₦airaland Forum

yinkaGreen: so there's a thread like this.

u try small.

Omoge mi I haff missed you pupo!

onila: u are no more in europe

Been getting chinked eye in the far east for a few months now. Was in Engurlander a few weeks ago but I'm back with my expat thing.

Life is good in Asia. If you have never been to the far east, you need to go out there before you say goodbye to mother earth.

yinkaGreen: This one has fallen in luff with an Ngozi. Now he opens a thread.

E patewo!

What are you saying, stranger?

I don miss you pata pata!

biafranqueen: yes violence is unnecessary but as always it will be only a couple of mental ones in the crowd because mental hospital is costly most are peaceful!

Have you found biafra yet? I heard it's somewhere close to where the lost kingdom of atlantis is.

Biafraqueen; more like lostqueen with a lost mind.

Pray tell it doesn't end up in tit for tat because we all know who the pawns would be.

Watching closely with my new chink eyes in hongkong.

Ibos and ijaws will pay for this.

What? For disrespecting a Yoruba son, Jonathan and his wife must be a target in the SW. Stone them with anything you can grab. And if their people retaliate, round off every member of their ethnic group and the ibos in the SW and beat them all to stupor. You don't disrespect an enigma in the yoruba race; that's a no no.

The worst terminal at the Heathrow airport looks better than this.

Nigerians and their celebration of redundant non-achievements smh.

Poverty is evil!

The moronic leader should be thrown into the bottomless pit.

He doesn't deserve to lead donkeys!

Still don't know how he became the leader of the most populous black country in the world!

Africans and their medieval achievements or lack thereof.

People are breaking records in Sciences, Economics, Astronomy, Medicine, Technology etc..

Africans are celebrating a doltish, ludicrous and moronic record that should be thrown where the sun don't shine.

Americans trying to give the almighty Boeing a bad name.

Airbus is the crash master, stop playing games with the European birds, spying and espionage addicted Americans!

I can't believe Ibos are still on this.

Let me give a scenario:

You meet a girl that's like 10/10 in almost every department and she's like the girl of your dream. You're so into each other and though you only met like a couple of weeks ago, it's like you have known each other since you were kids. All in all, it seems like everything is destined to go far. However the only problem is that the girl has too many male friends and she isn't afraid to tell you about them. Also every time she talks about being with someone, it's always different male friends.

As a guy, you know how super attractive the girl is and you know no guy would just want to be around her and not want to have a taste of the forbidden fruit. She's that attractive, sexy, and beautiful. She looks like Nicki Minaj with bigger bo.obs but without the silicon.

It's not official yet but you know she likes you lot. She calls you all time and she's always fond of holding you tight and telling you to touch her, every time you're around her.

So what can be done about the excessive male friends? Should they be ignored? Or is it better to just leave the girl alone and move on to a next thing?

onila: u went missing

so i decided to put yr friend to replace you

hes also quite intelligent and cool

That's the donnie from another mother.

Erm I didn't go missing; just opened a new chapter in my life in a different continent.

Away with the old, a new day has come.

How are ya, anyway?

Still keeping the e-hymen, huh?

onila: yea

Read the above.

Shymexx still causing trouble on nl, huh?

That is the hommie.

onila: never noticed her

Are you sure, b?

Why's my ID with shymexx on your siggy?

For the umpteenth time; I'm not that dude!

Anyone on here knows where this beautiful, artistic and virtuous woman is?

Nigeria 4

Spain 3

Bittyend of Narnia!

adaobi123: I can't sing to save my life

If you can't save your life, how are you going to get into the kingdom of God?

Better start learning; the kingdom of God is at hand.

adaobi123: No.

Just baptizing you, freshie.

I'm a saint and a catholic priest.

adaobi123: Why would be scared ?

Stop derailing my thread.

You must be one of them church girls.

Are you a choir at your church?

adaobi123: I dont smoke. Period.

I can teach you, if you want.

Onila is still high off the 'eight' she puff puff pass with me.

adaobi123: I'll decline

Scared much, huh?

Google 'Narnia' and tell me what Mr. google says!

adaobi123: Nothing

Alwyte then, mate.

Do you smoke weed?

adaobi123: What are you talking about ?

Narnia is where I bet at when I'm not on planet earth?

Wanna come join me?

Check the profile.

adaobi123: LOL

What's funny?

adaobi123: 'fresh madam of zamunda'

WTH ?!?

Cancel 'zamunda' and follow me to narnia.

adaobi123: Geezer you know !!!

I don die

Old middlesex bloke with foster beer and shyte.

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]

Right......[/quote]Who am I to question people?

I just do me and chase the paper.