₦airaland Forum

I remember back in the day when I approached this lady
I remember I was shaking and sweating throughout
The Real cancer started when she asked for my phone number and I had no choice than to stammer since I had no phone
Before I realized, the girl was gone
It was very embarrassing


SShare yours

Ladies drop moments guys felt embarrassed before you

Lekozy:
bin gbagbo was an highly respected being in the joke section ....till this happen.... what is going on now.....

SStill the jokes president

freecocoa:
Starving Alhaji

Black cobra

freecocoa:
Waiting for me to call you 'beautiful' something?

Yea right!

Ugliest hippo.

Hungry mallam

Jesus Christ is God Almighty

I have objected to the marriage
Am I wrong?

[quote author=freecocoa post=62953768][/quote]Ugly baboon

freecocoa:
House goat.

Fat cow r

freecocoa:
Mugu for life.

Why won't silence be your answer when I'm right? duh!

Bush pig

freecocoa:
if only it was originally yours.

Mugu.

Silence is my response to you

Homosexuals are worst than goats
Even goats are not homosexuals
Homosexuals are going to hell
JJust like practitioners of all sins
Flee

Great joke I won't mind the bad belle people

The tighter the louder

Gum can make you FART

FART travels FAST

You FART at least 14 times a day

Women's FART smell more

Inhaling FART can actually be healthy

Men FART more than women

In 1632 the word FART was coined

oglalasioux:
The fool says in his heart that there is god.

Your god made the universe but doesn't have a clue on how to end hunger on earth.

TTruly you are a fool

*WAASCE 2015 Integrated Science*

*Q2(a)(i) Mention 10 differences between Livestock A (Goat) and Livestock B (Sheep).*

*Check out the answers a student gave:*

*1. The goat when you use it for soup it taste waaoow but the sheep when you use it for soup it does not taste waaoow.*

2. Goats give soup perfume, especially the boy
goat; but sheep don't give soup perfume.

*3. A goat can cross a road wisely but the sheep is very foolish and walk slow on the road.*

4. A goat has a sharp brake but a sheep don't
have sharp brake.

*5. Goat head is smelling but sheep head is not smelling.*

6. Goat is on left side of God but sheep is on right side of God.

*7. Goat is stubborn but sheep is humble.*

*8. Goat can jump and turn 360° but sheep cannot jump and turn 360°.*

*9. The goat cries pobebe pobebe but sheep cries beeh beeh.*

*10. Goat hair is perming but sheep hair is jerry curls.*

Fools say in their hearts that God doesn't exist

Fools say in their hearts......

Zafata:
One word: Poverty.

Why poverty

However, it’s only when I received the lawyer’s paperwork about my mother’s death that I learned that my mother had actually died 4 months earlier. She didn’t die on July 29, she died on March 31.
My disappointment and discuss towards my brother’s behavior were at their worst. I couldn’t believe he did that to me. But he did.
In May of 2015, I left the United States to spend some time in Europe. Since I am now in France where I’m from and where my brother lives, I decided to pay him a visit. I went to his last address, but he wasn’t living there anymore.
So, I decided to contact a friend of my family who is also a Jehovah’s Witness Elder. I sent him a letter telling him what happened around my mother’s death and that I wanted to contact my brother.
Few days later I received a phone call from him. He told me that he was saddened by my letter and that the first thing he did when he received it is asking my brother to call me. However, my brother told him that he didn’t want to call me.
It’s right after that phone call that I decided to browse the internet to find out if there were other ex-Jehovah’s Witnesses who were living the same horror I was living.
The first site I went to was YouTube, and there I found more information than I expected. Not only did I find many other folks who are being shunned by their close family members like I am, but I discovered plenty of the Watchtower lies and secrets that I never knew about.
So thanks to the Watchtower own despicable rule of shunning, I found out things I would have never found otherwise.
The internet has got to be the Watchtower and Bible Tract Society’s worse nightmare. All their lies exposed there!
My anger towards my brother’s behavior mixed to the lies of the Watchtower was all I needed to start my own activism against the Jehovah’s Witnesses organization.
I started telling my story on YouTube. My channel is growing like a mushroom on a rainy day. Over 85,000 views at the moment I was even asked to make some videos in French as well, which I’ve just started doing.

He was barely answering my questions in regards to my mother and never answered any of my questions about my aunt. I haven’t had any news about my aunt since January of 2010. I don’t know where she lives, or how she is. Nothing. The only reason I know she’s not dead is that the elder I spoke with a month ago would have told me.
But my brother wasn’t done yet. Apparently he didn’t feel that it was necessary to tell me when my mother passed away.
In 2012, I got a new email address for my business, and I dropped my previous service. Since I was so disgusted with my brother’s behavior I didn’t even gave him my new email address. I knew that he could find me if he wanted to, because as a writer and coach I’m all over the internet.
In May 2014, I received an email from the family lawyer telling me that my brother was trying to reach me. So I said to the lawyer to tell my brother to email me himself if he wanted to speak to me.
I think that was just an excuse not to contact me directly, because after that I heard nothing from my brother.
On July 29, 2014, I received a blunt email from that lawyer telling me that my mother had passed away.
I was so shocked to learn that my mother was dead in an email from a stranger. It was a nightmare. I will never forget that day. I walked around a nearby park like a zombie. I was thinking how in the world my brother and I got to this point? I was also thinking how sad my mother would be about this situation.
What a shame.

My Activism against the Organization of Jehovah’s Witnesses
Among all the negative things that the organization of Jehovah Witnesses teaches, the most damaging one has to be shunning.
Shunning is a cruel mental and psychological torture inflicted on both the person who is shunned and those who feel that they must shun their loved one in order to have God’s favor.
I will never forget how weird I felt at times as one of Jehovah’s Witnesses having to shun someone who was disfellowshipped (excommunicated).


One day, after a meeting, I said a few words to the woman sitting next to me, and I noticed that she was kind of reluctant to speak to me. Few minutes later a fellow witness approached and said to me; “she’s disfellowshipped!” It was like I had just touched to the unclean thing. Looking back it was awful. I felt very bad for the woman and embarrassed. Not the type of feelings you supposed to have right after a Christian meeting at your Kingdom Hall. Or so we’re told.
Another instance was in a grocery store, where I ran into a Christian sister who had left the congregation. We almost said hello to each other, but we didn’t. We both felt very weird and uncomfortable. I remember feeling that something was not right about this shunning thing.
But I was yet to experience the worst thing about shunning, which is being on the other side of it.
That happened when my brother started shunning me and preventing me from communicating with my aunt once my mother was no longer able to make decisions due to Alzheimer disease. My mother on the other end had never shunned me and never would have. But she’s the one that went, first mentally and then physically.
Since January 2010, I have not seen or spoken to neither my brother nor my aunt.
He was only sending me cold emails without any comment, and terrible photos of my sick mother.

My Activism against the Organization of Jehovah’s Witnesses
Among all the negative things that the organization of Jehovah Witnesses teaches, the most damaging one has to be shunning.
Shunning is a cruel mental and psychological torture inflicted on both the person who is shunned and those who feel that they must shun their loved one in order to have God’s favor.
I will never forget how weird I felt at times as one of Jehovah’s Witnesses having to shun someone who was disfellowshipped (excommunicated).
One day, after a meeting, I said a few words to the woman sitting next to me, and I noticed that she was kind of reluctant to speak to me. Few minutes later a fellow witness approached and said to me; “she’s disfellowshipped!” It was like I had just touched to the unclean thing. Looking back it was awful. I felt very bad for the woman and embarrassed. Not the type of feelings you supposed to have right after a Christian meeting at your Kingdom Hall. Or so we’re told.
Another instance was in a grocery store, where I ran into a Christian sister who had left the congregation. We almost said hello to each other, but we didn’t. We both felt very weird and uncomfortable. I remember feeling that something was not right about this shunning thing.
But I was yet to experience the worst thing about shunning, which is being on the other side of it.
That happened when my brother started shunning me and preventing me from communicating with my aunt once my mother was no longer able to make decisions due to Alzheimer disease. My mother on the other end had never shunned me and never would have. But she’s the one that went, first mentally and then physically.
Since January 2010, I have not seen or spoken to neither my brother nor my aunt.
He was only sending me cold emails without any comment, and terrible photos of my sick mother.