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But why do Igbos always bear tongue twisting names like: onyinyechi, chikembichichi, onyekachubachi, oguchichukwudubisi, Nemchukwudinma, Ekenechukwudili, Oguokwasichukwu etc.? (no pun intended).

Ain't no ni.gga trying to pronounce all that!


愿上帝帮助我们, 但我还是喜欢黑色的女性.

Don't crucify me, just hear me out.

- White women are natural with their looks while black women try so hard to imitate them.
- Black women are the least desired women out there. Any other race of men can get a black woman with the snap of their fingers, it's just that easy.
- White women are natural in their views, while black women are frauds. They try too hard to be white.
- White women are freaks in bed while black women have to be the most sexually boring women out there.
- White women are everyone's trophy/prize. The same can't be said about black women.

I still love my black women and I just finished smashing one. I'm just keeping it real. It's a new dawn and I've promised to be as real as I can be this year. Honesty is the best policy.

Bittyend of Narnia and Singapore.


愿上帝帮助我们, 但我还是喜欢黑色的女性.

Who's Mr. Biggs?

I'm pissed off right now. Truth be told, ghetto raised most of the greatest people this world has ever seen. Why create threads to critique ghetto people and their way of life? It's like kicking people who are down and the fact that most of you aren't better off is the most painful thing about this illogical diatribe against these beautiful disadvantaged people who are going against all odds to survive. It's high time we left ghetto people alone, you don't have to talk to them.

Just because I'm a ghetto child
I won't live down to your expectations
Just believe that a ghetto child
Can rise in the highest celebration
Know that I am a ghetto child
But I can see the best in me, can you?
I'm a ghetto child



我很生气, 现在. 说实话, 贫民窟提出这个世界上见过的最伟大的人. 为什么创建线程批评贫民窟的人, 他们的生活方式吗？这就像踢下降的事实, 大多数人都没有更好的人是最痛苦的事情,这不合逻辑的谩骂反对这些美丽的会不顾一切生存的弱势群体. 这是我们离开的时候贫民窟的人的孤单, 你没有跟他们谈.


Made in Tulse hill in the late 80z and I grew up in the 90z.

Proudly ghetto boy.

Bittyend of Narnia and Singapore.

^Celebrating with ya, my ghetto sis.

Big ups to my hood/bits from Coldharbour lane to Tulse hill; you raised this ghetto soldier. Shout outs to all the ghettos around the world; one fight, one people, one destiny. We shall overcome!

Sing with me, sis.




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What's life without ghetto people?

Ghetto soldier and I shall be ghetto till the death of me.

So ghetto, got a job most of you mora.suckers will never get in this lifetime.

How many of you have got a job with a multi-national and have been to more than 15 countries? Oh well, that comes with the territory and that's the gift of being from the ghetto.

Ghetto for life, morasu.ckers!





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I'm not advocating weed/zoobie/ganjar smoking, but I honestly don't see why most of our African parents have a problem with it.I'm an ex-weed head and there's absolutely nothing wrong with smoking weed. Everything just depends on the space you're in and your level of consciousness. Smoking weed puts user/smoker in a different and spiritual state of mind and it makes him/her visualise things a normal person can't see nor sense. It's not even a secret anymore that most of the geniuses that walked this planet are/were weed-heads.

Personally, I stopped smoking weed like 2 years ago because of addiction and the space I'm in right now. But I can dey the fact that the use of weed influenced some of the genius-esque traits I exhibited back when I was still smoker.

So next time you see someone smoking weed, just ask for 'puff puff pass'.

Bittyend of Narnia the ex-ganjar farmer.


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thelastPope: You posted this:

And this one below which I can't even piece together:

I am just advising you. No offense. Back to topic.

So basically because I misspelled 'wrote' as 'write' you went on a tirade about my use of English, when you actually don't understand the basics of the language. You don't even know how to use punctuation marks; you can't spell for shiit; and your sentence construction is one of the worst I have seen on this forum. You write like a typical Nigerian who writes the way he/she speaks with an accent.

You're not on my level!!

thelastPope: After reading the book, There was a country, I couldnt find anywhere Chinua Achebe insulted the Yorubas as alleged. So please can anyone explain where he insulted the Yorubas?

His account of Awo's involvement in the civil war did not contain anything like insult or ridicule of the Yorubas. It didnt also contain any thing that could make one call Achebe a bigot. Awo made both good and bad decisions in his time as minister. Anyone can comment on those decisions. how does that translate into insulting the Yorubas? It was simply his account of the war which can be debated and someone could come out to fault with better argument. He had a right to his opinions. But I am concerned that after so much shout on this forum, one would have thought he actually insulted the Yorubas, but he didnt.

Or maybe there is another version of the book that I am not aware of.

Just imagine someone who wrote this trying to critique my use of English. My little sister don't even write like this and she's still in secondary school. Is this Nigerian English or what?

After reading the book, There was a country, I couldnt find anywhere Chinua Achebe insulted the Yorubas as alleged. So please can anyone explain where he insulted the Yorubas?

^Who cites other people's works without a quote? This guy didn't even quote the title of Achebe's book.

Your written English is ridiculous. And your sentence construction is the worst I have seen on this forum.

His account of Awo's involvement in the civil war did not contain anything like insult or ridicule of the Yorubas. It didnt also contain any thing that could make one call Achebe a bigot. Awo made both good and bad decisions in his time as minister. Anyone can comment on those decisions. how does that translate into insulting the Yorubas? It was simply his account of the war which can be debated and someone could come out to fault with better argument. He had a right to his opinions. But I am concerned that after so much shout on this forum, one would have thought he actually insulted the Yorubas, but he didnt.

^Can someone translate the bolded for me?

This has to be the worst Nigerian English ever!! Sorry mate, I don't speak Nigerian!!

thelastPope: Dear bittyend, I am not really concerned about your spelling and even punctuations. When people discuss on a public forum, they can make a lot of typing and spelling mistakes. That is expected. What shouldn't happen though is that they should not use the wrong tenses or construct. That is why I called you out.

Your English, right from your first post is pathetic. You should edit your posts.

That being said, back to topic. You still haven't shown where Yorubas were insulted in Achebe's book, "There was a country". Please show us or forever hold your peace.

Point out where I used the wrong tenses.

Stop trying to justify your inability to use punctuation marks and your ridiculous spelling skills. Perhaps you thought I was one of those clowns you could hoodwink by referencing your not-so-great use of English, no? I'm way above your league. I don't even proof read everything I post on here, but I still write better English than you, even on my worst day.

You're worse than a clown.

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^^That's my country!!

Proudly oduan!!

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Whom Whom Whom Whom Whom Whom Whom Whom Whom Whom Whom Whom Whom

as well as well as well as well as well as well as well as well in the wrong context.

Story of your life, son.

Ikengawo: It's really pathetic that somebody believes pronunciation and accent is a mark of intelligence as well. There are many retarded English children whom can pronounce the word perfectly... are they more intelligent than Wole Soyinka whom has an accent?

This has to be the worst display of the use of English ever! What the hell is this gibberish? Is this how you speak as well?

Poorly constructed sentences... and who still uses 'whom' in this day and age? Archaic words and the poorly constructed sentences!

Don't ever quote me again!! We're not on the same level!!

You're nothing but an uneducated troll!

I bet you're going to say: 'Sawteewerk' and 'Gireenwish'.

Ikengawo: Lowercase igbotic because it's a descriptive word (though it's not a word in the english language)
Lowercase G on God since you're referencing one of many and thus not thee God, and it's descriptive.

No pha.ggot, Igbotic is your tribe!

And I'm the God with the upper case, the supreme being, when it comes to the use of English.

Now, go troll your mom in her village hut.

Where's the voice note?

bummy
Web definitions
bottom; buttocks; Like a bum (homeless person or hobo).
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bummy


Homoerotic monkeys!

Gosh, why am I even bothering with these two monkeys with blinkered brains?

Phu.ck out of my face, you Igbotic monkeys. You can't troll me.

Just know I'm a God when it comes to the use of English.

Go troll your mom in her village hut!

Ikengawo: Show me where I can record and I'll do it. I was born and raised in America. Smh.

Record it on your phone and attach it to your post.

I want to laugh at your bummy Igbotic American accent and enunciation.

Ikengawo: "The" English....
Stone Age

Awo free computers?

'The English Language'? Are you serious? You are a comedian, I'll leave you with your half baked and backward American English.



And is that how they ask a question in your village? 'Awo free computer'??

thelastPope: Bwahaahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Are you a comedian?

So being able to pronounce 2 words suddenly makes you a master of the English language? Even this last statement is catastrophic! Good English is about proper grammer and tenses and proper use of words. The average briton can't even speak good English. They mostly speak vernacular.

The following phrase from you is an example of terrible construction of sentences "Imagine this low IQ having ape from naija"

That's rich, coming someone who's obviously allergic to using punctuation marks. You're still a learner.

And what is 'grammer', by the way? Grammar is the right spelling.

You're not on my level, go play somewhere else.

I already explained the meaning of the quote to you.

Intelligent people should be able to discern that.

Ikengawo

Record a voice note and pronounce Greenwich and Southwark.

I'm waiting.

Ikengawo: Wrong punctuation mark.
Improper capitalization.

Awo free education?

Wrong punctuation mark in using a semi-colon to join two sentences together

No wonder Nigeria is still in the stone age.

And is that how to ask a question in English language?

Primitive Igbo ape!

thelastPope: Honestly, what is really glaring in all your posts is the very bad English. Please do something about it if you can. As for the insults, I still can't find any and I am sure you haven't read the book but are just echoing what you heard from other people

Imagine this low IQ having ape from naija talking to me about bad English.

I'm your God when it comes to the use of English.

Record a voice note and pronounce Southwark and Greenwich.

I'm waiting.

Igbos opening threads to lure Yorubas against primitive and backward mallams in the desert.

The mallams are too low for us and Igbos are not even up to par yet. We're already chewing the lousy and arrogant Igbos intellectually, taking on mallams would be a massacre; we don't want hague running after us like they did Charles Taylor.