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Romance / Re: Why Guys Fear To Date Beautiful Women by bittyend(m): 3:07pm On Oct 24, 2013
Op, next time, you need be more explicit about what u mean by 'beautiful' cos 99.9999% of women out there think they're beautiful. I don't think I have met any woman that thinks she's ugly. So come correct next time when u want a proper discourse with the gods. cheesy and together we will break down what 'beautiful' is, analyse it, and talk about what's acceptable from country to country.

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Romance / Re: Why Guys Fear To Date Beautiful Women by bittyend(m): 3:01pm On Oct 24, 2013
They said beautiful women but all I can see on the thread are facially challenged women, with unattactive bodies. Can the real beautiful women stand up and post, plz?
Politics / Re: Are You Interested In Moderating This Section? by bittyend(m): 2:13pm On Sep 27, 2013
It seems Honeric1 is edo.

You can move him from the sports section to this section. Freiburger as well.

I hereby nominate:

- Honeric1
- Freiburger.
- Lacasa.
- nagoma.

Fairness over everything.
Politics / Re: Are You Interested In Moderating This Section? by bittyend(m): 1:57pm On Sep 27, 2013
Lilimax:
A room kwa angry?
For me and who sad?
Chukwu aju! (if you understand what I mean?)
Wonders shall never end sad

Keep frontin' like you won't say: "kedu, nwokem" when you see me starin' at you with my dark shades on. I didn't crown myself the king of ibo girls, ibo girls did. cheesy
Politics / Re: Are You Interested In Moderating This Section? by bittyend(m): 1:50pm On Sep 27, 2013
homesteady:

Trust me! You wouldn't want to start a tribal war here! cheesy

I'm a Field Marshall in that department. Ibos definitely don't want it with me. I kick azzes and blast at everything moving. On hiatus for now, but they know what time it's.
Politics / Re: Are You Interested In Moderating This Section? by bittyend(m): 1:48pm On Sep 27, 2013
barcanista: We have 2 Igbos and 1 yoruba as Mods. We all know that this section is the most delicate and so many things at stake. Admin should consider someone from the Middlebelt or Arewa. In absence of both, someone from Edo state. Both Igbo and Yoruba should be disqualified for this post. We should embrace the Spirit of Federal Character.

I agree. This isn't about Federal Character, it's about doing the right thing. I would have supported ibo mods if the ones we have were competent, but they're not. So I guess anyone else chosen to be a mod here definitely can't be worse than them.

Lacasa and nagoma should get a shout for the job. or perhaps, any edo poster willing to take the job.
Politics / Re: Are You Interested In Moderating This Section? by bittyend(m): 1:44pm On Sep 27, 2013
homesteady: Bittyend and lilimax get a room please!! grin

I'm the king of ibo girls and she's welcome in my room if she's good looking. wink
Politics / Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by bittyend(m): 1:39pm On Sep 27, 2013
Recap: my last post on this thread

bittyend: Oi Oi Oi allow me to introduce myself...It's Prince Bittyend, the prince from three different royal houses and the king of ibo girls. I'm as important as the pope, Obama, Oba of Benin, Ooni of Ife, Alafin of Oyo and Sultan of Sokoto. I'm a muslim on pork. A hench nig.ga on diet. I'm Awolowo's offspring, I'm the King of Biafra. Call me King of the Odua and Biafra, and you ain't wrong. I juggle them both!

Bump bump...I'm about my biz, making 'em asian girls catch feelings for a black man. I drink liquor on liquor and if it ain't champagne, I ain't drinking. Don't ask me why, champagne just tastes better. And I smoke like a chimney, the real ganjar farmer.

Bar maid, where my champagne and weed at? undecided

The king of Ibo girls and the almighty ruler of both the west coast and east coast is back. Bar maid, I need a bottle of palm wine from the ibo forest with nkwobi and yoruba fried beef. The bar maid must be an ibo girl, anything else would result in a chargeback.
Politics / Re: Are You Interested In Moderating This Section? by bittyend(m): 1:23pm On Sep 27, 2013
Lilimax: Good to know you're a boss smiley
But there is no need to sound like someone with a troubled soul undecided.

Watch your mouth/fingers. I don't play that, overstand? Don't get rude!
Politics / Re: Are You Interested In Moderating This Section? by bittyend(m): 1:16pm On Sep 27, 2013
Lilimax: Okay,
I hereby nominate competent Bittyend as a would be moderator grin.

However, let the best candidate emerge cheesy.

Nominate yourself, woman. I'm a boss and I don't work for one especially when it's free of charge.

No more ibo mods in this section, end of story.
Politics / Re: Are You Interested In Moderating This Section? by bittyend(m): 1:08pm On Sep 27, 2013
Lilimax: If you're interested in moderating, indicate your interest and stop derailing the thread with your hatred angry.

Do I look jobless to you, LiliKid? I had to speak out cos I'm a poster here and I have a stake on the forum. The only hatred here is ibos always trying to hijack everything. When Jarus and OAM were the only mods, y'all complained about the section being only for yoruba mods. Now you have two incompetent mods, yet you still want more.

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Politics / Re: Are You Interested In Moderating This Section? by bittyend(m): 1:00pm On Sep 27, 2013
Ibos are the most tribalistic people I have ever come across. You already have two incompetent ibos moderating the section yet ibos are still nominating more ibos in a sly way. How about give other people a chance?

Ibos and yorubas should be disqualified from the list. Let a poster from a different tribe take the job and if there is none willing to, then leave the section the way it is. Kapish.
Politics / Re: Population Statistics Of Lagos British Colony In 1891 by bittyend(m): 9:18pm On Sep 01, 2013
Stupid troll calling others a troll.

Why are you on the thread, anyway?

Insecure and excessive testosterone having nutter!

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Politics / Re: Population Statistics Of Lagos British Colony In 1891 by bittyend(m): 9:11pm On Sep 01, 2013
Why do dunderheads always feel the need to attribute Lagos to Benin? Do I need to remind you nutjobs that the few Edos that settled in Lagos, settled in Lagos Island which is like 1/200th of Lagos and that they came there by request not conquest? And they also don't own anything where they settled?
Nairaland / General / Re: This Is Biggest Nose In The World by bittyend(m): 9:33am On Aug 29, 2013
bigass: Nosa

How big is your azz? undecided
Nairaland / General / Re: This Is Biggest Nose In The World by bittyend(m): 9:33am On Aug 29, 2013
This is the real big nose.

The type of nose you can pee and defecate‎ in, and no need to flush!

Who needs a toilet when you've got a nose as big and as broad as that?
Politics / Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by bittyend(m): 9:47pm On Aug 28, 2013
Oi Oi Oi allow me to introduce myself...It's Prince Bittyend, the prince from three different royal houses and the king of ibo girls. I'm as important as the pope, Obama, Oba of Benin, Ooni of Ife, Alafin of Oyo and Sultan of Sokoto. I'm a muslim on pork. A hench nig.ga on diet. I'm Awolowo's offspring, I'm the King of Biafra. Call me King of the Odua and Biafra, and you ain't wrong. I juggle them both!

Bump bump...I'm about my biz, making 'em asian girls catch feelings for a black man. I drink liquor on liquor and if it ain't champagne, I ain't drinking. Don't ask me why, champagne just tastes better. And I smoke like a chimney, the real ganjar farmer.

Bar maid, where my champagne and weed at? undecided
Romance / Re: What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have Heard People Say About You?? by bittyend(m): 9:29pm On Aug 28, 2013
Most of these girls say I look like a heart breaker.

I have never seen a human heart, breaking one is definitely inconceivable. undecided
Politics / Re: Yoruba, Igbo And Media Warriors by bittyend(m): 9:10am On Aug 22, 2013
Too late. It already created a 'monster' in me. I don't mess with the other side and will definitely pay them back when the time is right.
Politics / Nigerians Abroad, Biggest Investors In Nigeria – Dabiri by bittyend(m): 12:31am On Aug 21, 2013
Nigerians abroad have been identified as the biggest investors into the country’s economy, which is seen as one of the fastest growing in Africa.

The chairman, House of Representatives Committee on Diaspora, Hon. Abike Dabiri-Erewa disclosed this at the just concluded Nigerian Diaspora Direct Investment Summit in London where she urged the Nigerian government to ensure that Nigerians abroad are given the necessary support needed to have a smooth inter-business transactions in their various countries of abode.

According to the lawmaker, “Nigerians living abroad may have turned out to be the biggest investors in the country, and I urged the government to provide them with the enabling premise, through engaging and embracing them for a better Nigeria economy.”

Also disclosing that a Diaspora Commission would be established before the end of 2013, to add up to the proposed compilation of a database of Nigerians abroad for appropriate Diaspora vote in the year 2015, the lawmaker urged all responsible Nigeria authorities to join hands in efforts to achieving a prosperous Nigeria, with the best economy in Africa.

In a similar development, the Secretary to the Government of the Federation (SGF), Senator Anyim Pius Anyim, has lauded the contributions of Nigerians abroad to national development, saying, “ Remittances of over $21 billion in the last one year, appears the highest so far in Africa.

Anyim further stated that, “ Nigerians in Diaspora are excelling in their various fields of human endeavours abroad and have continued to enormously contribute to national development, particularly in the educational and health sectors.
Adding that, “Nigerians abroad have donated educational materials such as books and computers; medical equipment and drugs, in addition to funding many free medical missions to many communities in Nigeria. These they do, through groups such as ‘Association of Nigerian Physicians in the Americas’ Anambra State Association (ASA); Women and Calvary Torch International, etc.”
- See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/08/nigerians-abroad-biggest-investors-in-nigeria-dabiri/#sthash.Ji29ITpy.dpuf

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Politics / Re: Pictures Of The Bad Leadership In Abia State(aba) by bittyend(m): 12:23am On Aug 21, 2013
OP

Are you the obese woman in the background?
Politics / Re: Pictures Of The Bad Leadership In Abia State(aba) by bittyend(m): 12:22am On Aug 21, 2013
FML! shocked shocked shocked shocked cheesy cheesy cheesy

I hereby divorce all the ibo girls from Abia that I know. cheesy

Even the stone age wasn't this filthy.

Ibos boast and chest beat everywhere and everday. Ibos developed Lagos, Port Harcourt, Kano, Dubai, Singapore, China etc. and Iboland is the Japan of Africa. They are currently developing Ogun and Oyo.

All hail the greatest Ibos. undecided

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