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Knives and sticks won't kill enough people. They should arm themselves with cruise missiles, and depopulate faster..

Any girl with a big nyash and big tiddys, that can take an oversize rod.

^DO you need me?

Getting naija 'babe' is the easiest thing if you've got money.

^Laughing at the next man's story; a life he never chose, but was born into.. You're heartless!

ijebabe: Smh!

Check lol.

Check here ij----------------------------------------->

Shollypopz: *yawns* ok,

Be creative, you can't be this boring, dammit.

I saw your pic, and you look innocent. Are you that innocent, or just acting up?

^Sorry, I don't watch American TV comedy series.. But I see what goes on NL.

ijebabe: and then what? I'm sure u won't be loosing out on anything since a real woman is not what ur after. Have a nice life Bitty

How do you mean I'm not after a real woman?

Some of you get gassed over NL personality for no reason.

Shollypopz: arrgh! why do i even bother?! *rolls eyes*

I hope you don't end up like the guy who was begging for advice on how to tell a girl how he feels about her.

Don't let time pass you by.

ijebabe: Haha, whatever makes you sleep well at night

Come here, let me see ya face.

Shollypopz: ^Oh! u heard too! i apparently follow him around on NL.......The battiness!!

Don't start acting up now, shawty. Why are you naija girls always like that? Declare your love before it's too late, time is of the essence.

^The one you follow around NL, I have my eyes everywhere.

@ adabeke12

You've got luscious lips and nice bosoms, I like.

Who wants to see my body?

^Go to bed, your eyes are blurry.

Ur bf will be online soon.

ijebabe: **sighs** Boy doesn't get it

You could be precious as far as I'm concerned.

Abeg, take your fat arse go steam room slimming, jor.

MsDarkSkin:

Meet me here------------------------->

ijebabe: It's good to know you're hopeful. They say it's the elixir of life. You'll live long.

I'll definitely live long. Send me a PM.

MsDarkSkin: I'll pass.
See you around....I mean have a nice life.

Can I 'nyash' ya big buque offline, arse up, and face down?

ijebabe: Aww, a crying shame.
Bye bye!

Can I still 'nyash' you offline?

What a touching story, brikkyyuute.

We all were born as angels but later became sinners, the story of an immigrant kid in London.

ijebabe: Is this for real?

Yeah, baby.. It's just a pity I didn't get to 'nyash' you.