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rasputinn:
I guess it did not affect the X6,so I'm safe

Lol. Another one. . . . hey, u know I got a Maserati. . . . So I also "guess I'm safe".

[quote author=@labiyemmy link=topic=523803.msg6858810#msg6858810 date=1285966994]Siena - I have the 2006 edition of the 645ci - How can i benefit from this?[/quote]Wow, wut a way to tell us what u whipping. Nice one! Well, since we're in "Boasting Mode". . . . . . . I also whip a Maserati. How can I benefit from this?

P.S: Labiyemmy, I dont doubt that u whip around Broadway and 42nd in ur shiny 2006 645ci; afterall u look like the average Nigerian _______ (fill in the blank) that runs around NY 9am-5pm when other "well-intentioned" folks are hard at work trying to earn a legit pay-check. . . . . Not saying u aint earning a legit pay check tho.

Chuks84:
. What mental institute did you escape from?

It used to be in this Utopia called Biafra. Which used to be a beautiful country (albeit filled with Kids with unusually big stomachs) until Ojukwu dressed like a biyycth and hauled aszz and bounced!

Wow. . . . Looks like some Ibo boys done took "trying to look white" to a whole new level, abandoned "bleaching" and have now taken to "painting".lol.

This is Miss Nigeria? Even MICHELIN look better than her! NOt saying Michelin is ugly; at least I know for a fact she looks better than The Amakaka. . . . . . .

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=510057.msg6860689#msg6860689 date=1286007875]
lol, no one asked you to rack up anything. After all, you're the one who mentioned a food.[/quote]He didnt metion food, it started out with u denying that u weigh 2 tonnes- - - - - or the size of two Indian Elephants, remember?

Ah, I see Michelin89 is looking good these days. . . . Business must be booming. Hun, remember its almost winter so u need to stack up on mucho dinero as much as possible. Hustling those streets on cold nights can be bitter and brutal.

U just wait until theres a "All u can eat Burger King" and watch Inked display her magic!

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=510057.msg6860443#msg6860443 date=1286003585]lmao, no. I'd die if I were born that short [no offense to all the short ladies]. I'm actually 5'9" ½, and I don't weigh anything near 296lbs .[/quote]Sure u would! Plat used to say she'd die if she was fat and ugly. . . . .

[quote author=chagzy_t link=topic=523270.msg6859977#msg6859977 date=1285993162][size=8pt]Talking about handsome guy Ladies, y'all [/b]need to Check me out! [/size][/quote]Dammmn! First post and u decided to commit Internet suicide! lol

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=510057.msg6860408#msg6860408 date=1286002772]I don't need you to warm me up. That's what the Ghanaian, Honduran, and Bajan guys are for .[/quote]You really aint got no taste, for real!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqIn9N_fJJY&feature=fvw (start from 1:52)

Tuff!

You know its cold in NY. All my chics been calling, asking me to come home and warm them up, so I know ure in the same predicament. Lemme know when. . . . .

Onlytruth:
I sell goat food fodder. You want some? lmao.

Yes, come to think of it, I actually do want to buy some. My mountain-goat, Ojukwu, which I inherited from Col.Benjamin Adekunle, will be very well pleased;I'm sure!

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=510057.msg6859645#msg6859645 date=1285983543]
Lmao, naughty boy. Hmmm, you remind me of someone I know . Anyway, it would never happen. I'm not looking to be part of the harem of women you've bedded on NL [if they actually exist]. [/quote]You know the Harem exists and you know u wanna join it so stop. . . . . . !

edoyad:
@Bk barbiedoll, you make me laugh. You honestly think the Edgar Hoover cult is the most effective service in the world ? Now i know you're those dishes you wash for a living have been depriving of your ''brain recovery sleep''

Name ONE Service in that whole God-Forsaken Africa that is better than the FBI!

edoyad:
Where were the FBI on the 11th of september 2001 ? Don't blame the security operatives who themselves are being slaughtered like chickens left, right and center cos of corruption in the center.

I'ma let u slide this time. But, the next time u compare the[b] BEST[/b] intelligence agency in the world to whatever it is yall parade around in that car-bomb infested shiyyyt-hole u were birthed in, I'll personally come down to whatever hut ur residing in and come give u a resounding slap that is sure to reverberate for miles!

Daduke is wilding, son. lol

Who wants to marry a Walrus?

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=510057.msg6859602#msg6859602 date=1285982563]
Mi amor, I never wanted you to hit anything .[/quote]Lol. For real, dont mind me its the internet. I just love to rile people up. Now, if I was really "tripping" for u, I'd be nicer and on my best behavior; like I did with the others I ended meeting on here. But, with u for some reason u just seem cool. . . . like a buddy. . . . . Like a buddy I'd like to __________ (u fill in the blank).lol

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=523348.msg6859469#msg6859469 date=1285978567][color=deeppink]Oh my gosh!!!

This is getting rather serious, Is the majority of the Nigerian population now kidnappers?[/color][/quote]Nah, just those dastardly Ibo men!

U really think in real life I'll call someone "my main biyyytch/ho" ? lol. yall be taking this Internet thing too serious.

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=510057.msg6859403#msg6859403 date=1285977132]Ok sweetie, I just provided two examples of your tribalistic ramblings. I can give you more examples if you like.[/quote]Hun, what did I tell u when I first chatted with u? Dont take me too serious; U DO SO AT UR OWN PERIL! That said, if u cant find the humor in what I write then feel free to get upset. After u calm down, lemme know if u still want me to hit "it". . . . . .

daduke2k:
Guyz lyk dat are just too ful of themselvs, just makes me wana grab their necks. Anywayz tis al gud. And FYI bkbabe am ibo and u bera stop your tribalistic ramblings 4 real man.

Lol. hAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. Is this Ibo man really threatning me?

Kobojunkie:
NO WAY MAN  . . . .  

The second picture loaded first and I thought to myself "man, we are doing better than I expected oo". It wasn't until I decided to scroll up a bit that I noticed the other picture above with naija policemen looking at what seems to be a wrecked car, and then I saw the uncle sam poster in the second picture, that I even got the gist . . . ROFLMAO!!!

The guys in the suit are not our guys ooo . . . . ROFLMAO!!! look up!!

Lol. I was like " I thought these folks be complaining about their country. Look at them their bomb squad is as good as any in any Western Coun. . . . ooooh, hellllooooo!!!!"

Onlytruth:
I know, because I am an investor and entrepreneur. . . .

What do u invest in? Hate/Bigotry/Tribalism?

daduke2k:
Whow whow , go gurl get d steam off babe bt just bring it down inked ok? Just bring it down, he s just playin naughty and i gues it was just a SLIPPERS TONGUE, hehe shld i say i just read/saw anoda syd of u? BTW, hw was d day?

It wasnt no slip of tongue, kid. And why the hell she gone call me "tribalist" aint no tribalistic bone in my whole body WTF!

Inked, when I said "Ho", I meant it as a term of endearment. Like: "U know u my main biyyytch/ho. . . .?". You know how we gets down out here so stop fronting.

Chuks84:
"beasts, monkeys cannibals, hyenas", these are words you use to quantify your fellow human being.

Who said I regarded the Ibo man as a human being?

MaziUche0:
Point taken.

But just imagine what is going to happen now. Around 7 ppl lost their lives today. (God bless their souls). Tomorrow thousands of Niger Deltans will lose their lives for this event. Does that make it right?

Dude, for real, u need to stop smoking. Or, if u do, stop lacing your weed with crack; it not only kills the "high" but is also hazardous to your health!