Are the girls made of gold, lol. I'm not feminist, just dun wanna be treated like the girl next door.

headboiy:
In other words, my parents aren't Nigerians?

Op, wake up from ur slumber n stop this generalisation n stereotyping

Who force you to read it? its all about Nigerians. Naira-land, duh!

vizkiz:
Mtchewww... IRANU

Please can someone just tell me the purpose for this gathering?

It's advantage to the average Nigerian

And it's future goals for the entertainment industry at least...and some people are tagging me as an hater...you guys are as dumb as those bleached oloshos sorry I meant actress

I can you are Nairaland's most active Critic. hmmm.

Victoria (love)

In that relationship, I was the bad guy hehehe. He was such a good guy, I was too naive and selfish to share him my time. He was seriously pained.


Where ever you are Uthman, I freaking still love you, but I hope u are happy dancing in the rain with her. huh life.


wanna cry.(sniffles)

Jacksparr0w1207:
hehehe. Are you rich now?

haha I love that

mrego:


sis, this family dont respect you except you have got some money to throw around. so its not about family... i just want to make it big and start my own family too.

are u saying Nigeria is a better option to yankee?

It's only when u are absolutely assured u would get a good job over there that it is better than Nigeria. I'm saying my part, the decision is yours, but the consequences are not reversible.

mrego:


but staying home and with this our current state of our economy is not just encouraging... my salary have very lil purchasing power. its just frustrating

Nigeria is a lot better. No matter what, ur family is here, u still av people u can trust. I've been abroad its not a bed of rose. Especially with all ur savings, u can start something productive with it.

I see. To me, its better u stay home. hardly do people make it out there.

vizkiz:
summary: if we (guys) say something to you (ladies) we actually meant worse but we look for a sweater word to make it not too harsh so we wouldn't break your heart.

Illustration: op, you look OK I actually wanted to say "where the furck has your boobs gone to? You grab?

lol, don't know if u are stylishly making fun of me. I gotcha.

Oma307:
Counter attack coming soon

Lol, so quick.

Guys are one hell of a complicated mess, but we still love 'em. What they say, contradict what they mean. Check these lies they tell;


1) "I WILL CALL YOU"


Translation: “I’m not going to call you. Well,
I might. Probably not, though.”


2 “I DON'T CARE"
Translation: “You have presented me with
an option that, while clearly very important
to you, is not a big deal to me at all. Since
we’re probably going to end up doing what
you want to do anyway, let’s just skip the
conversation and go straight to that. If I
actually do care about a choice you give me,
I swear I will tell you. This is not a test and
I’m not trying to be difficult. I truly don’t
care. So, for the love of God, just tell me
where we’re going to eat tonight.”



3) “SHE IS JUST A FRIEND"

Translation: “I’m flattered by your jealousy
and I swear I’ve never had sex with her. If I
had, we probably wouldn’t still be friend.



4) “IT'S MY FAULT, I'M SORRY”

Translation: “We’ve been arguing about this
for hours and I just can’t take it anymore.
Congratulations, you wore me down. Can we
have sex now?”


5)"I WAS KIDDING"

translation: He.ll no, he wasn't kidding he just didn't want you to be pissed.



cc Lalasticlala, Seun.

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Chilug:
Babies every where. Lalasaticala put age limit on this site

Do I act immature like you Grandad?

Maxi112:
u must choose one them to get my support, cause I know u need it

So u would help a girl that's not posh and beautiful... wonders shall never end.

Maxi112:
answer me

I'm team Optional1 and refiner all the way!.... so

Maxi112:
take it as a compliment @ ur own risk

Hope u will vote my candidates for miss nl

whatever.

ireneony:
well you are not far from the truth. ..but talking about joblessness, women are more jobless. ..

60% of us depend on men to survive. .

If you think otherwise, check my siggy

Be a little feminist now, don't disgrace us yet.

Maxi112:
if only u r posh and beautiful

uh un. So what are you insinuating?

I assume that's a compliment.

ukjerry:
I smell sarcasm

my picture is that bad? Anyhow jae.

Maxi112:
say that to in public and watch me give u two black eyes

u wouldn't wanna hurt a female

Maxi112:
gr8, so if u see me dress like a headmaster, what advice will u give to me

Time travel into the 21st century Grandpa.

Maxi112:
how is ur day going miss posh

Very well, and yours?

UyiIredia:
@ Bisibae Posh people have style.

Exactly! someone who understands.

Maxi112:
ur opinion, who e done epp? if I like make I look like village headmaster, na my body

fair enough

firstking01:
You are a teen right??

You want to advertise my age on Nairaland, ... yeah I'm a teen and proud!!

MRSANITY:
like? How can i like a ghost

Lol, u are mean oh.

heartbreak causes all that nonsense. #Singles

lol, abi you like her, cause I don't see the reason u made this thread.

firstking01:
Gan gan, bursted...i never knew you are allergic to trouble shooting, but who cares...talking abt likeness, i never said i hated you nor liked you in the first place

Well... I'm speechless.

LA click LA explode.