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chidekings:
The man's wife should be ashamed of him.

people like you

ModsAreMad:
CAN NEVER HAPPEN IN NIGERIA..... I REPEAT...."CAN NEVER HAPPEN IN NIGERIA"



plss quyz....am I the only one who even hates the non teaching staff far more than lecturers




Non teaching staff in Nigeria universities and pride

I've noticed their pride too and it disgusting for the fact that most of them are not even learned.....at least not as much as the students

Must he always win all the time?




Messi is just a sissy that cannot admit his failure, he fell and decided not to rise again by quitting


#quitter #sissy

IamDino:
This boy fine ooo. Girls go flock around am when em grow. Op na only you be 1st and 2nd to comment. Izzit fair?

Its not
the Op too selfish.... lmao

tripplephi:
YOU HAVE NEVER MADE FRONT PAGE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, SO WHY SHOULD WE LISTEN TO YOUR NONSENSE..... YOU ARE IN NO PLACE TO GIVE TIPS ABOUT FRONT PAGE, THIS THREAD WONT EVEN MAKE FRONT PAGE IN CASE YOU THINKING OF USING US TO GATHER FOR FRONT PAGE. GET A LIFE BRO.... NO ONE WILL PAY YOU EVEN IF YOU MAKE FRONT PAGE.

Mr man I don't have to make front page before "noticing"


This is what u get for stabbing English lectures and class


meanwhile

tripplephi:
WE CAN ONLY BE BOTHERED IF WE ARE STILL IN THE SAME CONDITION AS YOU..... SOME OF US NOW USE GENERATOR, BUT PEOPLE LIKE ME HAVE SWITCHED TO USING SOLAR POWER WITH INVERTER, SO NO MORE COMPLAINING. COMPLAIN ONLY ABOUT WHAT YOU CANT CHANGE..... IF YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO CHANGE SOMETHING, THEN STOP COMPLAINING AND GET TO WORK. YOU CAN GET A CHEAP SOLAR KIT THAT COMES WITH 6 BULBS AND FAN FOR LESS THAN 30K ON KONGA WEBSITE. bros i tire for nepa but i thank God for solar. Nepa, PHCN doesnt control SUNSHINE.

I've got generator but someone asked me this and it just dawned on me that its been quite a while there has been light

This made FP so soon



I'm surprised

I was just wondering why Nigerians are keeping quiet about an issue so serious....



















When last una get light for your area

I've noticed certain topics never miss front page

1. Creating a topic with picture meme's it gains peoples attention



2. When it has to do with tweaks and cheats (working tweaks and cheats)



3. When its a celebrity news, usually based on celebrity outfits or way of life


4. Politics..... its like the mods have special interest in politics



5. Supernatural activities like and owl turning to an human being or human being shape-shifting to a cat



6. Animal stories..... for example "what a nairalander killed in his house yesterday" blah blah blah

And u have to bear with me on this one


lalasticlala's favorite


SNAKE STORIES.......



Feel free to add more

Mopricelezz:
5. And this daddy who knew when to go unavailable

If this happens, na to call the man remain....


If his phone "dropped out" of whatsapp, it didn't "dropout" from the service provider.... lol

fpeter:
You sabi every! 10 years from now, you go still dey hear "that was how he said he was dropping out"

Lol.... na so


it already started from the chat sef


*good night school dropout* lol


u go beg tire she no ho gree forget..... then she ends up telling ur siblings and dad..... then u go be like on top wetin naw..... it was just a prank


meanwhile



you're gonna spend the rest of your life explaining why you said it in the first place

Somebody lied....

foolinlove:
I wasn't. I was stating two reasons ladies cry after sex. Nothing bitter about that?

I've seen other posts by you

spanzed:
lol....the one that got me cracking was when the father acted like Whatsap service provider....

Except whatsapp doesn't have service provider


wack father.... Lol

foolinlove:
I have, so what?

Sorry about that

But you don't always have to be so bitter

foolinlove:
Lamenting how.

Just providing a reason girls cry. I once with a dude who cried after sex. Long time ago, but it happened. I kept on asking - was I that bad lol

lol.... funny you


I just have this idea you've had bad experiences with guys

philfrey08:
Hiz waz hall a rumourz

He did win something
it's not a rumor, its all over instagram and twitter

you forgot to put


Miss Nairaland
*Lanicky-WINNER

Mimzy

Ivvy



and those I forgot to mention.... lol




P.S: there's just everything wrong with this list

okbye

...

Torh

foolinlove:
Maybe some womem cry because they know they've just been used by a guy.

It also could be they feel guilty.

As much as people say women shouldn't have sex except with their husband, most women have sexual appetites. So before they meet a husband they will seek sex elsewhere.

It's the same sexual drive that men have. So crying due to guilt over failing to live up to (stupid) societal expectations would be common, especially when women receive such horrible treatment when it is found out theh aren't a virgin before marriage.

I've never seen someone hate guys so much



And you will marry o

aremz:
U aff started again??

She's everywhere when it comes to relationships, breakups, sex......


Always lamenting

And u think G-wagon is an everyday car to them, they just find it rough and durable after all I'm not sure it would be as pricey over there as it is in Nigeria

The April fool prank tho



That's how parents do, when u wrong them they will first call ur full name plus they will never forget, whether its a joke o or not


get ready for a family meeting on top ur head

IamMissMarvel:
Jamil done dey fine o. Now I see he takes after his dad.

Edible catering spotted..... lol

Pure talent

So this thing later made FP....chai, and I would have been the FTC o



Meanwhile

Educative



P. S: I skipped some parts

Gay alert

*parks car* when this thing gets to FP I'll modify


Modified


And its hits FP.... picture memes don't disappoint when it comes to hitting FP

Berlyn:
if not for anything, i would have suspected Mrcork to be the guy and the girl to be hateu2

No meme today??