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A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home, Mother of six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back " ANYTIME YOU ARE READY, FATHER OF FOUR. THE MAN FAINTED.

DAMA LA NOP...... I LOVE YOU IN WOLLOF LANGUAGE FROM GAMBIA

BIN SHEY YOU JUSST WANT POST, ABI?

NA U FIT GO HUG TRANSFORMER.... U WEY DEY POST SILLY JOKES....... LOL

i am a newbie ooo. so can someone please tell me how to add friends and chat with them...... cuz i want to make friends and get someone to love me...... lol..........

emmysenior: hehe
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this happened in one of the states in USA. when i saw this video my heart missed a beat because i live in the USA and my 3 year old daughter goes to day care whilst i go to school and work. this is really disheartening........... the daycare owner should be be charged for neglect.............

whats the meaning of this of this rubbish.............

its locally called ferri goose in my country

lilkech: op abeg next time dont start a new thread just because you feel like testing your keyboard

loolll. i beg dont kill me with laughter.........

rubbish......... where is the joke............

may hs gentle soul be received in janatul firdaws....... ameen....

idirect: My dad do make sure we never lack anything during ramadan period, unfortunately I lost him some couple of month ago. 2012 is never gonna be the same without him.
May Allah in his infinite mercy forgive him all his misdeed

driest joke ever

i have a bachelors in economis and finance from the university of Gambia. but i am currently leaving in the USA and i do something far different from Econs and Fin.

amen

thanks for the response...... lol.... its just funny and it made me laughed the first time i read it......

booqee: here is d link to d joke you're looking for. But its been moved to d sexuality section sha:
www.nairaland.com/963580/power-sex-lol-lol
i wonder what u need it for anyway?? Sexx tinz.....smh

hi all, i am new to nairaland. i just registered because sometime back back i read a funny joke on nairaland about sexx and since then i have tried to read it again but cant just find it. can someone please kindly help me locate the joke. some part of the joke said sex turns u into a begger and a singer........ and so on............. will really appreciate it if ican read this again.
thanks