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Business / Re: Aliko Dangote: I Withdrew $10m Just To Look At It by Bisiebae(f): 11:28pm On Apr 06, 2019
an inspiration to all business persons smiley
Car Talk / Re: Save Your Salary For A Year, What Car Can You Afford ? by Bisiebae(f): 11:27pm On Apr 06, 2019
any car lesser than 100k
Car Talk / Re: What Kinds Of Cars Are More Prone To Road Accidents? by Bisiebae(f): 11:25pm On Apr 06, 2019
Cars with drunk drivers

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Car Talk / Re: ******Kakaki presents: Your Daily Car TIPS****** by Bisiebae(f): 11:23pm On Apr 06, 2019
What's the issue with an overheating car which is repeatedly fueled with water, but keep getting dry within minutes.
Jobs/Vacancies / Internship Opportunity For Oaps by Bisiebae(f): 11:21pm On Apr 06, 2019
Hello, I've passion for presenting and if anyone could link me up with an internship opportunity at any media house in Lagos, I would really appreciate it. smiley
Romance / Re: Broke Girls Deserve This... by Bisiebae(f): 11:18pm On Apr 06, 2019
you should have bought the food, forget the fact that she might take you for a mugu, she might actually need help�
Romance / Re: Guys ! How Do You Feel About Waist Beads ? ( Photo ) by Bisiebae(f): 11:07pm On Apr 06, 2019
I hate those beads oh, kinda 'abnormal' to me.
Romance / Re: I Need A Girl Friend, Am A Keke Driver by Bisiebae(f): 10:59pm On Apr 06, 2019
Sweetcrush:
@Bisiebae, him no understand 9ja girls na.
@Op, needless to say. You see what I'm talking about, abi?


even, me personally find it hard.
Romance / Re: I Need A Girl Friend, Am A Keke Driver by Bisiebae(f): 8:35pm On Apr 06, 2019
Sweetcrush:
''...at least minimum of ond, or final year students...'' @op, you mean you want a lady with the above in this modern world? Which babe go gree na? Unless, of course, you're loaded!!! BTW, you didn't mention your qualifications na.




professional keke driver... Op, i would advise you to look for a serious lady offline who will get to know you and appreciate you.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: AUGUST BORN ..............let's Meet Here by Bisiebae(f): 7:56pm On Apr 06, 2019
i'm August 1st. hi guys
Romance / Re: How Bad Is Cherubim And Seraphim Church by Bisiebae(f): 1:28pm On Apr 05, 2019
UNGOBACK:


Seriously am almost in the same shoe cause out of the girl friend I have she is the only one that I do give money. And she is the one I love most also she is the one that has Bad character most the most shocking part is that she goes to church almost everyday even at times vigil three times a week and it's not as if she is that Born again I just hope it's not olusho that is camping her and doing vigil for her All the time thank God I have not had anything with her


you are funny. first, going to church doesn't make someone a Christian. Second, C&S don't have olushos. Third, Olushos don't have superpowers. The last would be, do as your mind tells you, I've been attending C&S for over 18 years, I think I would know if there is anything diabolical... good luck.
Romance / Re: Couple Sleeping In Separate Rooms by Bisiebae(f): 1:46pm On Apr 04, 2019
drharry:


Marriage is for oneness, but that does not mean each spouse has same likes, profession etc. Staying in same or separate rooms is just for convenience and choice. Nothing more. You can as well say, husband and wife should always, work in same office, wear the same clothes, bath together etc.. If I have a duplex , then my wife can stay in any room, but if na two bedroom flat and you get 5children then wifey has no choice but stay with husband in one room..


lol, let the children sleep in the living room.
Romance / Re: How Bad Is Cherubim And Seraphim Church by Bisiebae(f): 1:32pm On Apr 04, 2019
Arijude:
Thanks guys. From the information I have gathered here, I'm quitting mehn.

so you will really stop dating a girl because of the church she attends, wow! how Christian of you.

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Romance / Re: How Bad Is Cherubim And Seraphim Church by Bisiebae(f): 9:53pm On Apr 03, 2019
I attend C&S and I tell you, you've nothing to be afraid of. We are just Christians like everyone else.

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Forum Games / Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Bisiebae(f): 2:31pm On Mar 26, 2019
sympathize with me and be my friend.
Education / Re: Best University For Law by Bisiebae(f): 10:44am On Mar 26, 2019
I'm not from the East, so I had no interest in going to Anambra and Oau, UI are synonymous to Unilag.
Education / Re: Best University For Law by Bisiebae(f): 11:11pm On Mar 25, 2019
thank you so much for your advice. I'm in yr 2, Law... University of Lagos.
Crime / Re: Debby: Lady goes missing after traveling to Abeokuta to meet Ayo, online friend by Bisiebae(f): 10:20pm On Mar 25, 2019
always meet at a public place! always. who knows if he is a maniac.

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Fashion / Look Of The Day- Get Inspired by Bisiebae(f): 8:05am On Nov 12, 2018
Mondays are sometimes dreaded due to stressful classes, Early hour jobs, and impromptu events, sigh! But you know something more stressful than all that? Your wardrobe, do you have absolutely "nothing" to wear, let me inspire you.
This Chiffon Top and Palazzo trouser cuts across classes and work, so you can look glamorous.
For more good stuff, visit
www.victoriaawe..com

Fashion / Top 6 Tips For A Gorgeous Everyday Makeup by Bisiebae(f): 9:24pm On Nov 11, 2018
I went shopping with Adeola on Saturday at yaba floor market(don't laugh) Even till now, I still get scared of crossing the busy road from the sky bank to where the Yaba market is selling hot hot.

Even Adeola was a bigger chicken than me, she held my hands all through the crossing. I'm sure she will be staring at this post with "bad eye" don't come and look at my post with "winsh eyes".

I just had to get some new sandals, did you know Chanel makes nice Sandals? I just found out(Igbo-made made me think it was a counterfeit, sigh)


I now have an excuse to not wear heels all the time, don't judge me, it's not easy being a lady. My mom keeps saying if I wear heels like I always do, I will end up breaking my tooth.

To cut the long story short, on an exhausting walk around Yaba(did I mention that I am a bargain hunter?) I met this middle aged woman, she had this attracting makeup(I did not mean attractive) It was so obvious, I like my barely there makeup on, and sometimes maybe owambe makeup at Owambes(obviously) not sweating profusingly in the hot sun with smeared foundation, blue green eye-shadow(at different eyelids respectively, is that a thing now?) So, because of my "church mind" I won't say anymore about that, and it has inspired this post!
So, to the woman I met at yaba(in case you are seeing this post, these are my top best tips for an everyday makeup...(Because of word constraint... Kindly continue at:
www.victoriaawe..com

Fashion / 13 Top Wardrobe Essentials Every Woman Needs by Bisiebae(f): 5:00pm On Nov 11, 2018
These wardrobe essentials are a must have for every woman. They add spice to any boring old clothe you are wearing. Good thing they are readily available and affordable. Discover fashion with Victoria Awe.

*Tee Shirt
*Skinny Jeans
*Pencil skirts
*Sandals
... Read full article on

http://victoriaawe..com/2018/11/13-top-wardrobe-essentials-every-woman.html?m=1

Fashion / Look Of The Day- Get Inspired by Bisiebae(f): 4:28pm On Nov 11, 2018
I would definitely love to rock this to church, the Denim Jacket complements the Ankara(African Print) skirt. The heels are killer gorgeous, but I might opt for some comfy wedges.


More fashion, weightloss and Natural DIY tips on:
www.victoriaawe..com

Celebrities / Banky W And Adesua's Picture At Super Eagle Match by Bisiebae(f): 5:16pm On Jun 03, 2018
It is no news, a lot of people supported the super eagles! Banky W has quite some things to say in his caption below:
More on www.Victoriaawe..com

Fashion / Cute Hairstyles To Try Out This Ramadan! by Bisiebae(f): 5:04pm On Jun 03, 2018

Romance / Single Girls Club by Bisiebae(f): 3:42pm On May 27, 2018
Hello everyone! These are based on true events! This is my first writing on life as a typical Nigerian Lady... Check my blog www.victoriaawe..com
I share my journal and ushering jobs updates.


Last Friday night, I decided to stay over at Eniola's place, the head bursting "bachelorette". It was 9pm. Eniola had plans already made plans... Mtcheww, that sly.

"Are you actually going clubbing, Eniola?" I remember asking the olori nla while texting Emela.



"No oh, I'm just wearing heels to keep my feet warm... Better come with me to Rumours tonight, and let me help your career" She said as she was already fixing her false eyelashes.



"Mtcheww... All those shaku shaku boys that club, I already found true love... Emeka Nma... Nami, Abi what's is that his surname again?" I said.
"True love? That was what you said last year with Newspaper James and Recharge card Daniel, and his name is Emeka Nnaji, olodo"



Eniola was Emeka's childhood friend, and I got to know him through her( story for another day)
Yeah, I've caught Emeka cheating, one.. Two or Thirteen times, but who is keeping count?
I'm just too lazy for a real boyfriend, Emeka is low maintenance, doesn't like makeup and loves my smile(at leago that's what he says)



Economically, if I have a new boyfriend, my hair has to be on fleek( at least something presentable) my makeup won't be the tiro I used to steal from mum's cupboard to use every morning to work.
The new boyfriend self... I will still pretend I don't like money for 3 months(for his mind!) In this Buhari era, who will pay for all that?



But wait, I hope collecting recharge card money is not considered liking money, because data isn't cheap ejo!
"Earth to Victoria" Eniola whined.



"See, Agnes' mother's friend said she knows someone who found love in a club... And they have been married for 13 years!... Club guys have ASSURANCE sef" Eniola completed, already calling an uber.
"Yeah sure... Is that before or after they use you for money ritual?" I asked.
"Mtcheew... Are you going or not?"
"Oya, sorry" I replied.
There I was, for the first time in a club, wearing those extremely short, elastic dresses, any wrong step, it reveals your okirika G-string for the world to see for free, not like I would like it either if it were paid for, or would I?


I borrowed Eniola's stilleto, they were killer high. The guy I mistakenly stepped on by the entrance of the club will end up with serious fractures, I heard "bones cracking" and I'm not joking I swear. A short dress and heavy heels, must be my lucky day!
This was Eniola's world, the party-crazy, radio-OAP. She obviously earned more than me, and no, she doesn't have a boyfriend, but I'm not giving you her number.



"Hey" Someone said behind me, as I drank one blue wine Eniola bought for me.
"You don't dance?" The fine stranger said again. He was dark, nice abs, but not too much. He had beards in the right places.
"If I get to dance with a fine guy like you, I will give it a try" I smirked like Rihana in her best music videos. If only my mother could have seen me!



The music was loud, the drink seemed to intoxicate me a little... My body was free! I can fly! The stranger was too good to be true. He touch my hips as we danced, my neck... Down, and he slid into my pocket, where I had my IPhone 5 and he was gone.




Well, I didn't know that then, and I didn't know that Eniola had slyed me, alcohol had me. My eyes cleared when it was 4am, Saturday morning. I had puked allover my body and I couldn't find my phone to call Eniola-the-traitor, soon enough, everyone began to leave, and I found out she had gone.



I was low on cash(aren't I always?) So I couldn't call an uber(do they work that early sef?) If you had seen me, you would have me boarding a Yaba bus, looking like an olosho, with smeared makeup( aye me oh!)
Phone gone, heels broken, heart crushed, but please don't tell my mother, because what happened in Rumours, stays in Rumours.

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Celebrities / Re: AY: My Shows Are Always Sold Out, Yet They Say My Jokes Are Dry by Bisiebae(f): 6:18pm On Sep 14, 2016
Mockinbird:
I don't click "LIKE" buh i just liked your dp! :-) :-) Are you in Lag?

I'm actually in Ogun.
Celebrities / Re: AY: My Shows Are Always Sold Out, Yet They Say My Jokes Are Dry by Bisiebae(f): 6:12pm On Sep 14, 2016
Mockinbird:

I know buh some slow peeps would baby a slow mod e.g Mynd77 and voilla, he bans..
Be good babe :-)


yikes! I never knew they ban for that, thanks hon!
Culture / Re: Meet Woman Who Has Married 51 Husbands And Still Counting (photos) by Bisiebae(f): 6:10pm On Sep 14, 2016
Beautiful Yoruban history. I'm proud of Yoruba demons everywhere!!!
Romance / Re: Lovely Photo Shot That Got Me Thinking by Bisiebae(f): 8:37am On Sep 14, 2016
MrCork:




..she ain't lightskin ! ((No oofense )) angry


What's the deal with you and light chics
Romance / Re: Why Doctors Marry Doctors: Exploring Medical Marriages by Bisiebae(f): 8:16am On Sep 14, 2016
Wow, beautiful couples.

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