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^^^She's loving this "Pot Head"^^^

P.S: I dont smoke often tho. U?

Hold the Fucnk up! Didnt Ojukwu already endorse the Evil General?

Dont Ibos obey everything their god says?

Whats this world turning into?

Its no longer news that the Grand Thief Of Nigeria, James Ibori has been ordered extradited to The U.K. And, since its as clear as EzeUche being IlekeIdi's man binch thats he's gonna get swallowed by the prison system in England, its only imperative that bets be placed on how long this 11 manipulated crook is gonna be put away from the rest of sane society.

   Now, granted, The UK is not the United States where we know (if Ibori had a case to answer) he'd have been given what is tantamount to a life sentence for his alleged crimes,but, its sure that Mr.Ibori is gonna serve some mean time with some Cockney-speaking thugs for a few years.

   Thus, since we're not sure what Mr.Ibori's sentence will be I think, to have some fun (sorta like the fun he was having when he was busy stuffing his bank accounts, and those of his mistresses, with looted funds) by placing a bet on Mr.Ibori's prospective prison term. So, here goes:


Me thinks Mr.Ibori is catching, easily, a 10 yr prison bid. Thus I bet $50.

Who thinks he'll serve/get sentenced to More/Less jail time?



The odds in Las Vegas are 5:1 in favor that Mr.Ibori will serve 10 yrs or more in prison!

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=534254.msg6965580#msg6965580 date=1287418519]
Hehehe, googles I've seen some ugly babies before. y parents had a party at their house over the summer and there was a woman with a baby at the party. The woman's baby was so ugly the only supposed compliments I hear coming from people was that the baby was light. Meanwhile the woman was grinning like she just won a prize or something. I a girl who's friend had a baby and when the friend said to the girl friend "Awww, isn't my baby cute?" the girl replied "Ummmm, those are some nice shoes your babies wearin'. Where ya get them?" I couldn't stop laughing.[/quote]LOl. Reminds me of when I visited QueenEves family in Winsconsin. I'm flipping thru the family album, and the convo went something like this:



QueenEve: "And thats my Grand-Uncle Silas, and my Aunt Meg. And standing there, under that tree, is Ruth. . . . . "

BKBabe: (feigning interest) "Hmmmmm. . . . . . "

                                (  Flipping page)


QueenEve: ". . . . . And thats Rhoda, and those are my sisters Jennifer and Ngozi, and thats . . . . .

BkBabe: (interrupting)  ". . . . . Wow! Cool! your sisters had a pet monkey [/b]when they was younger?! Thats ill! Where's this monkey now? How old is it now? Did it behave like. . . . . "

        
                      ( BkBabe  glances over to see QueenEve killing him with her eyes. . . . . Deafening silence)


Bkbabe: (Stuttering) "WHAT?!"

QueenEve:" Thats not a freaking pet monkey my sisters are holding; [b]THATS ME, YOU SONOFA. . . . . "

Dont see nothing wrong in the pic. . . .

Except duke is still rocking a shirt and tie!

I'm guessin thats EzeUche and Ilekeidi put his aszz to work!

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=367324.msg6965083#msg6965083 date=1287414348]There are some people that haven't touched or eaten fruits or vegetables since they were little kids.[/font][/size][/quote]I know! Just like me, I aint smoked in like 4 days! Such a long time!

What? Ganja nah no vegetable?

Bumborasclatt. Me na know dread!

Damn, that Indian dude look like he can run hella fast!

Wait, what u say? Thats a ho?

Damn. . . . I just threw up all over my keyboard.

Harima:
My father is Nigerian and my mother is African-American.  There's alot of Hausa in America.  I live in Atlanta and i've met quite a few over here. I'm not going to post my pictures in this site.  Nairaland members gang up on people whenever they do that.

Judging from your message, I thought you didn't like Ijy?   She has a boyfriend but if you want you can ask out.  Someone said she's in this site as Amaka.

Oh, cool! I never thought I'd run across an Hausa here in the States. I used to think I'd have to go out into some big desert in the middle of nowhere before I met you and yours! Well, U can send ur picx to my e-mail lemme see if the stereotypes they say about yall is true! Hey, since ur Hausa are u muslim too? Do u belive in the sharia law? Do u rock mini-skirts or are u in that Ninja-like pudah thingy?

Oh, Ijy is The Amaka? Nah, I doubt that! The image I got of The Amaka is Platinumkesque
And why would I want The Amaka? Why cant I want YOU? Or have u been betrothed to some old El-Hajj since u was like 3 yrs old? I'm just asking cus I heard thats how yall roll. . . . .

ogugua88:
They suck. So let's say they did take these "enhancers",  none of them took gold? Chai, they can't even cheat their way to the top.

U think u wanna cheat your way to my crib?

U dont need to shoot no steroids!

chyz:
Very Gay, so this is what happens when gay people miss someone.Sorry to burst your bubble but I'm straight,my girl is yoruba. I heard there are gay NY rappers out now,you should try to be their groupie.

Wait, did u even try re-reading the above before posting?

Re-read it again! How does it sound to u?

Dumb, right? Exactly!

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=367324.msg6959141#msg6959141 date=1287337526]
My mom was telling me about how she went to Mr. Biggs in Nigeria and how the Nigerian fast food restaurant weren't up to part with their western counterparts which is a shame. There is absolutely no reason for them to have substandard fast food restaurants.[/quote]Baby, the bolded is supposed to be "up to par", not "Up to PART". . . .

Dang, to think I was already telling my sisters about you!

hackney:
^^^ All that name-calling just because she wrote a trash instead of trash?
it might be that she's not well versed in ridiculing people (which is a good thing).
ever thought of that? ? ?

No, I never thought of that! I did think of something though. I thought to myself, "Why cant Hackney stay the fucxk outta beefs he knows not how they originated in the first place?"

Ifygurl:
^^^^Don't mind that fool.
He loves arguing; he's just want to drag me into an argument.
I'm bored of him so let him run around like a maniac.


@ Mzdarskin and InkerdNerd


I'm actually just listening to her songs.
I like them.
Why don't ya'll like it?
BTW. At least someone else agree with me; she does look like she's bleaching.
Whatever floats her boat abi,

You mangy dog! I love arguing, huh? Remember u came after me and I told u after that day I'll make ur cyber-life hell?!
Binch, u should learn how to spell! I can almost hear ur deep Ibo accent from reading all the "a trash" u wrote up there!

MzDarkSkin:
Jamaican AND African American are ethnicities both being from the black race but because of the difference in culture they are ethnicities so I am a black woman who is bi-ethnic like Barbee who is Jamaican and Nigerian she is bi-ethnic. I am in boring hick-town North Carolina (pray for me lol!) but I am from Brooklyn, NY. Sry for making you feel homesick.

You Jamaican and Nigerian? Wow, badaszz combo! I bet u got a phattie on u. And u from Bk too? Ma, when u coming back home from the boondocks?
And when u come back, u think I can hit it? At least if u look good!

EzeUche0:
I would still smash!

Ikenga, what the hell u doing here? Ileke-Idi done dumped ur aszz?!

Beautiful Nigerian gals of Ibo Origin.
The one on the right used to be married to Mr.Cork!

chyz:
Obviously the guy's been reading my posts here on NL.

Man, just shut the hell up before I e-slap u into a coma! U monkey that would not support Jonathan now screaming "Hallelujah", typical Ibo!

The only reason this man can speak the truth is cause he's Yoruba! Do u want me to remind u Ojukwu's take on this issue?

Harima:
It's nice that you're defending ibo girls.  I'm Hausa and American so of course i'm going to say Hausa girls are the prettiest. 

She's in Nairaland? I didn't know that but her name is not Amaka though.  It's Ijy.

Nice! Your Hausa and American?! I thot they said yall only thrive in desert areas i.e Northern Nigeria, Arab Nations, Afghanistan, Iraq, Yemen etc Or, anywhere theres Oil money to be stolen or Coups to be planned. . . . Oh, lemme guess, u on the West Coast? Ah, Nomad princess, where your pic at?

Anyhoo, u think u wanna hook me up with the "Ijy" chic?

ogugua88:
Lol, na them sabi. I plan on marrying a full blooded Nigerian

So, ME AND YOU aint happening?

Michelin, ah, I SEE U STEPPED your GAME UP! U looking good these days. Whoever knew that fat kid would turn into Oprah?

When r u coming to the States? Lemme know so I can book a hotel for us where I can "hit" it. . . . at least for old-times sakes! lol

how u been tho? Where is The Amaka?