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Romance / Re: How To Be A Posh/toosh by Bisiebae(f): 2:22pm On Apr 29, 2016
faith551:
Op , their is something more respected than being posh and it's called "being original"
I hate people who act up,instead work on yourself and be what you are acting.
when i speak ppl think am just showing off and expect me to loose the prowress with time,but then its me talking and most of them come off wowed.
Advise -BE YOURSELF




U hit the nail!

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Romance / Re: How To Be A Posh/toosh by Bisiebae(f): 2:21pm On Apr 29, 2016
firstking01:
Rubbish, btw, you look like under sixteen @your dp lipsrsealed





how does it affect your existence? besides I'm sixteen. if you don't like me, don't talk to me. simple.
Romance / Re: How To Be A Posh/toosh by Bisiebae(f): 1:56pm On Apr 29, 2016
Maxi112:
to you, not me



Well, it doesn't matter as long as u don't look like a village headmaster. lol tongue
Romance / Re: How To Be A Posh/toosh by Bisiebae(f): 1:54pm On Apr 29, 2016
nikkypearl:
op.. your posh/pose for profile pix is cute grin




He he I'm blushing.
Romance / Re: How To Be A Posh/toosh by Bisiebae(f): 1:52pm On Apr 29, 2016
Alocia:
This thread though.. sad




Lol what about it?
Romance / Re: How To Be A Posh/toosh by Bisiebae(f): 1:22pm On Apr 29, 2016
Maxi112:
who all things way u list done epp?



lol, its pretty cool though!
Romance / How To Be A Posh/toosh by Bisiebae(f): 1:16pm On Apr 29, 2016
Hey guys! I'm kinda new here. Now, Posh people are known to be widely respected in all races. We also have the Razz people... uhhhhh.
Here are the rules of Posh culture.


1 There is no one kind of poshness.
There are actually seven distinct types:
poshness of birth; poshness of wealth;
of accent; of education; also, the
poshness of excellent taste, as well as
the poshness of eccentric and exuberant
vulgarity; and, finally, the poshness of
assumed superiority. Some of these are
inextricably linked, and some quite
naturally overlap, but almost no one is
possessed of all seven.



2 As a term of description or abuse,
“posh” has an incredibly elastic
definition. At one end of the scale you
can accuse someone of being posh for
owning a dishwasher. At the other
extreme you will hear people saying,
“The thing is, the Queen isn’t actually
posh at all.”


3 Posh people aren’t usually snobs. They
just don’t have very much to resent.



4 Far and away the poshest thing you
can do is wilfully mispronounce your
surname, as if the basic rules of vowels,
consonants and syllables simply didn’t
apply to you, and then oblige strangers
to follow your lead.



5 Be classy. This by far is quite complicated. You don't need expensive clothes to look like Queen Elizabeth, on a second thought, you. But be you! be your style.



6. Add yours!


cc lalasticlala, seun.


No bashing please oh!
Travel / Re: Random And Interesting Travel Facts World's Travellers Probably Dont Know. by Bisiebae(f): 11:57am On Apr 28, 2016
tk4rd:
Name such friendly counries please.





Zealand, Brazil, America and some others are still foreigner friendly. In Russia, if you aren't a Russian, you WILL not be employed into a lucrative job, unless u count snow packing. Unless u plan to work for the embassy, but they have petty jobs for graduates... eg driving, cooking. Wishing you the best, are you for work or study?
Travel / Re: Random And Interesting Travel Facts World's Travellers Probably Dont Know. by Bisiebae(f): 10:01am On Apr 28, 2016
damiosy:
Hmmmm Russia on my Mind, no wonder John obi mikel had to grab one


Nice one my Oga explorers


Not seen you in nsk for ages




I've been to Russia bro, its not rosey. Stick to countries which are foreigner friendly.



#Peace


#VoteOptional1

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Made You Cry by Bisiebae(f): 5:17am On Apr 28, 2016
PRINCEZUKO1:
Death Note, is it the live action adaptation or the anime?


I even watched both.
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Made You Cry by Bisiebae(f): 10:19am On Apr 27, 2016
SANDOSKI:



Yea you are right about that.....


The movie is interesting.... Wat about the others I listed,......


I have watched the Good doctor and blood, but didn't manage to get to the finish. Will still try though.
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Made You Cry by Bisiebae(f): 10:02am On Apr 27, 2016
SANDOSKI:




GOOD DOCTOR

YONG PAL

DESCENDANT OF THE SUN

BLOOD

DEATH NOTE

KING FACE

SECRET DOOR


sad




Gosh! death note was so sad, he was killed in the end! But he somehow deserves it.
TV/Movies / What Movie Made You Cry by Bisiebae(f): 9:42am On Apr 27, 2016
Hello, sunny day ain't it? thank global warming. Saddest movie which made me cry was Bridge to Terabithia. The main character died. Which is yours?
Romance / Re: If You Don't Know This,then Tell Me Two Thousand And What Were You Born? (photo) by Bisiebae(f): 7:32am On Apr 27, 2016
Lie Lie, who no know sibije! I was born in the indomie generation. twenty first century!!!




#VoteOptional1
Romance / Re: What Is Your Real Name? by Bisiebae(f): 7:29am On Apr 27, 2016
ehhhhhh, people with this alternative moniker... Only God knows who is who.


I'm Victoria.
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland 2016 :UNOFFICIAL Campaign Thread by Bisiebae(f): 8:18am On Apr 26, 2016
Wait oh, shebi this Miss Naira land is a pageant, how come we have hippy women, or you don't know Victoria secret models?





Vote For Optional1!!!!!!!!!!

We are in it, to win it!

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland 2016 :UNOFFICIAL Campaign Thread by Bisiebae(f): 8:18am On Apr 26, 2016
Wait oh, shebi this Miss Naira land is a pageant, how come we have hippy women, or you don't know Victoria secret models?





Vote For Optional!!!!!!!!!!!

We are in it, to win it!
Romance / Re: Open Letter To Lightskin Females.... by Bisiebae(f): 7:53am On Apr 26, 2016
okay, I usually don't comment on threads, but this got my attention. Why continuing segregation ( similar racism) they whites have done their part, the rest is for us to deny our DNA. I'm dark skin, and I admit light skin girls get lots of attention, but its only little guys who will date u based on ur light skin, if he is a man, he wouldn't mind.




#Peace
#SayNoToRacism
Culture / Re: Nigeria's Golden Moments by Bisiebae(f): 3:50pm On Apr 24, 2016
Sugardiva:
Great post onila! I wish i had ur research abilities to add mine. Almost cried. God bless you. God bless Nigeria!


I cried oh!! I feel blessed.
Romance / Re: Girl Break Record Of Nigeria Biggest Endowment Ever Seen. by Bisiebae(f): 11:39pm On Apr 11, 2016
[quote author=JhimmySpark post=44611138]Na dis one we dey call weapons of mass destruction. Wetin b dat triangle wey everything dey disappear inside am?? Bimuda triangle abi wetin b d name masef. E go lost without trace inside this booby. Dis is beyond Cowbell our milk abeg. [/quote




love u!!
Romance / Re: Ladies..can You Date A Fine Boy Who Eat Groundnut by Bisiebae(f): 11:30pm On Apr 11, 2016
Cutehector:
Person wey dey sell plaintain chips for ojuelegba



that's so mean! I love it
Politics / Re: APC Blast PDP:'A Party That Can't Even Spell Its Name Wants 2 Save Nigeria'(pics by Bisiebae(f): 8:54pm On Apr 05, 2016
dubemnaija:
APC is always looking for ways to divert our attention from their useless evil ways of ruling this country. We are here talking about no fuel and no light, they are here talking about spelling.

Abeg, who spelling don help?


I love u for that!
Literature / Re: If You Must Know By Bisiebae by Bisiebae(f): 7:43am On Apr 04, 2016
Please I want to know what u guys think of it, cus I don't even think anyone is reading it. Thanks!
Romance / Re: What Do You Think Of This Picture? by Bisiebae(f): 9:14am On Apr 03, 2016
stop wasting, if there's no logically reason, just say "photo shop!"

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Literature / Re: Do You Know Gbolagun? by Bisiebae(f): 8:47am On Apr 03, 2016
Let there be paragraphs! and there were paragraphs.

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Literature / Re: If You Must Know By Bisiebae by Bisiebae(f): 8:41am On Apr 03, 2016
Last time On "If You Must Know"
A young girl and her mother dream of a better future abroad, but the girl keeps getting calls digging up hidden memories.


***
CHAPTER 2

MEMORY BEADS
...continuation.



Oh no, not again, the tears were falling.
Elizabeth could have described herself as one of the unluckiest persons she knew, she wouldn't be wrong. As far as she knew, she was raised by a single parent, all those years which her father was with them didn't count.


Long before she grew as old, her mother had been battling with an emotional trauma. Her father was a cheat, had always been a cheat and will forever be.

Similar to her father, Alex was. Alexander was her first boyfriend, she met him at one of those local drinking joint. Those joints had shades outside, so if you love outdoor drinking, they got you covered. It couldn't have been called a bar, mostly spirits and cheap beer were sold.


Okay, Elizabeth wasn't exactly the most angelic of girls, but the Evening in which had ran to the joint, was the day her Father had been quarrelling with her mother. She was barely sixteen at that time, coupled with lots of puberty problems, it was a lot to handle.


It wasn't like her parents never fought, but that day was quite different, her father had been violent. She dejectedly entered the joint, what did she have to lose? There were several people outside the joint, they sat on benches, and laughed ridiculously at everything. The place was full of drug addicts, drunks and ladies of the night. It was no sight for teenagers, since some spoke in crude humour.


Elizabeth nonchalantly entered the drinking joint. A curtain acted as the door, there was no real music, except from a broken radio, it wasn't pleasant to hear from.

A young male in late teens or early twenties was serving the drinks. He wore a very dirty, green coloured apron. She signaled to him, he came immediately, alarmed at her age. It was found very often in African countries for alcohol to be sold without discretion, and besides it was a slum.



Wow! he was gorgeous, a very slim, and slick body. He had glowing brown skin, with large absorbing eyes, full lips, which was pink on the lower lip. Who said one couldn't find love in a club?

"Ehm, please, err, can I get a Chelsea dry gin?" she asked slamming some money on the table.


"Are you alright?" He asked worried- oh, damn that sexy voice- "You don't look well" He concluded, staring at Elizabeth that she almost tripped, sitting!


"uh...why? gimme please!" She asked, half flirting, half demanding for her drink, and fast.


"You are a minor... so,"

"So are you!" she fired back. She wasn't going home without a drink, now, to think of it, she felt very stupid to think alcohol could solve her problem, at least for tonight.


"I'm not drinking... besides I'm eighteen, and you will be in a lot of trouble" Alex threatened, he was standing right in front of her, a little bent to balance his height with hers. Oh no, she hated trouble, but why was she begging for it? " besides, know what drinking would do to that pretty face?" He grinned. He had a perfect set of dentition, very white and bright.


He was really hot, quite tall, maybe 5'8 feet, and we might be wrong, but it wouldn't be any lesser. He had curly, relaxed hair.

"Oh" Elizabeth quickly said, hiding her embarrassment.
Literature / Re: If You Must Know By Bisiebae by Bisiebae(f): 8:35pm On Apr 02, 2016
Please, I wanna hear ur complains, suggestions and criticism on the story. Thanks a lot.
Literature / Re: If You Must Know By Bisiebae by Bisiebae(f): 9:07am On Apr 02, 2016
***
Chapter 2

MEMORY BEADS
......


She didn't like the likes of Alex... Oh, he was still calling.

"Hello Alexander" Elizabeth coldly said. Even though she had saved his name (on her phone) as something totally repelling. Her hands rested by the table in the balcony, she was seated, and crossed her legs. A cup of juice hung loosely by her index finger. Her lips were dry and pursed. Was she nervous? No, she couldn't have been, she didn't even need to be mad at him anymore. She needed to stop hurting herself, in a few hours she might never meet him again.


"Lizzy, dis is unfair nau!"He said at the other side, there was something about that voice that made it seductively sexy. She used to drop dead at the hearing of the voice back then, but things were different now.


"What do you want me to do Elizabeth.... I keep telling u I'm sorry" Elizabeth shook her head, pathetically, memories were rushing back, her voice struggled to maintain it regality. Both of her hands firmly held the phone tight to her ear, she was weak, he made her weak.



"Alex... I can't be angry anymore, even if I force myself to be" She was almost murmuring as she said so. "I forgive you, okay? I'm tired of fighting" She completed, and her hands felt her cheek, oh no, not again, the tears were falling.
Romance / Re: Dark Skinned VS Light Skinned Black Men (photos)...ladies Who Look Better Off? by Bisiebae(f): 8:12am On Apr 02, 2016
#TeamDarkskin


Dark guys are just so hot, chocolates are a no-no, but if a light guy proposes, all things being equal! grin#TeamDarkskin

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Literature / Re: Curious by Bisiebae(f): 7:52am On Apr 02, 2016
nice!
Literature / Re: If You Must Know By Bisiebae by Bisiebae(f): 7:47am On Apr 02, 2016
I want to clarify some things

okay! About Elizabeth's age, she is 17. Now, this age is certainly a Nigerian high school graduate's, unfortunately, in America, she is still going to go to High school... I hope u love interracial relationships. Though, at first, there will be a kinda discrimination in which is obvious, this girl will have to deal with the Western Culture, and a new father.... Updating soon! happy reading.
Celebrities / Re: Bill Gates Dabbing. Says He Learnt It From Students (photos) by Bisiebae(f): 11:25pm On Apr 01, 2016
rerhji:
dabing don gain international recognition b dat nd som1 de yan olamide be local rapper





lol, are u feeling ur guy? sorry to burst ur bubble, 'dab' was created by a an American dude with a really catchy song, Olamide is infact an idea thief. Lotta love!

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