₦airaland Forum

Abduletudaye:
Hmmmm....am not sure...but you can buy a bold 9930 for 15k/16k and get visafone configured on it for 4k or 5k..

Can it be used on Android devices?

Have you tried to reinstall XAMPP?

cbrass:
These are not Nigerians some of them don't even know the way to Nigeria embassy in UK let alone Nigeria

But if they were terrorists or drug dealers they will be Nigerians huh?

Matttthew:
Rubbish upon nonsense.....
Now I really no Mr. President is clueless...
Without clue....
On what ground did he sacked sanusi b4?
N on what ground is he taking him in now in the last minute.....?

Stewpid move....
#GodDeyWatchU

Read original post; NO
Read comments; Never

Now see as u just dey fall your hand.

FYI, this is Sanusi Lamido Ado-Bayero

Just after my NYSC, an elderly friend called me about a job.


EF (elderly friend): Bring your CV, I hear say one job dey.

Me: Bros thank you, which kin job na?

EF: Na police work, but dem go start u for "so so rank" ( I can't remember the rank, I nor dey put yeye things for my head)

Me: Bros, Police

EF: Yes, police.... nor worry, small time u go b oga.

Me: (after a brief silence) Bros, Even if I don die, them con go wear my dead body police uniform, I go vex wake up, give the person wey wear me the uniform better blow, pull the uniform, then die again.



"I'll rather die than commit suicide" I HATE THE NPF

ajayiopy:
Am reading the soft copy already, tell fisherman to stop this myopic way of thinking ,Guys don wise up ,no monkey for idanre again

Abeg, how u take get the soft copy? I need am oooo. I need my watch oooo


#CourtLeaveMyWatchAlone

Well, in this our computer age, I c reasons why someone would be skeptical about a laminated document. But not until my old man passes on, those reasons are invalid.....Lol. Nothing wey that man nor go laminate, remain small e for say make I laminate my school notes.


The fear of rats is the beginning of lamination!!!

Head dey lost, u dey find cap

Ear wey nor gree hear word, na head e dey plan to kill

Watin thief thief dey lost, which mouth e go take announce am?

Dem nor dey tell blind man say market don scatter

E dey hard for person wey dem pray for, na come person wey dem course?

Mumu nor dey go Eko (Lagos)

Nice pics!

Of all this places, why e be say na earth God decide to troway Satan and his demons put? Rev. 12:12. Na wah oooo.....

Every drug is a poison, no matter how harmless it my seem....U should be wary of poisons!

OP how much?

Airbrella should b a better name

Samalex2008:
Thanks. But my tab is not rooted.

It works on non-rooted phones as well!

Ok

Archmage:
personally, i feel the word entrepreneurship had been desecrated... to the extent that the the meaning and essence of entrepreneurship has faded... entrepreneurship is not an escape route nor is it a shortcut to success..... it is a path of its own, a career based on an enterprising aptitude.... but with the current state of things, being an entrepreneur is equal to owning a business even if it is just selling snacks from a box.... is entrepreneurship not more than just making independent income?

Yeah.....it is way more than that!

This is d very reason I hate blog....u are never in full control!

This goes to show that when we come together as a people with oneness of mind, we'll move mountains n the world ll have no other option than to applaud us.

"We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided"

Kudos to the FG n d SGs that made sure EVD becomes history in Nigeria.
Kudos to the good people of Nigeria

#Proudly9ja!

The A.b.o.k.i (Radio lovers), I stayed with one in my 300l days. He is always disturbing with it. I love the guy but I hate his radio. This guy just can't breath without his radio. One roommate smashed his radio in his absence. The guy bought another one the next day.

The "jimmers": They are always carrying weight, you rarely c them leave the hostel.

The "Aro(s)": That word can't b new to a Uniben grad. They are always making noise.

The Common room landlords: If u go to the common room n u can't find this set of guys there, run for your dear life. At times I wonder if these guys are students.

koikoi2:
I think dey are over payed.
My first salary as a graduate was #13k

This ur comment really made me Lol.
I like ur use of sarcasm!


But seriously, if u did that job recently, I think u need to sue the company for human rights violation

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Pm me d number n delete it immediately. And make sure you don't text or call her, in short when u see her, shout Chizoz three times n tear race for ur dear life.....N listen to this, nor ever go that church again. I repeat, nor ever go that church again,except na another branch......because I strongly believe this is a trap!!!

Uncle (e)bola in da ghetto!

The bats n monkeys have finally entered US.

Where dat my US visa, make I go wash am with soap first....

XAMMP abi na Zmapp will soon be in short supply!


FG, please quarantine anybody that will be entering the country from that pompous US until further notice. In short, find those their missing soldiers n quarantine then for 21 days, after that, bundles them up n send them back to their Ebola infested ghetto ....Our army will #bringbackourgirls!!!

Even though I nor dey understand Yoruba, Asa nor fit sing make I nor like am!

Asa rocks!!!

TheRealAdonye: Here you go..

I was thinking of something like that!

OP...maybe you should also give us the list of these "uneducated" successful guys that had refused to send their kids to the university.

These people u r talking about make sure their kids get the best of education. U r here highlighting the fact that they were uneducated.

Btw, I hear Agofure, the owner of Agufure Motors is a student of Delsu.....E don graduate?

gratieao: Here comes the comedian in chief
https://newsrescue.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Goodluck-Jonathan.jpg
https://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02745/goodluck-jonathan_2745283e.jpg

Omo you funny gôn!

hungryboy: Buying egg roll for 100naira when u suppose buy
20naira buns and 30naira egg

Hahahahah.... U made me remember one of my sec. school mates. The guy go buy beans pie (hardly c them these days), commot the beans put for nylon for soakies ( to drink garri) when he gets home. When I c that dude, I always remind him!

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3strike: Nice write up / format i must say. but I also must tell you that I SMELL SCAM all over this Thread.....People shine your eyes and borrow brain join. There is no free lunch! if you are a blogger i will understand your reason for these write up might be to generate traffic to your site...Remember life is give n take. So right now you are giving freely what do you intend taking from the readers?



NB Anyways a dog that is determined to go astray will not wait to listen to the voice of the master.

hmmmmm......my guy, leave them alone.

Remedy4gud had allies n more than one username. The Mod sensed it n was banning the guy...dem almost kill the MOD for banning him. The MOD probably got angry and left them to their fate.

He succeeded the last time. Many of his magas were shouting "we ll catch him", "we will jail him", "he has nowhere to hide", some even claimed to know his address.....but dem nor fit do the guy anything.


@all The OP registered August 15, 2014 n has spent 10 hours & 58 minutes online. He is here to bridge the gap b/w ur beloved country n the rest of the world. And of course, this is his first topic, very much in line with his dreams! hmmmmmm.....

Dog wey wan lose nor dey hear e master.

*In Tuface's voice, "if u wanno kpai, u kpai, nobody send u".

ceasare: @ ThaiANigeria: we are waiting oh! Come and Finnish yah story.we are waiting kwanu!!!

To all u can learn one or two business tricks from him as to investing with him (even though he hasn't indicated so without doing your due diligence then u hv yourself to blame.people should tread with caution when it comes to your hard earn money pls be extra vigilance " the wolf might come in form of a lamb"....he who have ear let him hear.

Last bullet: from his insight into d business I am learning more.for me its a case of hear the word and leave the preacher of the word.

You are right Bro!

Remedy4gud I believe has some knowledge in recharge card printing biz. He used that knowledge to scam people!

#Hear d word, leave d preacher!

MrT2011: You may be right. Am not saying don't suspect. What Am saying is let's quietly watch... And play along... Till then he might be genuine or scammer... We shall know.

People are already taking him serious!