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Car Talk › Re: I Need Your Advice And Take On This Important Path Am About To Verge In by Bjornson01(m): 10:54pm On Jun 05, 2025

KillahPriest:
What's the engine capacity and transmission type and also, is the AC working because I don't want to fill gas ?

🤣

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Autos › Re: Convert Your Car Manual Whining Glass To Automatic by Bjornson01(m): 3:48pm On May 30, 2025

Not really boss, some low trim level car models come with a manual window crank e.g 2020 Mitsubishi Mirage and even some series 70 Toyota Landcruiser made in 2024 .

Angrigowt:
Its not factory. It must be cars made in the 60's i guess.

Food › Re: Coke Vs Pepsi: Which One Do You Prefer? (Photo) by Bjornson01(m): 2:46pm On Oct 01, 2021

KiNg0G:
Sorry but your a simp.

Olodo......so when did listening to your wife about an issue that will benefit you health wise, regarded as simping?

Or

Until he dies of the sugar disease, only then will you consider him to be an alpha male. tongue

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Sports › Re: Lawrence Okolie Knocks Out Prasovic To Retain WBO Cruiserweight Title by Bjornson01(m): 8:24pm On Sep 26, 2021

greatlee:
AJ has been defeated

What are you on about?

Sports › Re: Lawrence Okolie Knocks Out Prasovic To Retain WBO Cruiserweight Title by Bjornson01(m): 10:47pm On Sep 25, 2021

Rahkman:
Aj go knock out this okoro boy in 12 seconds

They are not even in the same weight class, hence a bout can't happen.

Sports › Re: Heavyweight Boxing: Anthony Joshua Vs Oleksandr Usyk September 25 In London by Bjornson01(m): 1:10pm On Sep 21, 2021

AJ has this one in my honest opinion.

Because this is the second time Usyk is fighting in a heavier weight class than usual, which in turn leaves AJ who is a true heavy weight at a better competitive advantage.

Pets › Re: I Just Killed A Green Snake In My Car. by Bjornson01(m): 4:54pm On Sep 10, 2021

Betece:
This snake is very conjugal and retrospective, even without killing the snake every generator and washing machine nereby will be suffering from tuberculosis.
What I'm trying to imply is, that snake is naked and the privates are outside, killing it will hasten it judgment in heaven

Trust me, I've taken this weed before.

Politics › Re: Buhari Meets Dbeibeh, Libyan Prime Minister In Aso Villa by Bjornson01(m): 1:12pm On May 26, 2021

uptimum123:
Nigeria gradually taking its rightful place after years of misrule and ridicules.. We lead others follow

God Bless Buhari and Tinubu

I just hope this is sarcasm tongue

Sports › Re: Tyson Fury Trains With Nick Diaz Before Anthony Joshua Fight (Photos) by Bjornson01(m): 5:44pm On May 15, 2021

owobokiri:
Love Tyson Fury, but Those love handles thoo..

As in ehh..... The guys whole body defiles all understandable logic, and surprisingly his body movement and leg work in the ring is next to Mohammed Ali....Tyson Fury is indeed a freak of nature, I just hope our home boy (AJ) has been training hard enough to answer all his offenses in the ring.

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Politics › Re: Aisha Yesufu: Why I Won’t Link NIN To My Phone Number; Pantami Must Go by Bjornson01(m): 12:24am On May 15, 2021

AfonjaFirstSon:
Aisha Yesufu trying to prove a point.

Our Hausa brothers from another mother, na beg we dey beg una, make una dey born with sense na.

How can one man born football team because he want children. How is this Hausa man going to feed this football team. Can't you connect the dots?
Its all a planned agenda.
I won't say further.

That is why we have Almajiris Everywhere, both in Idp camp, Boko Haram camp, Fulani herdsmen camp, Bandits, name them.

We urge our Hausa brothers to born children they can Carter for, not giving birth like chicken.

One Nigeria.

Pets › Re: 25 Most Dangerous Dog Breeds by Bjornson01(m): 8:07pm On May 11, 2021

kingsleefolli:
This list is not complete without BINGO cheat eater.very smart.and quick to steal fish.or eat eggs

That's the Basenji bro, and its included in list.

Sports › Re: Andy Ruiz Shows Off Body Transformation Since Anthony Joshua Loss(Photos, Video) by Bjornson01(m): 11:38am On May 05, 2021

bigtt76:
If this is not photoshop, I wonder what we would call it

Asin Photoshop baje........ Andy Ruiz still has his large gut, you could clearly see he was sucking up his guts during the Ruiz Arreola weighings and stir down.

Sports › Re: Tyson Fury To Anthony Joshua: “if You Make It Pass 3rd Round I’ll Quit”(video) by Bjornson01(m): 8:58am On Apr 30, 2021

Johel:
You gon' be in tears when Joshua wins...I can go on 50k bet with you or even more.

It will end in premium tears.y You guys think Tyson Fury is one of those incoming journeyman, the guy is the only last true heavy weight in the world right now the rest are just good.

Romance › Re: Kazakh Bodybuilder Whose Sex Doll Wife Broke, Now Wants To Mate With Chicken by Bjornson01(m): 12:29am On Feb 13, 2021

The steroids he's on is driving him neurotic.

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Politics › Re: Bauchi Hisbah Confiscates 260 Crates Of Alcoholic Drinks From Hotels, Night Club by Bjornson01(m): 11:07am On Feb 03, 2021

DonXavi:
https://dailypost.ng/2021/02/02/bauchi-hisbah-confiscates-260-crates-of-alcoholic-drinks-from-hotels-nightclubs/

But codein, cigarettes, Trazepam, and Tramadol are legal, yet again they confiscate alcohol beverages grin

Sports › Re: UFC Fighter, Conor Mcgregor Gets 6-Month Medical Suspension After Losing By KO by Bjornson01(m): 10:45am On Jan 30, 2021

Basicend:
OK.

The Guy is a very Noisy Pussy Ass, Wailling Bleep fucker.

I love as Khabib 1st put him in his place, qnd this guy come destroy am completely.

I'm sure you do not understand the theatrics behind gaining huge PPV in this sport grin

Christianity Etc › Re: My Father Has A Bat In His Wardrobe: Should I Be Worried? by Bjornson01(m): 9:33am On Jan 24, 2021

DNP2020:
Very Strange Experience With My Father. Should I Be Worried?

Hello guys.. the background behind this story is lenghty so to spare you the trouble ill jump straight to the point. My father though he has his flaws is a very religious and i dare say principled man in some aspects.n He never misses church service. Went to bible school. At one point he was even a house fellowship leader. He prays and fast often.

So on this day i was standing in the doorway to my dads room. He wanted to send me on an erand ''i think'', so he opened his wardrope to get to get the money. Immediately he opened his wardrop i saw a BAT...yes BAT hanging upside down right there in his wardrope. In shock i jumped and shouted

''daddy see bat see bat !!!''.

Guess what he did. He simply smiled and gently closed his wardrope. I have never been this confused. I saw a bat hanging upside down in his wardrop and all he did was smile and gently closed the door. I don't know what to make of it. I have already concluded, there is no way on earth this is from God. Up until this time i have never seen a bat up close in real time. The closest ive been was watch them on television. Contemplate how scared and confused i am now. I picked up an excuse and ran out of the house to go stay with my relative..its been a week since i left and im still too scared to go back.

What do you folks make of this? How can a man who prays and fast and attends bible school have a BAT in his wardrope. WTF !!

Theres a part two and this one is about my mother.

No need to fret man, its just a harmless bat use to hit baseballs, and not your head.

Autos › Re: The "Craze" For Benz Is Gradually Fading, Lexus Is Taking Over by Bjornson01(m): 9:20pm On Dec 28, 2020

iLearner:
If I were you and I want complete luxury, I rather go for the Mercedes AMG ONE with a starting price of 1.2 billion naira

True

Autos › Re: The "Craze" For Benz Is Gradually Fading, Lexus Is Taking Over by Bjornson01(m): 12:32pm On Dec 28, 2020

iLearner:
Lmao
What lexus would you choose over any of these luxuries?

I will pick a Lexus LFA above any of these, and a base model price for the LFA starts from 152 million naira. wink

Family › Re: Pictures Of A "31-Year-Old" Mother And Her Daughter Got People Talking by Bjornson01(m): 7:11pm On Dec 19, 2020

Plot twist: 31 year old daughter and her mother angry

Christianity Etc › Re: As A Christian, How Do I Resist The Urge To Watch Porn? by Bjornson01(m): 12:11pm On Oct 25, 2020

First of all it starts with a conscious decision and effort from you to quit looking at such explicit content, futhermore avoid looking at any triggers such as those hot chics on the cover of cosmo magazines, Instagram or even be it on facebook, and since you believe in the existence of a supreme being it will be in your best interest to ask him for help also.

Romance › Re: Cheating! Some Men Are Something Else by Bjornson01(m): 8:12pm On Oct 12, 2020

baralatie:
https://www.google.com/url?q=https://medicalxpress.com/news/2011-02-testosterone-spiking-winners-mat.html&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwju34qE2a_sAhWxy4UKHdElAl0QFjAKegQIBxAB&usg=AOvVaw3FmuoB7IMP-D7ZCZtwLBur

This article just shows the relationship between testosterone and adrenaline levels in athlete wrestlers, as each win of a wrestler triggers the reward hormone "dopamine", This is a total digression from the topic in question.

You still seem not to understand what a flight or a fight situation is. This is aroused by the cognitive part of the human brain to either stand during times of danger or run away for self preservation, this in turn is triggered by neurons in the brain when danger is sensed, which then sends signals to the apex cortex of the kidney where the adrenal gland is situated releasing a short burst of adrenaline hormone to the blood stream which will only last for a while.

Romance › Re: Cheating! Some Men Are Something Else by Bjornson01(m): 7:21pm On Oct 12, 2020

baralatie:
there is no relationship between testosterone levels and promiscuity in the animal kingdom.the testosterone levels in the blood stream is to fight or flight.that is why the big cats can fight but yet the females with less testosterone are the more successful hunters because of the instinct to keep the pride alive.

Testosterone has nothing to do with flight or a fight situation, adrenaline does.

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Romance › Re: Cheating! Some Men Are Something Else by Bjornson01(m): 7:18pm On Oct 12, 2020

Car Talk › Re: 2021 Toyota Yaris Cross Unveiled With Hybrid And AWD by Bjornson01(m): 9:42am On Oct 10, 2020

PrinxArthur1:
there is nothing in this car that is non existing in order cars

Thanks for pointing out the obvious. tongue

Pets › Re: 'Beauty & The Beast': Huge Bear Abandoned As A Cub Now Russian Supermodel (Pics) by Bjornson01(m): 4:21am On Oct 10, 2020

Whether domesticated or tamed they still have to be cautious around a carnivore, in case its primal instincts kick, and if it does it will be a gory sight. cry

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Car Talk › Re: Top Ten Most Expensive Sports Cars by Bjornson01(m): 12:47am On Oct 09, 2020

Abdulsobur02:
Na which kind yeye list be this

You are angry grin

Car Talk › Re: Can I See Golf 3 With 250k by Bjornson01(m): 1:19pm On Oct 08, 2020

Yes, maybe a seriously beat up Golf 3, that isn't worth your purchase.

Car Talk › Re: Between Benz G63 AMG And G550 Which Is More Fuel Efficient by Bjornson01(m): 9:16pm On Oct 06, 2020

KELECHI02:
thanks for that insiteful answer.

Oga Nurey dey whine you, you sef de talk "thanks for the insightful answer" grin

Crime › Re: Chief Priest Stabbed To Death For Impregnating Muslim Lady In Warri by Bjornson01(m): 9:21pm On Oct 04, 2020

DuBLINGreenb:
They are Religious bigots

But Muslim Puna they sweet oh

Because of the pretence and the covering

Imagine smashing her in her abaya or that body veil e dey sweet die try am

Especially because of the taboo factor choi try it and see, seeing is believing

See a therapist real quick grin

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