₦airaland Forum

bitchcrafts:
All the reports are finally in!! .. You will be too slow for me to converse with... Perching my nest elsewhere

whatever you say flash.

bitchcrafts:
Their dikc! Under the protective cover of their trousers... Are you still listening?

geez, I don't know da hell you are talking about

Taiyescott:
derez ntin 2 hide na, only if d guy as porn on it or he is a cheater..

so guys still watch that nonsense

Hello all Nairalanders, please no bashing. I was just checking a guy's phone the other day, he jealously hid his phone from me. Why do guy friends or boyfriends hide their phones from their girl friends and girlfriends, respectively.

The work of your village people.

Its quite weird. The look like voodoo dolls used to represent human life.

tosyne2much:
Oyah follow me too nah

see mouth lol, a follow, is for a follow, fair.

tosyne2much:
Emi ke? The last time I studied to. check, I have only about 500 ladies following me

See this guy ooh, so you are even using style to show off, its kinda good.

in Nigeria, prim and proper, engaged to the most intelligent guy I know. Richest under 30.

vikiz. or tosyne2much.

I don't have Yoruba or biology in my O'level for law, can I still study it. I've CRS, govt and lit.

AngryNigerian:
C ds one...what is classic in the response are most (if not all) of those characters listed above by boltzman not what everybody should aspire for?

Must you talk!

youngest85:
Simple instruction.....describe him as a place in lagos

Ohhh, darn Ajegunle. Case closed. Wait, is ajegunle in Lagos? Beats me.

princeuj2015:
this got me cracking,funny u @ bisiebae.

Is it really funny?

UrWorstNitemare:
how you take pass JAMB,ehn

What is this one saying?

nnamdiokere45:
find clay mould am

Classic answer

Go buy am for konga, brother in life, we compromise, girls shouldn't be treated like objects.

Definitely Ikeja, ghetto yet posh.

Girls don't know what they want, so indecisive sometimes.

forreelinc:
Batman V superman I cried becos I felt sorry for the future of zack snyder and DCEU

oh yeah, so sad.

2BB4CB3E:
bisi!!! from where? Are you the girl that sells airtime?

Ofcourse, the one you have been dying for.

rockyh:
some guys don't av girlfriends not to talk of side chick like me. Just talking tym to pick a nice lady for marriage

I see. some guys are such lucky bas.tards

2BB4CB3E:
who are you again?

I'm Bisie, if you don't know.

Some people are busy obsessing over man-hate, some are using style to get votes at the fashion section! ilyapuppy

drunkpunk:
Have you seen dear john?

Sorry it took forever, no I have not.

blithe2nice:
ask him for me o.....

Its a she.

dyadeleye:
To start with,how many phone(s) are you using??..

One, why?

HarkymTheOracle:
OP,Wait... lemme ask ifa

Ask osun while you are at it.

ndujekwu:
A side chick usually surfaces when the main chick is perceived to be deficit in something; and ofcourse, hardly would u see a 100% behaved main chick (no disrespect)

One thing constant is that side chicks are unique in one thing or two (e.g sex, time-spending, cooking, hangout, etc) but can't be dated because main chick is unique in all ways.

But, don't be too relaxed oooo!!! when a side chick finds out what makes u a main chick, forget it, in a short time, main chick turns side chick

Girls will now start working hard to keep guys like a job at shell. Nawa oo

permanentgrace:
This early morning? Is that your thank you Jesus for waking me up to see another day?

In this Nigeria, how guys are gan is shekini small. Thanks for the opinion.

permanentgrace:
This early morning? Is that your thank you Jesus for waking me up to see another day?

I already thanked his Excellency, the question is, have you?