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Source pls?

I kind of like this topic. Whether real or not.

& u're sure as smart to know one can be interested in a topic but not necessarily interested in doing some of what's highlighted.

Dating -no!
Married? She just reduced us to housemates.

Seun, I think there's need for more emoticons. Like 'Not interested' emoticon.

jhen: How do I ask him? I dont want to sound like im pressuring him.

"Come o, when are we getting married sef?" With some sarcastic humor. 'Off-handedly' and casual, said en passant

You might hear:
"Good question, Its been on my mind a lot but waiting for a right moment to ask u too.. Will you marry m..."

Depending on whom u're dealing tho. And no, u are not pressuring

chessguru: Round one game on. a very tough one. perhaps too tough

Kindly update, thanks.

lecat: GO The Undertaker>>>>>> bury Jobava Baadur. Give him a bout of Ebola Virus and quarantine him on the chess board. Go team 9ja.

WORD!

Hope Bunmi Olape does well. And the team.

#TeamNigeria!

mizBerry1: what's knack??

Hitting the nail on the head. Something abt that 'doro' song said.

firstEVA: ..., real man my arsse...you hear?

Real man ur arsse?
No deceits, you better have some real good batty, first sweet eva

tit: That would be making a sacrifice to people who want him dead.
No sense doing that.

True. That'll be subtle admittance that can be exploited against him.

Worthy to be knighted.

You will not know the value of what you have until you loose it.

Its friday night:

I look at the cute thang sitting next to me on the couch. I had just paused Assassins Creed to roll a joint. Seeing the decent girl worthy of all of me, I said
"Girl, let's see a movie, grab a bite and pick up the bag&shoes u've always wanted at the mall on our way back"
"Just roll ur stuff and let me fix u a cup of coffee, I'll pick the bag up later maybe on my way from work tomorrow" she says as she walked into the kitchen, her huge batty rolling up and down like the tides of bar beach.
A moment later she reappears with two cups. She sets them down, grabs the second pad and says
"Lemme school you on how to shoot"

Easy.

Fish.

Endorsed.

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real men don't kiss.

I'm a carpentar. I knack. Period!

Is having sex the only 'compromising' act?

Let the lady say her mind, the better.

At least the e-crushers know beyond monickers & mere pictures.

Travel out of the place for a while make ur eye clear small, then return.

And when u're going back, carry a big stick and head straight to the father of the girl. Set down the list on the table and calmly ask him to explain each item & its justification. Firmly grip the stick. Afterall, a thief has nothing to fear.

Is that the girl somebody described as 'classy'? Talking like a trashy street girl?

Guys can be that distant sometimes. Maybe its a male thing but once in a while u need to psyche ur girl up.

By the way, do u know what skuchis is? You shld hv some tonight

Op u need to start thinking urban

There wldnt hv been any need for this thread if u're not one of em girls with d stereotypical overzealous mentality that every guy who's being nice just wants a piece of the asz

*continues to sip his alomo calmly

Following

*Continues to sip tea*

My insatiable love for music just keeps me going through & through all stations. The more music u play, the more I listen. The more talk u talk, the less I listen.

If you love 80s & 90s Classic fm is bomb!
City fm
Smooth fm
Cool fm gives me some good rock music
Rythm fm is very urban
Traffic fm (those phone-in LASTMA officials shld take crash course in english)

Sometimes I'm scanning through stations looking for what to listen to, I only stop briefly to listen to some classic juju&highlife Obey, KSA, Osadebe, Owoh on Faaji fm.

I love raypower. Ambrose Somide has a sense of humor I like.

World chat show


If u love music like I do, and do news like I do then u should listen to the radios

mikanju: : 1.I hate it when guys have a small wee wee and want u to be a responsible girl and manage it

2.I hate it when guys with small wee wee console themself with d saying that size doesn't matter (common! Stop fooling us)

3.I hate it when guys think f*******g u hard and good will make u love them like mumu and loose ur sense of reasoning(some of us reason byond d**k)

4.I hate it when guys thinks nobody can f**k like dy do (there r many fishes in d ocean bro)

5.I hate it when guys think when they spend a few thousands on you they own you

6.I hate it when guys drink alomo and still wanna kiss with thesame stinking mouth.

7.I hate it when a guy is insecure

8.I hate it when guys think they can't be dumped by a lady just because they av slept with her (she can still dump ur ass dude)

9.I hate it when guys feel u must suck their 'd' just because they suck ur 'p' (who send ya msg)

10.I hate it when guys ask a lady to contribute to their house rent/date a lady they don't love cos of money (its so pathetic)

11.I hate it when guys feel u shld repay them with sex for evry good thing dy do.

12.I hate it when guys wears one boxers for six months

13.I hate it when guys feel d word am sorry shld do d magic when they will keep on repeating dsame thing...

Fair enough.

How're you doing?