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Sagamite:
It would have made more sense to show the posts of the so-called "few times" that you had to crush me, instead of all this rant of trying to copy my vidoe clip using style.

If you can show it, it would amaze me how you can represent delusions of an addled mind in a forum post.  

This is your chance to convince the Nobel committee that you should be the first person awarded the Nobel prize in Metaphysics.

Lol. Copy your style indeed. Dude, I even got banned for using video clips after every post; unlike u I'm not claiming to have invented that "style". Fam, the last time I descended on you, and this was a few months back, U and I know who came to your rescue and fostered peace. Like I said, I'm glad ure learning and I cant but give props that u walloped those two slow-monkeys decisively, so lets leave it at that. Like I said, "Enjoy the victory"; u can keep it moving now!

p.s: If u wanna decieve urself thats on u. No [b]GROWN MAN [/b]ever forgets a beating. . . unless amnesia resulted! So, I know u aint forget none of the head-thumpings. But, incase u still resolutely deny remembering, theres always  the "last posts" button for you to click on in your profile!

and after. . . . .

Andre Uweh:
@the poster. Igbo girls are indeed the most beautiful not only in Nigeria but in West Africa.
Denying this basic fact is like that man who said ''I thank God that there is no God''.

Blasphemous monkey! Each time u make this statement (like your stu*pid question "Tell the truth, have u ever seen a ugly Ibo gal?", I'll always hit u with[b] FACTS[/b]!

  Oh, look what I found, AFTER pictures of your Ibo beauties to complement their "Before" ones!

OgidiBoy:
Gbam!!!

The girl in the fourth pic looks just like AMAKA of Niaraland hmmmm

Then, The Amaka even looks even worse than I envisioned!

In a past thread Andre Uweh asked a fellow Ibo man the most ridiculous question I had ever heard:

"Tell the truth, have u ever seen a Ugly Ibo gal?"

His compatriot replied "No!".

This set me searching to prove/disprove the myth that "ALL" Ibo gals are Toni Braxton reincarnates. I came across he picture below. . . .

Approximately 6 months later, my eyes were bathed again by the sight of these Ibo "beauties". Have they improved? Are they better looking than before? Or, have they gotten worse with time. One thing for sure for me tho, I answer Ande Uweh's question with an affirmative, and emphatic, resounding "Yes, Yes, I have!!!"

hackney:
its all gone tribalistic again.
Oil-guzzling, loud-talking, empty fu.ckheads ranting again.
All talk and no shaite.

not sure how the woman genes got into mutherfurckers.
Motor-mouths.

Dont see where the your "Tribalist" rant comes from. Still looking, can u show me?

ifyalways:
This is it!
lol

Ah, when they cant deal with the kid they gotta make reference somehow or the other to Biafra! This is, maybe, my 5 post on this thread. . . . Knew the Ibos had to pop in soon enough!

Sagamite:
Which one is it?

What is it that gets you to this point?

Miaow Miaow or Crystal Meth?

Dude in response:

1.   Dont lemme go "Silver-Back" on you like the video below. Well-thought out and well versed paragraphs wont help you none. They didnt help you thrice before, I doubt they'll come in handy for number four.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb-vpmW1n7U&NR=1&feature=fvwp

2.    And U should pump your brakes cause. . . . .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0udrbpQhqk


. . . . alternatively, if the brakes aint working, jump out the car. The resultant broken bones, as u well know, will be mild compared to what would obtain if u crash[ed] into me. So, enjoy your victory ova Dede1 and GEJ's boyfriend, and bask in the glory that I congratulated you on a well earned victory! 

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=523183.msg6883838#msg6883838 date=1286334554]And why is bk.babe90 not on the list? Am sure his colorful expressions count too [/quote]Ahhhhh. . . . . I know i got fans, most of them just trying to be "Politically correct". Its like back in the days when mothereffers was scared to give Rappers Awards and ish, even tho they was enjoying the music! I aint there! Aigbofa aint there! Tpiah aint there! Intelligent aszz 9jaganja aint there, BUT DUMBASZZ DEDE1 MAKES THE FUXCKING LIST?!?! Are you fuxckin kidding me? Lemme see, who's next Ezeuche and Eziachi?!!? Jesus!

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=524842.msg6883606#msg6883606 date=1286326371]I know in my heart that there are still good men out there. . . Its just a matter of finding them before the bad ones corrupt them.[/font][/size][/quote]You found me, what else are u seeking?

***Smiles and exposes mouth full of 24 carat gold teeth***

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=523662.msg6884460#msg6884460 date=1286348281]
Before I answer, I'd like to know why do you want to know my ethnic background?[/quote]Typical Nigerian: ANSWER A QUESTION WITH A QUESTION! lol.

This "spend everything now and forget about dawn" attitude is the reason why me and Michelin89 got divorced in the first place!

Mobinga, u mad cus u got sonned?

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=510057.msg6882394#msg6882394 date=1286310223]Coaching, and hanging around. [/font][/size][/quote]Coaching what?

Onlytruth:
Just when you think Nigerians have exhausted their ingenious humor, they come up with another!
lmao!

. . . . . . . . . At sight of the word "G-E-N-I-T-A-L-S", Onlytruth's face (like that of every other full-blooded Ibo man who happens to be wherever reference to male orifices is made) lit up.

phreakabit:
LOL, stop trying too hard to speak queens English, if your father hadn't spent his time and money eating amala and kpomo at Iya muslimats joint at the B/stop, just as his kins men do, whilst your future rotted away at alwaoro primary school then probably you wouldn't be as dumb as you are. At first time assessment i would say, you are as smart as an Intelligent mongoloid, or there about.

I am correct abi, honestly tell me the truth?

What was wrong in his writing? Because he said "A people"? For your info, "A People", as used in his sentnce is not only correct, but, proper! Maybe You should have spent more time in classes?

Aigbofa:
Now, this is hilarious, and I guess your detractors could be likened to Sani Kaita!!

. . . . .Beyond hilarious. I was so impressed by the callous display of braggadocio that I almost felt bad at the few times I had to crush Sagamite himself. Oh well . . . . . I especially felt bad for Dede1, he seemed like a lost puppy. You could almost hear him think to himself "Damn, if only I had gone past the 11th Grade".lol I like the way Beaf just slithered away and left Dede1 to his fate. Ah, lol, who says Sagamite shouldnt be on the list?lol

Quote from: Sagamite on October 01, 2010, 10:45 AM
It surely is the best evidence for it in the context of a forum where opinions are being thrust about.

I can't vouch for everyone in the list but I think majority of those on it are good at delivering logical and objective arguments that they can back up in most of their arguments, and willing to accept same when another person puts it forth to them.

I do think though that some NLers are confusing being intelligent to having a sharp mind.

There surely are a few intelligent people on NL, but I think majority of the shapest minds are likely on that list. I don't know everyone on NL, so the poster might have missed some.

There are obviously people that take NL as a bit of fun, time-passer or joke that don't engage too intensely in debates.

Some people can not make the list though as they do take NL seriously but yet their arguments only show passion, not top intellect.

Imagine saying Dede1 and Beaf should be put in the same category as, for example, Deepsight. LWKMD     



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If this is not called murder, I dont know what is. Or, maybe, we can just say Beaf and Dede1 just decided to "off" themselves; in that case I guess we could call it suicide!

  Starting from page 3 in the link below, watch/read how Sagamite viciously, and remorselessly, annihilates Beaf and Dede1 in one fell swoop . . . . . . .


     
                                                                                      SAGAMITE PART I


Dumbo, surely you must realise you do not detest foolishness more than me. I am known for that on NL.

It is because of daft posts that I felt your name can never sit in the same class as some people on that list.

Your village mentality that led you to blind support and promotion of GEJ, which for example led you to be allocating any thing positive in Nigeria to GEJ within a month of him taking office without any facts on the ground he had any hand in it. The fact you can not see anything he does as wrong.

Another that comes into mind is your daft insinuation that Abdul-Muttalab's father must have been aware of his son's plan to blow up the US plane. That was ridiculous enough, but you showed your asinine mentality when you compounded this by saying Sanusi the central bank governor might also be involved since he was the father's friend and they used to work together in First Bank.  You told us to wait and see. That the CIA would soon start investigating.

Then in your cretinous world, you were talking about USA invading Nigeria because of that attempted bombing.

These are the things that show you do not have a cutting edge mind that is usually formulated with facts, objectivity and analysis, not arrant conjectures, emotional rants and bigotry.

Honestly, Ileke-Idi needs to be flogged for thinking you had any brains in your head.




                                                                                      SAGAMITE PART II



Lets start with: Are you blind?

My name is in the list.

Quote from: Dede1 on October 02, 2010, 01:24 PM
Forum is not a place of unnecessary analytical essays or a platform for popularity contests. It is a place where historical facts are stood on their feet and fictitious conjectures are led to rest.

These are the kind of foolish conjectures that show your low brain power.

A forum is not a place for analytical essays?

Check out the big brain on Dede!!!     



Where did you source that assertion from? A factory for moronic conjectures.

You are redefining [moronically] what a forum is?

Quote from: Dede1 on October 02, 2010, 01:24 PM
Unlike you who spent much of the time debating about the overage of Nigerian girls, I stick with the political facts about Northern and Southern Protectorates including 1960's Nigerian era. I suggest you stick with the issues on overage or underage of Nigerian girls and stay away from subject matters that are way beyond your imaginary intellectual pedigree.

LWKMD     

Mugu, you think you schismatical tribal rant is some form of intellectual pedigree?     

The reason your daft arse do not see me (and some of the best thinkers on NL) so frequently in Politics anymore is because of loopy heads like you and your tribal cohorts that have killed any form of intellectual debate in politics and Seun for some reason not heeding the advice I gave when he opened a thread about suggestions of how to make NL better.

If I was the one, I would ban you and your fellow tribalist morons or at best restrict you to be only able to post in the that section for tribalists and racism.

Don't let me dig a few post of mine discussing high level issues with a cutting edge mind, you will start pissing on yourself.

I will gut you, cut you and dice you in any intellectual debate.

Quote from: Dede1 on October 02, 2010, 01:24 PM
I have read few posts from you on this trivial issue and it seemed you are apparently disturbed. Do you think people should lose a sleep because of how goofy morons such as you feel about them on this forum?

I am just saying you are not in the same category with cutting edge thinkers on that list.

You are not in my league. Your intelligence is below my feet.

You need to realise:

There is a difference between Michael Jackson and Alex O.

There is a difference between Maradona and Etim Essien.

There is a difference between Goldman Sachs and Unity Bank of Nigeria.

There is a difference between Massachusetts Institute of Technology and Enugu State University of Science and Technology.

There is a difference between Rolls Royce and Iran Khodro.

Gaddamit, there is a difference between Chateau Lafite 1787 and best pure water in Nigeria.


Me and you no dey for the same o catego.



                                                                                                       SAGAMITE PART III

Not only trumpet o.

I am playing the whole brass band instruments.

It is worthy of playing when compared to those 2.

If my intellect is compared to a footballer, I would control the game to a point I would be heading my own crosses. 

Quote from: oyb on Today at 05:30:09 PM
u have not met the man from shagamu - the fellow whose ego big pass kanye west own   

Get out of here, my friend. Who the hell is Kanye? 

Kanye West + Simon Cowell + Muhammad Ali + Jose Mourinho = Sagamite 




https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-523183.32.html

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=510057.msg6877179#msg6877179 date=1286256611]So what? Whatcha been up to homie?[/quote]Chilling, ma, wut u been doing?

Hahahahahaha. lol. Aloy Emeka is nuts!

So, Inked. . . . . . .

Am I the only one noticing that these Iboz are celebrating their heritage EVERYWHERE ELSE BUT IN IBO LAND?!?! Why, are they scurred of getting kidnapped?

OAM4J:
Haba, Ileke idi, because you saw money, your eyes is now doing  , am sure Mazi would not like this.

You have just intensified the enmity btw bkbabe and EzeUche. Anyway, may the richest best man win Ileke-idi

Hahahahahaha. Yes, destroy wats left of that freaking lunatic's already low self esteem.

Ileke-Idi, look at my profile, I got a tribute to ur hubby on there. . . . . .

MaziUche0:
She is no Isha Sesay. I can tell you that. .  .

And did OBJ say we emerged from the Civil War more united? I do not think so sir.

Of course u wouldnt "think so". . . . .

[quote author=@labiyemmy link=topic=523803.msg6862830#msg6862830 date=1286043109]BK or whatever you call yourself.

I wouldnt have found it necessary to reply you - afterall - over 500 people read the same thing before you, in your idiocy pokes your nose like a pig's, seing that you think everyone is like you, I tell you, come around to where i live, where i work, you wont only find a 645ci - you will also find Mercedes Benz CLS 500, Toyota Solara and many others. So, if you are sad, and you got headache because i say i ride a BMW, i will gladly give you a gun with which to shoot yourself with. And if my looks worry you, and you think i dont do "hardwork", send your application to my company Third Dimension Technologies - and if you cant find your way around to drop your application, simply buy a sat nav (do you even know what a sat nav is) which by God's grace is the "hardwork" and handiwork that we are proud to have masterminded not only in Nigeria but in Ghana as well. And go to Unilag and ask who i am or at best search the internet and you will know me and you are not in the same category. slowpoke.

Moth er F ucker. Stay where you are, run your mouth, as if it can hold water- but watch your back - someone will teach you a lesson you wont forget for talking ras against them.


.[/quote]Lol. Dude, calm down; it was all a joke. I used to have a Quattroporte. . . . you did good with the CLS500, but when u mentioned the Solara . Besides, I think I've seen you b4. Dont worry, I dont need to watch my back, and I dont care if ure from Unilag or not if u aint from Lagos or Abuja then (trust me) any other city u mentioning in Nigeria is just like "blah"!

So, dont pop a vessel it was all in jest. I believe u got the 6 series ,afterall youre Nigerian, and how else is someone like "You" expected to pick up them exotic NYC chics without having mucho dinero at hand?

Lol. Chill, i'm just fuxcking withca!lol

I confessed that I broke into your house, stole your Warhol paintings, smacked your moms in the face, rap*ed your Grandma (violently), killed and ate the family dog in front of your little kids. . . . .

   You came home and told the police (even after hearing my confessions) that I wasnt responsible for any of the atrocities. . . .

Hey, who am I to complain?!?!