which man? Last time I checked, my dad/ brother/uncle is still trying to understand why I'm
wearing it. Some hijabites are not even married yet, so, don't think it's the husbands forcing them).

* You can't find a job with this kind of dressing.
( Oh! Really?! Who told you I'm looking for a modelling job?).

* OMG! Your hair is so beautiful.
( Hijab is no excuse for a broken, unkempt, lice-infested hair!!!).

* Do you feel comfortable in this hot weather?
( Yes. There's a thermostat in the brain- the hypothalamus- that helps to adapt to temperature changes. My hypothalamus has
gotten "used to" me wearing the hijab when it is hot. Therefore, it has been RESET to withstand a
higher temperature. So, I'm fine...).

* Do you wear it indoors too?
(No. As long as a "strange" male or
unreliable female is not around, I can remove my hijab and wear ANYTHING inside my father's/ husband's house).

* This is just Arab culture.
( It's not. Go check the history of the Arabs. Women's nudity used to be displayed for entertainment before Islaam came. Hijab is a
religious duty, not a cultural attire).

* Why do you wear this hijab sef?
( The most intelligent question of all. It is a divine injuction. It's clearly stated in the Quran.

TAHAJJUD "If there is something you want in life and you are not praying tahajjud for it, then you don't really want it." — Shaykh Yasir Qadhi ''The Dua made at tahajjud is like an arrow that does not miss its target.'' — Imaam Ash Shafi (RA) Get up to pray in the dark when all are asleep and see how your path is lit and your life begins to shine. #Tahajjud Many people talk about Allah but very few talk to Allah. Bring Tahajjud and Du’a into your life and talk to Him. If there is something you want to ask Allah, start praying tahajjud. Tahajjud time is on even 15 mins before fajr (morning prayer) so if you are a heavy sleeper you should try waking up atleast 20 mins before fajr and offer tahajjud. Raise your hands in dua in tahajjud & be consistent, Allah loves hearing our duas. Abu Hurayra (Allah be pleased with him) reports that the Messenger of Allah (blessings and peace be upon him) said, "The best prayer after the obligatory prayers is the night prayer." Benefits of Tahajjud (The Night Prayer): 1 - Implementing the Sunnah of the Messenger of Allah (SallalLahu alayhi wa sallam) which he never use to miss 2 - A way of getting your Dua's accepted 3 - A way of getting your sins forgiven 4 - By performing it, it will bring light to your face and soul 5 - It helps you fight your desires 6 - It makes you closer to Allah 7 - It builds the love of the Hereafter in your heart 8 - It softens the heart and humbles you in front of Allah 9 - It strengthens the Qur’an that you have memorised Narrated Abu Huraira (RadhiyalLahu anhu): Allah’s Apostle (Peace be upon him) said, “Our Lord, the Blessed, the Superior, comes every night down on the nearest Heaven to us when the last third of the night remains, saying: “Is there anyone to invoke Me, so that I may respond to invocation? Is there anyone to ask Me, so that I may grant him his request? Is there anyone seeking My forgiveness, so that I may forgive him?” Spread the knowledge so it will be Sadaqatul-Jaari a (everlasting charity) for you In Shaa Allah. The Messenger of Allah (peace be upon him) said: “Whoever directs someone to a good, then he will have the reward equal to the doer of the action.” [Muslim 1893]

Internet zina Part 1 Let me be sincerely clear on this. Do you know how bad and embarrassing it can be if you die suddenly and you do not get to wipe the careless chats you have been having with an opposite sex on your phone, and others get to read it?. This has become the problem of every internet user. Unfortunately Muslims have fallen prey to this internet plague. The only people that can help to stop this are the sisters. Research has shown that sisters are often innocent of this until brothers initiate such careless chat. Sisters, Never ever allow late night chat with any brother, never ever tolerate prolong chatting after the main talk has been achieved. Try to learn how to embarrass any brother appropriately that is trying to take advantage of your privacy in the name of internet chatting. Having careless chat with multiple brothers is even not good for you, because they talk about it at your back. Never ever send your pictures through chatting to any brother, this especially can implicate you til the rest of your life. May Allah save us from this evil of internet chatting. It is so bad that brothers and sisters can't allow their friends to have their phone for 5 minutes. If they want you to charge their phones for them, they would lock it with at least two different security apps to protect the evil contents on their phones. Some husbands cannot leave their phones unlock with their wives. Some would not even share their phone password with their spouse. Shaytan is faking the Muslims with this. A kind of fakery that makes them believe that they can do many evils and no one would know about it. But remember that Allah knows, and if He wishes to disgrace you, He would do so without any security app blocking Him. So fear Him, seek forgiveness and stop internet Zina.

Internet zina Part 1 Let me be sincerely clear on this. Do you know how bad and embarrassing it can be if you die suddenly and you do not get to wipe the careless chats you have been having with an opposite sex on your phone, and others get to read it?. This has become the problem of every internet user. Unfortunately Muslims have fallen prey to this internet plague. The only people that can help to stop this are the sisters. Research has shown that sisters are often innocent of this until brothers initiate such careless chat. Sisters, Never ever allow late night chat with any brother, never ever tolerate prolong chatting after the main talk has been achieved. Try to learn how to embarrass any brother appropriately that is trying to take advantage of your privacy in the name of internet chatting. Having careless chat with multiple brothers is even not good for you, because they talk about it at your back. Never ever send your pictures through chatting to any brother, this especially can implicate you til the rest of your life. May Allah save us from this evil of internet chatting. It is so bad that brothers and sisters can't allow their friends to have their phone for 5 minutes. If they want you to charge their phones for them, they would lock it with at least two different security apps to protect the evil contents on their phones. Some husbands cannot leave their phones unlock with their wives. Some would not even share their phone password with their spouse. Shaytan is faking the Muslims with this. A kind of fakery that makes them believe that they can do many evils and no one would know about it. But remember that Allah knows, and if He wishes to disgrace you, He would do so without any security app blocking Him. So fear Him, seek forgiveness and stop internet Zina.

Beautiful Tips for sadaqah (charity)..

✏#1:buy a praying mat and keep it in a
masjid, whoever prays on it In Shaa ALLAH
you'll be rewarded for it..

✏#2: keep a bowl or glass of water on your
window for the birds, thats charity...make it
a habit..you will b rewarded In Shaa ALLAH. .

✏#3:Old pair of socks, shirts, pants, pajamas
etc. package it nicely ans give it to any poor/
needy on your way or within your
neighbourhood or town, its sadaqah..

✏#4:keep a box in your room and put a
Ringgit or Sen (Cent) whenever you seem to
have sinned, open the box after a month
and give the cash for charity, make it a
habit.. This one is really good if u want to
stop n protect urself from sin..

✏#5:write the dua of entering the house
and leaving the house on two papers,stick it
on the entrance of house,In Sha ALLAH u will
b rewarded for whoever will read it.. The
same could be done even for other du'as
like looking in the mirror, sleeping and

waking up etc etc
✏#6: sponsor an orphan from your own
pocket money..

✏#7: family or neighbourhood gatherings
that take place in farmhouses, parks or
other places, take carton of juice or water
with u and distribute it .

✏#8: if there is a construction going on
around your house, get a box of water and
juice, refrigerate it, and give it to the labours
chilled you will be rewarded In Sha ALLAH

✏#9: if you get the change at the petrol
pump, whether he
is a muslim and let the change be with him,
even if he is a non muslim, be a good face
for your religion.

✏#10: keep a Quran in any masjid and get
the reward for whoever reads even a single
letter of it. A letter is multiplied into 10 times,
imagine the reward .

✏#11: if there is water left in your glass, put
it in the flower pot..

✏#12: cheer your muslim brother/ sister,
especially those who are sad..

✏#13: smile to whom you pass by, greet to
the one next to you and a good word is
sadaqah.

✏#14: do not sleep until you have forgiven
whoever have hurt you..

✏#15: share this message to as many people
as you can ,it is sadaqah-e-jariy a. Taqabbal
ALLAHU minna wa minkum.
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Lobatan. Sorry.

Between Tecno Smartphones, Itel smartphones and Infinix Smartphones which one is durable and the best?

Pls, What are the different and similarity between Android phones and Window Phones?

Rest In Peace Mama Bovi

Na wa for this generation .

Hope dem no follow you come from your village?

Another means of inviting youths to their grave.

Why is it watery?

Another Baby-Mama again. Na wa o.

If there is something you want in life and
you are not praying tahajjud for it you don't
really want it." — Shaykh Yasir Qadhi
''The Dua made at tahajjud is like an arrow
that does not miss its target.'' — Imaam Ash
Shafi (ra)
Get up to pray in the dark when all are
asleep and see how your path is lit and your
life begins to shine. #Tahajjud
Many people talk about Allah but very few
talk to Allah. Bring Tahajjud and Du’a into
your life and talk to Him.
If there is something you want to ask Allah,
start praying tahajjud.

Tahajjud time is on even 15 mins before fajr
so if you are a heavy sleeper you should try
waking up atleast 20 mins before fajr and
offer tahajjud.

Raise your hands in dua in tahajjud + be
consistent, Allah loves hearing our duas.
Abu Hurayra (Allah be pleased with him)
reports that the Messenger of Allah
(blessings and peace be upon him) said,
"The best prayer after the obligatory prayers
is the night prayer." [Sahih Muslim]
Benefits of Tahajjud (The Night Prayer):
1 - Implementing the Sunnah of the
Messenger of Allah (Sallallahu alayhi was
sallam) which he never use to miss
2 - A way of getting your Dua's accepted
3 - A way of getting your sins forgiven
4 - By performing it, it will bring light to your
face and soul
5 - It helps you fight your desires
6 - It makes you closer to Allah
7 - It builds the love of the Hereafter in your
heart
8 - It softens the heart and humbles you in
front of Allah
9 - It strengthens the Qur’an that you have
memorised
Narrated Abu Huraira (Radiallahu anhu):
Allah’s Apostle (Peace be upon him) said,
“Our Lord, the Blessed, the Superior, comes
every night down on the nearest Heaven to
us when the last third of the night remains,
saying: “Is there anyone to invoke Me, so
that I may respond to invocation? Is there
anyone to ask Me, so that I may grant him
his request? Is there anyone seeking My
forgiveness, so that I may forgive
him?” [Bukhari]

Lovely family

Olodo Rabata

Wonders shall never cease

I thank God for you.

In this World, a HUMAN being struggles Morning, Afternoon & @ Night!! If you ask him/her why!? He replies:- looking for life! What life? He replies:- Good life !! What kind? He replies:- I want a car, house, beautiful/ handsome Wife/Husband. How comes there are those with everything that u mentioned but DONT enjoy anything in this world?! Now, let us ask ourslvs, what is good life? Let me tell you the secret of having good life:- 1. It is to be satisfied with what you have. 2. Fear Allah (By obeying His Commandments). 3. Be good to Others. 4. Forgive those who did wrong unto you. 5. Maintain your LOVE & HUMANITY to others. ****This is a secret of GOOD LIFE. **** MAY ALLAH GRANT US TO HAVE ALL THESE .... Aameen !! Remember The style that brought you in this world; 1. You came in this World Crying, they will cry for you on the day of your departure. 2. You came in this World Undressed, they dressed you up ... You'll leave this world Undressed ... They will dress you up too. 3.You were washed, when you came .... You'll will be washed on the day of your departure. 4. You could NOT walk when you came in this world, they carried you .... Similarly, you will be carried on the day of your departure. 5. When you came in this World, the ADHAN (call for Prayer) was given without SALAAH (Prayer) .... But on the day of your departure, the SALAAH will be offered for you WITHOUT ADHAAN!! Let us wake up, my Brothers and Sisters before the Angel of Death approaches us, for there will be NO excuse !! Let us ask Allah to grant us GOOD END of our lives in this World, In shaa Allah .... Ameen Let us NOT forget praising Him by saying: SUBHAANALLAH ALHAMDULILLAH LAAILAHA ILLA ALLAH ALLAHU AKBAR If you have gained something frm this message, please share with Others ... May Allah grant us understanding Insha Allah. Aameen !

First Person To Embrace Islam = Woman - Khadija (R.a) First Person To Die For Islam = Woman - Sumaya (R.a) Greatest Scholar Of Islam = Woman - Aisha (R.a) Most Love For Muhammad (Pbuh) = Woman - Fatima (R.a) Greatest Sacrifice For Islam = Woman - Khansaa (R.a) One Of Greatest Muslim Fighters = Woman = Khawlah (R.a) Particular Surah Revealed In Quran - The Women! Allahu Akbar! May peace and blessings of Allah (Subhanahu Wa Ta'ala) be upon them all Aameen!

Na wa o.

Psalm 23 in Pidgin/Broken English 1. The Lord na my shepherd, I dey kampe. 2. E make me sidon for where better dey flow yanfu yanfu. And come put me next to stream make my body thermocool. 3. E panel beat my soul come spray am white, come dey lead me dey go through express road of righteousness because of Hin name. 4. Walaii! If I waka pass where arm robber, 419 and juju people boku, come even join boko haram reach valley of the shadow of death sef, liver no go fail me. Your rod and staff nko? Na so dem dey like backbone dey comfort me. 5. You don arrange good fufu and Amala on top table make I chop. See bad belle people dey look waa waa. You rub me for head with vaseline intensive lotion. My cup come be like River Niger dey troway dey go. 6. True true, better life and mercy go dey follow me till I quench. And I go tanda for God house… lai lai I no go comot for wia better dey. God Almighty, Na you biko! AMEN!

O kare Omo Daada

Allah will punish the ISIS and those who finance them

Hmmmm

What do you expect him to say?

Ok

So funny