₦airaland Forum

Jakumo:
This first of October 2011 Abuja car bomb attack is NOT the handiwork of any Niger Delta militant group.  While those oil-field militants are proven old hands in fielding demolition explosives, the ascension of their tribesman Jonathan Goodluck to the position of Nigeria's president coincided with an unprecedented general disarmament and cessation of hostilities by ALL the Niger Delta's armed groups, in a peace accord that holds to this day and hour.

Retired former military dictators of the Northern Islamic subspecies, seeking to create a climate of fear among voters in the upcoming Nigerian presidential elections, would be more plausible masterminds  willing to orchestrate this classic Bhagdad single-site double-blast, timed moments apart to inflict maximum casualties among servicemen responding to the scene after the first of two choreographed explosions.

Jonathan Goodluck, the ONLY Nigerian president to break Nigeria's 35-year electrical blackout, by lighting up more of the Nigerian nation than any leader in living memory, has accrued enough genuine, nationwide goodwill, to ASSURE the mold-breaking incumbent a sweeping electoral victory in the next presidential polls.  It is hardly surprising, therefore, that "The Opposition", currently comprising those homicidal geriatric ghosts of military reign, former tyrants Babangida and Buhari, may have already chosen the path of bloodshed and chaos, in what will ultimately prove a spectacular FAILURE of an attempt to rig or influence the outcome of those upcoming presidential polls.

Dude, for real, where the fuxck are you so I can send you a bottle of Rose magnum?!

MaziUche0:
Ride on Beaf, ride on.

Now I understand why you fight so passionately about the Niger Delta. Because people turn a blind eye with the atrocities occurring in our region.

Why are you angry now EzeUche? Do u want me to go back to ur old postings and show the world where You advocated worse against the Ijaws/Niger Deltans? Try not being a freaking hypocrite for once!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq8CDrohrt0 (situation in Nigeria)

Enjoy!

Beaf:
And for those who argue ortherwise, MEND is NOT classified as a terrorist group anywhere in the West. For example, they are simply classified as a group of interest by the US state dept.

Not true! I know it is classified as a terrorist group in 2 or 3 Western Countries (I'll have to check to be specific). I dont know if ure right about the U.S, but I bet u after today its classification will change!

oyb:
eediot. they must have forgotten to give your medication today  

you have never tangled with me. what other delusions are running through that mpd box you call a brain?

i have noticed your infantile attempts to attempts at purvey yourself as some sort of ibo rennaisance  intellectual, but i have never paid attention to you in the past.


i understand that you are the failed abortion of a two bit LovePeddler who was gang despoiled by a bunch of syphilitic midgets, but i won't hold the fact that you were born mad against you

DO NOT MAKE THE MISTAKE OF INSULTING ANY OF MY FAMILY AGAIN,  you misbegotten product of a failed withdrawal method

Hhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. lol.lol. hahahahahahaha. Even Buster Douglas knocking out Iron Mike aint got nothing on this bomb Oyb dropped on MaziUche's head. lol

 Ezeuche, u my nigga, but goddamn u just got sonned!

MaziUche0:
I doubt that though. MEND has not been classified as a terrorist organization. If an organization has nothing to do with Islam, then the West will not consider it a terrorist organization.

Dude, u must always confirm u r ignorance, huh? Ok, lemme give you a lil tale. I happened to (recently) draft a Motion (Pro-Bono) for a Nigerian Applicant for Asylum/Refugee status in the United States. My Professor, looking through a rough draft of the Motion kept insisting that I investigate the "Listing" of the group (Against the U.S watch list) which the young man claimed to have been fighting for Nigeria. Lo and Behold,  The IJAW YOUTH CONGRESS [/b]happenned to be classified as a [b]TERRORIST ORGANIZATION; sorry dude but ure on the next boat back to Africa. . . . . . I doubt The Ijaw Youth Congress has anything to do with Islam!

jaygetta:
U can drop your eyebrows now before they get fixed that way permanently and u start looking like The Rock.

Son, u from Brooklyn u gosta talk to them hos gully (Inked, I aint calling u a "ho" ho like that, u dig?). U cant be all nice to no ho especially none from BK. See why she like me? Cus she know she act up Ima smack that aszz 6 days into next week, then take her home and make gentle luv to her East New York way. Nice guys finish last, u should know that by now. So, man-up and let her know who the fuxxccking boszz be!

excanny:
Even with all the  import duties and taxes Lagos is exclusively collecting, it's still on the verge of bankruptcy.

Just open up 2 or 3 more ports on the south coast to share the import revenue and allow a large chunk of 'omo ibo' to get their imports through the new ports and lets see if babapupa and his likes will come here to say Lagos this, Lagos that when the state becomes fully bankrupt.

excanny:
Even with all the  import duties and taxes Lagos is exclusively collecting, it's still on the verge of bankruptcy.

Just open up 2 or 3 more ports on the south coast to share the import revenue and allow a large chunk of 'omo ibo' to get their imports through the new ports and lets see if babapupa and his likes will come here to say Lagos this, Lagos that when the state becomes fully bankrupt.

phantom:
ive said this before,put a deep sea port in onitsha with an international airport and watch lagos crumble.

Its no wonder yall kidnapping innocent kids, beasts! Destructive monkeys! All the above posts advocated only one thing: THE DEMISE OF LAGOS! Why cant u cannibalistic, drug-dealing ritualists advocate developing your own Region instead of hoping for the ill-fate of others? Yall Ibos, the more I know you, are just a tad-bit better than wild hyenas! Jealousy, Envy and Vanity is the problem of the Ibo man everywhere. . . . . If I was the Federal Govt, I'd let these beastly Ibos kill themselves off with their Kidnapping and shiyyt, and if they dared attempt to cross outside of Ibo Region with their criminality, call in the National Guard!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=510057.msg6853792#msg6853792 date=1285905601]Hope to see more of you and Bk.babe90's drama this yr


[it feels like am saying happy new yr ][/quote]What "drama"? Im trying to smash that u talking about drama! After her, u next ( I gotta be drunk and High as hell tho). lol

Justcash:
Some Americans go to the extreme too.

Niggra, anything u do, do not mention The United States in the same breath as ur Kidnapping, Cannibalistic and drug dealing kin!

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=510057.msg6854243#msg6854243 date=1285916490][size=11pt][font=times]

lmao, oh please. It would never happen.[/quote]Like I said, do u wanna bet?

MaziUche0:
Unfortunately or fortunately. . . However you see it, I will be celebrating in New York City at Trump Towers.

I fuxcking dare u!

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=510057.msg6854156#msg6854156 date=1285915394][size=11pt][font=times]
lol, there's not drama with me and what's his face

lol, I'd never go for bk.babe97y or someone like him[/quote]And u'd never go for me, why? Cuase u know Ima beat it from now till morn? lol. U know u like niggaz like moi so stop fronting!

Ok, this is what I've seen as per Nigerian Men/Nigerian Women:

   Nigerian women are gangstas; straight-up! Them hos is Men with clits. Nigerian binches are the most cold-hearted chics walking the face of this beautiful earth today! What I see is, Nigerian women (meaning those raised in Africa) are just as cold and calculating as their men. As my boy, Tolu, said: "The truth is that its often a mistake to date a Nigerian gal cus she's on a mission just like u. She wants to build a Mansion in Africa just like you, so she aint gone submit and play her role as a woman. She has folks she takes care of back in Nigeria, just like u, so she sees herself as a "man". Thats why a lotta folks think Nigerian gals are gold diggers; it's not like they gold-diggers, its more that they know what they want and they dont mind stepping over you to get it. Thus, romance aint in the average Nigerian gal's dictionary"**

   Nigerian gals are about the stiffest chics Ive ever met; I guess it has to do with their upbringing tho!



** (as dictated by Tolu; any insults should be hurled towards him)

Nigerian food always give me either serious heart-burn or a fuxcked up stomach! Still, like EzeUche to Ileke-Idi; I REFUSE TO HATE IT. I love Nigerian food, but i gotta drink crazy water after each bite!

My first thought about a "bloody revolution" was: "Ah, too many bodies are gonna litter the streets". Then, I remembered that ,like vultures, Vampires, and Hypnotized Zombies, Ibo men salivate upon sighting human carcass, so there goes my worries. . . . Yeah, now I support a annihilatingly, vicious, and terrible bloodbath against those who have kept the "Hope of the Black Race" from fulfilling its unlimited potential!

babapupa:
Every corner of Nigerian is facing the same youth unemployment issue and you don't see youths in other parts of Nigerian slaughtering and kidnapping their own people and innocent children because of greed/Money.

This is purely a social culture of mean-spiritedness and violence prevalent in the average ibo community and we see the same culture of violence in America where ibo men are killing their wives and the mothers if their kids. They just have no respect and value for human life.

The greatest insult is the fact that every ibo man from the leadership to the ones on NL will forever point fingers elsewhere and blame other people for problems emanating from under their noses from their Biafra misadventure till this second. It is really silly and dishonest to say things are bad because your own country men are imposed on you? It's like ibo people don't believe in responsibility and accountability. Are they not your own brothers and sisters and don't ya'll speak the same language?

Couldnt have said it better; a freaking violent bunch. And the most annoying part is their easy ability to proclaim innocence once caught in the act. freaking disgraceful beasts!

BoboYekini:
i missed you too,

Look at this sucka. . . . . . lol

Ahhhh. . . . . I remember way back when, when this intelligent kid named 9jaganja advocated castrating these thieving monkeys; he was shouted down by the likes of Onlytruth and co . . . . Hmnn, how time flies!

MaziUche0:
I have come to the painful conclusion that the whole Nigerian state needs to be overhauled. We need a bloody revolution, not some peaceful revolution. As long as these thieving politicians are living, we will never have change. This crosses all tribal groups. We all know this "inconvenient truth." Nigeria needs to be purged of these elements and some of its inhabitants.

I feel the youth are no different from our parents generation. I actually think they will be a lot worse. Instead of the youth in college saying that they want to be a doctor or an engineer, they say that that they want to be a politician. And we all know the reason why they choose this path of work. It is in order so they can loot public funds.

A revolution is needed. Nigeria should not celebrate 50 years of independence. We have more impoverished people now, than 20 years ago.

Agreed!

skillero:
Inked what d'you fink?

skillero:
Inked ain't it so?

Youve gotten the "Silent Treatment" [b]TWICE [/b]in less than 10 mins, doesnt that tell u something?

skillero:
So your advice is,
Inked what d'you fink?

My advice is :

You anit got a visa to come out here. And she sure as all hell aint gonna leave all them Hondurans, Mexicans and Ghanians to go see u in Africa. So. . . .

Give up the fight already, concede to me, and wish me and Inked marital bliss!

Sagamite:
If Sagamite is not on that list, you can as well close the list.

Seun would be broke in a matter of months as a lot of NLers will sue him till he sells his pants.  

Lol. hahahahahaha. Nice one! I guess u do deserve to be on the list then! lol

Wow, Ibo boys! What wont they do in the name of violence!?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=523183.msg6852304#msg6852304 date=1285874776]They might be tribalistic, but they post articulately, I cant deny that.[/quote]Articulately indeed! With all those grammatical "Surface-to-Airs" they keep churning out. Then again, ur vocabulary also seems limited so I think I can see why u feel an affinity with fellow English language slaughterers!

Not to start a war :BUT HOW THE HELL DID SAGAMITE ALSO GET ON THE LIST? LOL

skillero:
1759 thanks man but truth is I'm out and in,
Always wif a load of work at my desk+Naija and Nepa runs,
Confession: it's hard keeping tabs on a woman when you're that busy man,
Bobo yekini is the main contender! That guy get yarns Men!!!
Forget the crude NAME

Dude u stuck in Africa trying to bag a gal in the U.S? Not just any part of the U.S; NY and Brooklyn for that matter. Dude, u can keep on dreaming. . . . . lol

Aigbofa aint on the list but Dede1 is? lol. Ileke-Idi suggested Ezicahi; we know she'll do anything to have Ezeuche rock her world so no surprises there!

For me, I'd say JAKUMO, KATSUMOTO and maybe, just maybe, BAWOMOLO (if not for nothing but for them hot gals that stay appearing in his profile pic. lol)


P.S: WHO THE HELL SUGGESTED KOBOJUNKIE AND WHY AINT TPIAH ON THE LIST?

Hope the kids go back home to their parents safe and un-hurt.