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thank you so much for your advice. I'm in yr 2, Law... University of Lagos.

always meet at a public place! always. who knows if he is a maniac.

Mondays are sometimes dreaded due to stressful classes, Early hour jobs, and impromptu events, sigh! But you know something more stressful than all that? Your wardrobe, do you have absolutely "nothing" to wear, let me inspire you.
This Chiffon Top and Palazzo trouser cuts across classes and work, so you can look glamorous.
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I went shopping with Adeola on Saturday at yaba floor market(don't laugh) Even till now, I still get scared of crossing the busy road from the sky bank to where the Yaba market is selling hot hot.

Even Adeola was a bigger chicken than me, she held my hands all through the crossing. I'm sure she will be staring at this post with "bad eye" don't come and look at my post with "winsh eyes".

I just had to get some new sandals, did you know Chanel makes nice Sandals? I just found out(Igbo-made made me think it was a counterfeit, sigh)


I now have an excuse to not wear heels all the time, don't judge me, it's not easy being a lady. My mom keeps saying if I wear heels like I always do, I will end up breaking my tooth.

To cut the long story short, on an exhausting walk around Yaba(did I mention that I am a bargain hunter?) I met this middle aged woman, she had this attracting makeup(I did not mean attractive) It was so obvious, I like my barely there makeup on, and sometimes maybe owambe makeup at Owambes(obviously) not sweating profusingly in the hot sun with smeared foundation, blue green eye-shadow(at different eyelids respectively, is that a thing now?) So, because of my "church mind" I won't say anymore about that, and it has inspired this post!
So, to the woman I met at yaba(in case you are seeing this post, these are my top best tips for an everyday makeup...(Because of word constraint... Kindly continue at:
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These wardrobe essentials are a must have for every woman. They add spice to any boring old clothe you are wearing. Good thing they are readily available and affordable. Discover fashion with Victoria Awe.

*Tee Shirt
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I would definitely love to rock this to church, the Denim Jacket complements the Ankara(African Print) skirt. The heels are killer gorgeous, but I might opt for some comfy wedges.


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It is no news, a lot of people supported the super eagles! Banky W has quite some things to say in his caption below:
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Hello everyone! These are based on true events! This is my first writing on life as a typical Nigerian Lady... Check my blog www.victoriaawe..com
I share my journal and ushering jobs updates.


Last Friday night, I decided to stay over at Eniola's place, the head bursting "bachelorette". It was 9pm. Eniola had plans already made plans... Mtcheww, that sly.

"Are you actually going clubbing, Eniola?" I remember asking the olori nla while texting Emela.



"No oh, I'm just wearing heels to keep my feet warm... Better come with me to Rumours tonight, and let me help your career" She said as she was already fixing her false eyelashes.



"Mtcheww... All those shaku shaku boys that club, I already found true love... Emeka Nma... Nami, Abi what's is that his surname again?" I said.
"True love? That was what you said last year with Newspaper James and Recharge card Daniel, and his name is Emeka Nnaji, olodo"



Eniola was Emeka's childhood friend, and I got to know him through her( story for another day)
Yeah, I've caught Emeka cheating, one.. Two or Thirteen times, but who is keeping count?
I'm just too lazy for a real boyfriend, Emeka is low maintenance, doesn't like makeup and loves my smile(at leago that's what he says)



Economically, if I have a new boyfriend, my hair has to be on fleek( at least something presentable) my makeup won't be the tiro I used to steal from mum's cupboard to use every morning to work.
The new boyfriend self... I will still pretend I don't like money for 3 months(for his mind!) In this Buhari era, who will pay for all that?



But wait, I hope collecting recharge card money is not considered liking money, because data isn't cheap ejo!
"Earth to Victoria" Eniola whined.



"See, Agnes' mother's friend said she knows someone who found love in a club... And they have been married for 13 years!... Club guys have ASSURANCE sef" Eniola completed, already calling an uber.
"Yeah sure... Is that before or after they use you for money ritual?" I asked.
"Mtcheew... Are you going or not?"
"Oya, sorry" I replied.
There I was, for the first time in a club, wearing those extremely short, elastic dresses, any wrong step, it reveals your okirika G-string for the world to see for free, not like I would like it either if it were paid for, or would I?


I borrowed Eniola's stilleto, they were killer high. The guy I mistakenly stepped on by the entrance of the club will end up with serious fractures, I heard "bones cracking" and I'm not joking I swear. A short dress and heavy heels, must be my lucky day!
This was Eniola's world, the party-crazy, radio-OAP. She obviously earned more than me, and no, she doesn't have a boyfriend, but I'm not giving you her number.



"Hey" Someone said behind me, as I drank one blue wine Eniola bought for me.
"You don't dance?" The fine stranger said again. He was dark, nice abs, but not too much. He had beards in the right places.
"If I get to dance with a fine guy like you, I will give it a try" I smirked like Rihana in her best music videos. If only my mother could have seen me!



The music was loud, the drink seemed to intoxicate me a little... My body was free! I can fly! The stranger was too good to be true. He touch my hips as we danced, my neck... Down, and he slid into my pocket, where I had my IPhone 5 and he was gone.




Well, I didn't know that then, and I didn't know that Eniola had slyed me, alcohol had me. My eyes cleared when it was 4am, Saturday morning. I had puked allover my body and I couldn't find my phone to call Eniola-the-traitor, soon enough, everyone began to leave, and I found out she had gone.



I was low on cash(aren't I always?) So I couldn't call an uber(do they work that early sef?) If you had seen me, you would have me boarding a Yaba bus, looking like an olosho, with smeared makeup( aye me oh!)
Phone gone, heels broken, heart crushed, but please don't tell my mother, because what happened in Rumours, stays in Rumours.

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Mockinbird:
I don't click "LIKE" buh i just liked your dp! :-) :-) Are you in Lag?

I'm actually in Ogun.

Mockinbird:
I know buh some slow peeps would baby a slow mod e.g Mynd77 and voilla, he bans..
Be good babe :-)

yikes! I never knew they ban for that, thanks hon!

Beautiful Yoruban history. I'm proud of Yoruba demons everywhere!!!

MrCork:
..she ain't lightskin ! ((No oofense ))

What's the deal with you and light chics

Wow, beautiful couples.

Lol, true

Ninilowo:
Yes, you do. Always take am izi online abeg. How Lizzy, ur 6ta?

OMG, I'm so sorry I'm seen this way. . Good day Sir.

Maxi112:
you wanna know about viz?
Are you crushing on him?

Your eyes tho

Lol, no, I just like his comments

Ninilowo:
AIS head girl Abi? Na so you be online Abi? Vicckkyyyy I catch you today

excuse me, do I know you?

Mockinbird:
Thot you are until you type this.
Smh.

lol, common, constructive criticism never hurts, and the suffering part is just a joke oo

ehn ehn, tell us something we don't know. what about vikiz or vikizz ion know, but he is pretty cool

ehn ehn, tell us something we don't know.

ofeshe:
Regular work out will give you the body you dream of Check online for tips

Yeah, I guess so.

Mr math textbook and I have a date this night.

swizmony:
Shut up. You bastard! Who u EPP?

look at this freaking niggur! eat your words and disappear! slowpoke

Gidimasters2:
Lol who told you that you are flexible..... You dey assume yourself abi??. Come lemme test if you are flexible

lol, notty boy!

Gidimasters2:
Lol answer your call abi..... You sef wan af dah figoor

naa, I like myself slim and flexible

tyson98:
You really need God to pick ur call truly....

Lol, slim is the new se.xy duh!

ehm, If I close my eyes tight, I kinda maybe see the similarities

CR7, don't forget to marry me.