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[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=533917.msg6968210#msg6968210 date=1287450651]Are you and EzeUche any different?  [/quote]Oh, hell yeah!

I can buy him, he cant buy me! lol

MzDarkSkin:
https://i535.photobucket.com/albums/ee352/iconbling/icons/cat/smiley-emoticons/smh_emoticon.gif IDK what to do with you. & Trust me if you were in Tivoli, Waterhouse OR Spanish Town (all BAAAAD areas) [/b]you'd be better off saying you were Nigerian than American. You'd get more respect! And less likely to get robbed lol!

Baby, u think I just pulled those hoods outta thin air? Missus, anytime me land inna yard, me a yard man! Period!

Less likely to get robbed? lol. More like people are [b]MORE likely to get robbed by the folks I hang around with out there!

How would u feel if even just two of the niggas in the pic below ran up on u (even in broad day light) and asked :"Likkle gyal, ah where yah from?"

I guess yall culture is almost the same as mines. But, dude, u gotta be a man and grow a spine! You cant let your moms stay chasing away all your galfriends!

I remember my mom and sister used to try to get involved in me and  daughter's mom's life but I checked them quick! Considering both of us completed college relatively early and had a baby soon after. . . . sheesh! Oh, did I also mention that we eloped?  Aint no stopping me kid!

But that was the woman I loved, and thats who I wanted to be with and neither mom dukes nor super-man was gonna stop me!l

If u love your woman dont let nobody dissuade u, u heard? U aint planning to marry your moms, r u?

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=367324.msg6968113#msg6968113 date=1287447554]
And I don't run from anyone.[/quote]Oh, trust me, my biyytch run into u IN OUR HOME [/b]ur anthem bound to change!

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=367324.msg6968113#msg6968113 date=1287447554][size=11pt][font=times]
Runnin' down fire escapes isn't my forte. [/quote]Well, like everything in life theres always other options. I aint saying u "bound" by the Fire escape route! I mean, if u packing a mean right hook, I'm guessing u can knock her aszz out and flee thru the [b]front door! Or, if u like my typical, thorough-bred, BK binches, then u should be packing at least a .22 caliber. . . . .

MzDarkSkin:
      I am confused, laughing hysterically and wanting to cry all in one. You are LOCO EN LA CABESA! lol. you are all the way in NY talking about 'smashing'? You know how many times Yankee boys (Americans) see me and yell "Shabba!" like im supposed to be impressed? lol. This is nothing new. I am more than sure you have a girlfriend so TAP E!

Gurl ah who yah call "Yankee"?

When u can walk thru Tivoli, WaterHouse and Spanish Town without someone like me holding your hands, then feel free to call me Yankee!

So, what u saying, if I yell "Shabba" u'll let me smash?

Oh, no, I[b] SWEAR I AINT GOT A GALFRIEND[/b] like u falsely accused me; I do got a wifie tho. Fourth one. But binch is gone, latest, next month!

You know we got "no contest" divorces in NY now! So, that ho is a goner. U can take her place if u want.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dkfdZVcRCg&feature=related

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=533917.msg6968144#msg6968144 date=1287448760]Dude I think we all now know you have cash lol. . . .EzeUche has suffered.[/quote]That wasnt my intention tho. I just wanted the lil boi to aim higher instead of spending all day on here chasing ur tail begging to taste ur ti*ts. U know? I'm just being big bro, u heard?!

^^^wow, some people sure know how to poop on a party. . . . .^^^

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=526583.msg6968095#msg6968095 date=1287447099]No more pics remember .[/font][/size][/quote]Damn, some people are just dang selfish!

MzDarkSkin:
^^a wah di? lol yea thats a nice song. Im still trying to figure out if that was patois or piglatin you were typing lol.

Lol. hahahahahahahahaha @ Piglatin

Gyul ah badman patois dat! lol

Ok, MzDark Skin:

I just showed u my love for reggae, that I can converse in passable patois, and that I am intune with my "inner" Rasta/Dreadlocks!

So, what u say. . . . am I gonna smash or what?

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=308654.msg6968108#msg6968108 date=1287447424][size=11pt][font=times]
Did you just refer to me as a 'he'?[/quote]Why would I call u a "he"?

I said the dude that likes u told me! Read, baby, read! Situation like this ah why we tell the youth dem seh fi get them education and prepare.

MzDarkSkin:
@bk. babe: LMFAO! Woi! MI BODY! Bwoy yu tan bad tho e? you are somthing else I tell you. lol you got cajones! thats for sure.

Mzdarkskin: This aint just about cajones, thats just me, u dig?

Got u a lil present. . . . I gave it to Inked earlier, but ah waste man the gal ah call me, star! Pure jah music ah im inked stay ah call "Ganja music". Rasclat!! lol

I know u'll appreciate it tho!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOs4iT_I9eU

I love this song

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=533917.msg6968085#msg6968085 date=1287446876]Like I said, ot everyone is blessed to have cash to pay for everything.
LOL No I do not own any credit card either, but I will speak for some people I know with credit problem who had no choice. It's not only about self-control.[/quote]Exactly! U aint got cash, aim for it, u heard? I dont own a credit card either (Well, yeah, 2 but those is for the wifie and emergencies).

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=308654.msg6968025#msg6968025 date=1287445406]rollz eyes. [/quote]Know I can do some other things to make ur eyes really roll. . . . in ecstasy!!!

Bawses:
Lolzzz so now he is a cool dude aight? The next step will be to ask for his contact details for a hookup cus hefly. Hooker!!

Monkey! Can u read? I said he "LOOKED" like a good dude. Cus he took my words too seriously. Negro, I'm in NY, why would I need his Info? BesideS,I'M A DUDE . . . . . and I'm fuxcking paid!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=308654.msg6967999#msg6967999 date=1287445012]Seriously, like Uche said, you're a Yoruba man . You're too promiscuous. Platinumk yest, Inked nerd today, Mz DarkSkin tomorrow. [/quote]Whatever u wanna call me its cool. I was thinking of coming ur way once I'm done with Mz Darkskin.
'specially since I know how much u want me. . . . . . .

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=367324.msg6966206#msg6966206 date=1287424194]
I don't love you . Never smoke a day in my life. . . Doesn't mean I wouldn't try it though. [/quote]Nice! U wanna try it this weekend?

We can plan a escapade when my WIFE goes outta town. The binch is my 4th wife and we getting divorced soon.

Just remember where the Fire Escape is so if she comes home unexpectedly. . . . . . .

MzDarkSkin:
is somebody getting feisty? "rawr" lol. Ok thats cool.

*Inked I think you have an admirer lol

Lol. No, me and Inked cool. I actually know who likes Inked tho (he told me), why he wouldnt go ahead and try to "smash" is still beyond me. lol
Anyways, me I got a low attention span. I'm moving on to u now, trying to smash, u dig?
So u gonna let me hit it?

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=526583.msg6966451#msg6966451 date=1287426299]
No, I don't smoke . Stay away from my FB page.[/quote]U dont smoke at all, or u smoke sometimes? U do drink tho? huh?

Oooooooh, thats ur FB. Do me a favor, post a pic with ur face on it!

MzDarkSkin:
LMFAO@ BK yes I am half Jamaican. You used to live in G.Boro? pretty cool out there. Hit it? is that how you normally talk to women?

Nah, usually I just run up behind chics, bash them in the head with a club and drag them by the hair down Linden Blvd; a la cave man style. lol

No! Who in his right mind would talk to women in this manner? (Altho I know the "rough talk" turns Inked on ).

I never said I lived anywhere in NC. I said I used to visit!

MzDarkSkin:
LMFAO@ WALMART!!!!! but no I live in North Carolina in a place called Chapel Hill (famous for UNC the school and basketball team) anyway 90 PERCENT of the business close 9 p.m. SHARP! LOL. So I usually go to two other cities nearby Durham/ Raleigh to hang out. My town is bootleg! B.O.R.I.N.G! Mostly whites, asians and Mexicans here

LOL@ BK.Babe. Im not half Nigerian, Barbee is. I am half African American.

Chapel Hill, Raleigh, Durham. . . . used to be in them places back in the day; GreensBoro too!

Oh, u half Jamaican, right?

Dont pay Inked no mind I aint trying to get in ur pants. I just wanna know if I can hit "it"!

If next month is July 16, 2027!

If she's your gal, cool. who cares? U got it, splurge it. She act up, kick her to the curb and splurge on the next binch!

Tosinville:
Latino ladies most especially from brazil are the most beautiful girls in the world.

Damn fucxking right!

However, u forgot our beautiful belles from Colombia, Venezuela, Dominican Republic and Cuba!

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=526583.msg6966179#msg6966179 date=1287423990]
Oh shut up, keep your ganja videos to yourself. What accent? You don't even know what I sound like.[/quote]Its a tight song, sweety. just listen to it.lol

Umm. . . .it was a joke. Obviously, if u spent all ur life here u definitely sound like any other American.
Do u smoke? Dont lie

P.S: are u laying on a bed in ur FB page?

Harima:
She has a boyfriend but if you want you can ask out.

Ok, seriously, tell me, how am I supposed to ask this Ijy gal out? Or are u willing to do it on my behalf?!

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=526583.msg6966025#msg6966025 date=1287422420]
What made you think I was Igbo? [/quote]Your accent! It shows even in your writing!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOs4iT_I9eU