₦airaland Forum

These guys are playing well.

onila: bitty! bitty!
u wldnt mind marrying a zimbabwe gurl?

nah, I won't mind marrying you my omalicha.

My boys are getting ready.

onila: i shld be asking you the same

And FYI, South African black females are one of the most refined and elegant black girls

its just that they r kinda promiscous

Omalicha nma, that's why igbo girls are the dearest to my heart. I don't want a promiscuous girl as my wife, girls like that are only good for a smash, igbo girls like you are the wife material. Biko, ifunnaya gi.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]I thought women like whomever they are attracted to? [/quote]Naija men are hot cakes, truss.

onila: southern african women in general love Nigerian men esp zimbabwe and south african girls

My onila nma, where have you been?

I give thanks to God for making me a Nigerian guy. If I die today and God ask me to come back into this world, I'll like to come back as a Nigerian but born where I was born in London Town (not because I don't like naija, but the country is too volatile for now). London isn't the best place in the world, but security of life is important. I don't want to be the next dead victim of suicide bombing, or ethnic violence.

It's amazing how Ghana girls and Zimbabwe girls run after me every time I tell them I'm Nigerian. I don't really look nor dress like your typical naija boy, but my mentality is proper Nigerian.

God bless Nigeria, and I hope our country gets better one day.

I love my country.

I noticed Edo/Benin/Urhobo/Ishan/Isoko like being called different tribes, but they're the same to me. I've got friends from all these tribes, and their languages/cultures are the same. It's high time we started grouping them together.

kandiikane: @bittyend, you have to post it here.

Nah, i'm too decent for that.

ogugua88: I meant London2lasgidi.

Oooops, the guy already getting the girls moist?

He's a sweet boy with a pretty face.

Bittyend is ruthless but sexy and cute.

ogugua88: I am wondering the same thing. How they all flocked to London lol.

They didn't flock to London. Most live in naija, Canada and America.

If they were from London, my nairaland girls' count would be in the 20s by now.

Naija gorls from London are different. They're the show me cash first type of girls.

Pop champs in the club and you will get them. Or push a nice car.

But why do girls like abusive guys?

When I was creating my anti-Nigerian girls threads, bare girls from nairaland were messaging me offline.

I have got loads of pictures of nice girls wanting to meet up.

Why do naija girls like abusive and bad boys?

kandiikane: Deal

Soon come. Don't wanna wake my chic up.

Exchange by email.

kandiikane: With your face saying kandiikane rocks.

Soon come. But you need to show me your bosoms with a poster of bittyend of narnia there.

Deal or no deal?

kandiikane: Tbh, we don't want to see this. Na photo we wan see.

Showed you two pictures already, woman.

I can only show you what I'm packing.

Got that naija factor in my boxers.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]hmm hmm[/quote]Born in Homerton hospital, London. Sent to naija when I was 13.

Did boarding school for a year at pops alma mater, Igbobi College.

And returned to the UK.

Great experience for me. Loved the school and Lagos.

Crazy city but fun at the same time.

Disrespecting Jesus won't get you votes with Naija people..

These clowns will slap and kill for white Jesus lol.

White Jesus has robbed all their money and enslaved them but they won't leave that guy alone.

^WTH? The Jesus up there looks older than 33.

Oi, can you guys put me in the finals?

ikekings: @bittyend tnx dude U̶̲̥̅̊ rock joor..

All the best, cuzzy.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Liar.

As if you ever left Ibadan.[/quote]Ever left Ibadan?

I schooled in boarding school in Lagos for a bit in the 90s, and I haven't been in naija since then.

Hey, believe what you want to believe but I won't mind some amala in my life right about now.

Voted for amala-rized excelboi, ikekings, royal-vii, london2lasgidi and an anonymous contestant.

I hope my amala friend wins so I can get some amala. I haven't tasted that food in more than 15years.

Good luck and God bless.

I'm campaigning for Excelboi now.

I need some amala in my life.

Vote [b]Excelboi [/b]for more Amala.

Message signed by bittyend of narnia.

Excelboi posing with amala............ Muhehehehehehehe

Pesin go die for laff for nl..

Amala-rized Excelboi for Mr. Nairaland.

Ogugu88, did you hide puff puff in your cheeks(no pun intended)?

They keep blocking my posts.

Let bittyend on narnia clown these frauds.

Oi, freedom of speech, cuzzy.

Shollypopz: WHICH YEYE FINALS
Abeg, go and sit down some where
Vote Royal-VII!!

I'm not cool with that guy.

Oi, I want to be in the finals.

These guys can't compete with me.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]#London2lasgidi


www.nairaland.com/attachments/743363_mee_png3456de53434b28c883149f4c274be8cf[/quote]This guy should win it all.

I sure can't leave my girl with this guy around.

But I'll leave my girl around the rest, and not come back for a month.

Why did you hide my post?

You guys can't be voting for USOFIA IN LONDON, CHINA MAN SELLING DVD, AND CHIEF ZEBRUDAYA FROM THE NEW MASQUEREDE LOL.

I had fun when I stayed in naija for a bit in the 90s, crazy country with crazy people.