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samiabigail:
I salute those men that have got the courage to
reject sex offer, me ‘I can can’t’.


Just show me part of your pant like this, my brain no go
dey reason well again. Little seductive act dey turn me on.


Who do I offend self?


All these articles and stories that we usually read online,
those that always relate to something like “my wife sister
wants to have sex with me, what should I do?” omo if na
me, hmmmm! Make I no talk.


Once again, I throway three gbosa for those of you wey dey
reject sex offer, especially from a sexy lady. Una be the
real MVP, no cap!



Let’s know ourselves, don’t lie



Have You Ever Turned A Girl’s Sex Request Down
Before? WHY

I won't insult you by saying immaturity is still playing a bigger role in your life. Am with someone already and a married woman in my compound is still calling to tell me she is Hot in the middle of the night. If not for principle and thinking with your heart, that mean you will gladly go to the Lady's room that midnight to help her quench her sexual fantasy.

After turning the idiot down I was expecting a remorseful attitude the next day since we will surely see in the compound. Omo this idiot was still sending chats to come to her room by making sure nobody sees me coming. I just jejely waka go my workshop to avoid story that touches.

She dey send me sorry message now that she doesn't understand what cones over her. Still I know reply. Oga na self control be koko

samobaba4u:
Bro is there other oil filter apart from the one we always change during service? Please educate me

There is another oil filter inside, that can only be accessed by removing the sump. That will only have issues when you have too much sludge or any other issue in the engine that requires you opening up the sump.

komodapson:
na you go buy all these components for ladipo?

Yes

pope191:
Am I supposed to run free ad without pay? I've gat bills to pay and oven to look after dear

Pope am disfriending you

Pearl1910:
Chai...it is well. Engine was starved of oil.
When oil light comes up and stays, u must stop andd put off engine immediately...
It is well

It might not be shortage of oil, some time when the light comes on it can be the oil filter in the sump is blocked when you have too Much sludge

tojahh:
BlackBishop for President 2023

Vote for
Equity
Transparency
Accountability
Daring
You do anyhow... You see anyhow.

Tojah wey my ogunfe ?

pope191:
Boss if I say I am not feeling whatever you might be feeling now, it's a lie. I didn't work today of all day, my spirit man low as we don plan how to dice today. So I can tell what it means when you wish is not popping up as wished.

We can only hope for the best in time like this. I read through the half engine thing and fixing yours. I don't know if half engine is what they call borale? But if half engine is same thing as borale, I'll advice you go for it on the ticket of you having the financial strength for that. I have done such on two cars and they are way perfect till date, 1 has already spent 3 years and they use it to travel anyhow, we still took the car to the village in December and it just did another village wrap last week. Anything that have to do with mech fixing engine? Is in the hands of the might one.

Pope true the ones I have done to glory of God has been perfect which I believe you know few.
It only depends on who and parts used. Na this work make me understand say some parts dey wey no go last six months. But na just technician matter.

pope191:
Boss if I say I am not feeling whatever you might be feeling now, it's a lie. I didn't work today of all day, my spirit man low as we don plan how to dice today. So I can tell what it means when you wish is not popping up as wished.

We can only hope for the best in time like this. I read through the half engine thing and fixing yours. I don't know if half engine is what they call borale? But if half engine is same thing as borale, I'll advice you go for it on the ticket of you having the financial strength for that. I have done such on two cars and they are way perfect till date, 1 has already spent 3 years and they use it to travel anyhow, we still took the car to the village in December and it just did another village wrap last week. Anything that have to do with mech fixing engine? Is in the hands of the might one.

Pope true the ones I have done to glory of God has been perfect which I believe you know few.
It only depends on who and parts used. Na this work make me understand say some parts dey wey no go last six months. But na just technician matter.

komodapson:
As wear to gawd!!!...+ or - N200k go go down in to procurement,but ensure the mechanic has at least %20 - %25 fear of God, so he won't connive with those guyz @ ladipo...
What's the make of your Car?

You can't avoid that. No matter how smart you are. Gbagbe

eyinola:
going on Monday, my mecho say make i hold 150+ I just dey depressed since e happen over 200K go entre that engine laidis

Bro I was expecting a feed back to give you idea of what I bought for a similar engine but you no get time.

A new crankshaft should go for 50 to 70k depending if the formal one was so bad it can't be taken to a turner.

Main bearing and metal confirm - 35k
What about the piston and connecting rod and rings?

Couple of weeks back I was driving a customer's car to workshop, a Lexus ES 350 and I was to drive from aguda through Sanya bustop along mile 2 express. Coming out of Sanya bus stop you will burst out into a service lane before connecting to the highway.

Omo coming out they blocked the service lane due to construction and we were told to drive facing one way to connect the highway around coker, almost getting to the point of turning into the highway naso some wacko in plain clothe start to dey block all the cars turning into the highway say we passed one way. After dragging sha dem drive our cars to oshodi lastma office. Me just dey reason the guy make him no drive my car enter compound.
He say na 100k him go collect last. After every dem drive am enter. I tried reasoning this guy he still dey form James bond.

I decided to fall back on the last resort by calling someone within the ranks and file to please follow dem reason only for me to understand say na bloody police cabash me enter lastma wahala.
After enough back and forth, the lastma guy I called asked me to look for the GDO on duty within the compound and give him the phone, upon all dem no allow me see am or enter sef.
Last last I cough out 50k to pay one lastma guy to release my car, after paying and collecting gate pass too, the guy asked for cars plate number I told him I don't have the idea say na customer car, the guy man come reason me like say e dey pity me. After giving me the car he asked me to park close to the gate that he will like to refund me some cash out of the 50k I dey tell dis man make him no worry. But he insist, after like few minutes like 6 of dem come out come dey ask me who owns the car blabla say dem go put the car on the lastma platform say I pass one way, in the process my phone rang and it was the lastma guy asking me how far, as I dey explain give the guy say na 50k I pay one of dem collect phone for my hand put am for speaker dey threaten the guy say I dey form say I know people say na dem seize the car.

The man just asked them to identify themselves say him na blabla so so... Naso the lastma guy among them just collect phone acknowledge the man identity, tell the other guys say na their Oga dey talk omo all of them just chill he spoke with him and told him say I pass one way and I don pay dem 50k to bail the car, even after explaining say na road construction make me pass the one way.

The left with phone to speak with the Oga privately after a few moment dey returned with my phone hand me my phone, the car key, and return hmmm cash k and asked me to call the man back and tell him dem return some cash and dem don release me. After that we come turn padi again, say make I no vex say e be as e be. Exchange number again.

In all everything is all about patience with these people most them don't even understand the laws or what is guiding it. It was there I understand that if your car stops or you even park somewhere that says no parking you still have grace of few minutes before they can ticket you but seriously no law is working in these part of the world.

Many things dey I no fit disclose here

peacefulhome:
Have been trying to get the logic to how a grown-up man will accept a car worth 4million under Hire -purchase. Every week he has to bring 40k or he would not be allowed to pick the car the following week.
No matter the distance, he has to return the car to his partner location every blessed day.
To crown it all, payment must be done every Friday . He drives the car Monday to Thursday, while his partner makes use of the car for personal needs every Friday. Imagine ? Friday of all day. Failure to remit 40k when expected means he dare not come around on Saturday to pick the car.
Pls, with all this restrictions can the driver still meet up with out default?
Same driver is to repairs and service the car when necessary.
Some people are just heartless and wicked. I wish someone can deliver this man from this slavery contract he went and put himself. People are suffering in this country. Every week he had to borrow some cash to meet up with payment.
Now I heard he want to get loan from one of this banks so as to pay up and get full ownership of the car. Hmm.
God bless all the responsible men out there. You shall never labour in vain.
Happy weekend my people.

As funny this might sound. It is what it is

peeps4u:
Arteta has made me lose passion for football again.

This guy needs to stop using arsenal to learn work and leave.

Liverpool FC doings... Bro come to the better side we are always ready to accommodate the little ones like a big bro we are.

YWNA

peeps4u:
You may suspend getting/funding your etag for now


Tinubu and SanwoOlu are being careful with bringing back the toll now because of 2023.


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Tinubu is just Awolowo in flesh.....

abefeabebi:
Good day sirs, pls I just noticed my car temperature seems above the middle line,but before it was under, and since I got the car almost 2years have been using water to top it and coolant was noticed at early stage,but now nothing like coolant again but ordinary water is noticed. Pls can I just get a coolant and put it or no cause for alarm. Thou I just noticed that today.

Your details are sketchy bro, how often do you add water to it? Is there any leakage?
But your final question will yes drain out the water and fill with coolant.

Crvrider:
But the dude just got married. You saying his wife ain't giving him head!?

Oga my wife is off limit to you. Watch your steps imado

Gentlelife50:
No be you wan roll with the big boys ants, now u don dey run kiti kata.
Continue, that's progression.

You will soon become a billionaire like Jeff bezos, Mark Cuban, Elon musk and that uncle from gbagada US.

Another mama's cooking pot loading

pope191:
Do you have receipt on how to find Davit trouble? He's too boring, too much of everything is bad, so my grandpa told me.

Pope leave egbon davit alone, bros go invite village people on top ya head...

Egbon davit am still loyal sir, anything for the boy to take hold body. Tuale sir, alaya for the boiz. Oluaye awon boiz. Drop something for the boiz.


Make I start another wahala... Kanuisagoat how far your stubbornness Don calm down or you wan still flex muscle?

BAZ001:
Can I post my December dashboard?

I dey owe bolt 2008k self , I would have loved to give someone my bolt account but trust issues.

Thanks Let me just delete the app now.

Bishop is a troublemaker always in his corner ( Na bishop wake up one day call someone snake... Na only laugh I laugh ooh u no d rest)
Pearl mouth and his stubbornness will always put him in trouble.
But kanu shock me with his reply cos he’s been a gentle man.

Anyways no start another trouble here

Bazoo how I take be trouble maker. As Feli is synonymous to hoodlumism and Mr. White is synonymous to snakeish and pope is synonymous to oven and pearl is synonymous to two face or Janus naso me self dey synonymous to ....... You know the rest.

Peace out.

pope191:
Fleet nah fleet o


I don tire, today comes with everything good, bad & ugly. Took my worst trip on indriver today

Highlights : pick a rider from magodo to surulere, she had like 3 mins stop and pay 3500 at the end of the trip not even up to 1 hr. Hmmm

Pick another one from Penisular Gardens to Lekki county. I so need trip that I don't care about the price, I just want to leave the war zone. The girl acted up with time that I didn't even bother to return her greetings. Got to destination, she already knew she messed up. Told boy friend to transfer 3k instead of 2k. Immediately I go another VI 2800 around 4pm. Check map, 40mins... I didn't even bother to add anything, cos I was already thinking how to blow to VI, tot grace found me, not knowing my cane is waiting for me.

Got to Adeola Odeku and saw surulere 2000, I gave dem 2400, they accept. Rider says they want to carry 9 cartons of wine. I ask them to make everything 3k then, let's roll. Ha! Oga is company and its the receipt they will use to pay. I felt like all these company things, well today has been good, let me just find my way home. Embark on trip, got to Bonny, I still can't figure the devil that pushed me to face eko bridge, instead of the regular carter i use to follow. I hear em for eko bridge. 3 good hours rider self feel em, I just dey change em for them. Like I will turn back to pick up o, I don't think i can continue this. From 51 mins now 3hrs. He can't even say a word.

The bad: trip to deliver cloth 2400, got to destination, Aunty transfer 2200. Called her and told her that wasn't the right fare, she formed unaware. No wahala do my 200, I'll do it. After 4 hrs, I'm yet to see my 200, text aunty on whatsapp. She flipped, is 200 my problem blah blah. Ma, please send my 200, no energy for long talk. Saw 200 with photo

What a day!

Wahala in oven community. Boss send me her number make I tell her one or two thinhs

peeps4u:
I think you have a 'beef' with pearl1910 originally. I wonder where the sudden anger came from. Because this your post and Dru's about life somehow aligns with pearl's. Just as you agreed with Dru23, Pearl always encourages comrades on this hustle and also makes himself an example, as he started with driving and now a cars owner on the platform.

And he has been mostly decent in arguments, even if he has totally different opinion(s).

Bro no mind pearl am still going to stand on two mouth mofos. Not beef. You can't stand with A today and still speak from the other side of your mouth the next minute to stand with B. That is JANUS.

peeps4u:
You fit become a car dealer if you do your calculation well and discover what you offer after shipping and clearance will be lesser than average tokunbo price in naija. Na like play play amd~man start that year and he has grown to be undisputed biggest car dealer in NL now.

Dru don ask you to call am with your Amarika number, may e wan become your adopted uncle.

That will be possible based on logistics and how much of business minded he his, but bro look before you leap.

kanuisagoat:
Oga go and get laid. It should help.

Your time never reach. No rush am coming for you.

Schoolboypants1:
Subject: Please I’m a student of Babcock and my result is bad so I want to switch school. I’m currently in 300level. Is there a way to change to another private school without writing jamb

If truly na Babcock you dey Oga summer can rectify the result. Am a product of bad result in my 100level for Babcock and yet my summer was on 5.00 so bro read and face your challenges squarely you will be OK

pope191:
Chill! let me call Uche Pearls if it is possible to buy yatch driving Bolt.

Our wretched imaginary billionaire will tell you he can achieve that, he just doesn't like to show himself.

Omo Liverpool dey givee joy tonight

Pearl1910:
Black bishop, u are obviously frustrated, who do u like this
Your post is full of anger and bitterness. Hating someone without a single tangible reason or any substance.
Biko, I am not the reason things are not working for you o. Get your life together whatever u choose to do; pray hard, focus on God and carry a good attitude. You will make it in life. But if u continue hating, envying and fighting others, u will wallow in d pit of destruction.
I really pity u, cos I know u.

Hatred? Anger?

You are more delusional than I gave you credit for slowpoke?

Not going to reply you nitwit again you ain't worth my time imp.

Liverpool just mumu spoil this game, but we move sha. YWNA all the way

Silentgroper:
Again??

Omo forget the guy mistakes e dey give us goal when need be

Konate don't score YNWA

dru23:
It is well my brother.... How far longest time .. It is a good thing u took a break from nairaland .. It is good for someone's mental health........

I will soon take a break too .... I came I saw and conquer ......

Seriously I got serious with life and made something out. Bro we chilling soon and prolly still pick few things about business from you. They will never understand cuz this forum is a way of life for them. Na pearl I dey yarn to.

pope191:
Calm down nah... nah play Bishop deh follow you play

Pope I get the mofo time. Bloody lying bastard, go come here dey flaunt imaginary wealth. Today talk with one mouth, tomorrow still come talk anoda shit. Seriously the guy is a deluded wacko who just come here to spit trap. Nigga am low on IQ but Nigga you spend quantity time of yours here to reply a low IQ. And still banter of rubbish with people that are not as smart as your 5 years old.
Bro get a life mudafucka