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Car TalkRe: Mechanic Roundtable by Blackbishop(op):
Nissan Make Believe

I had a nissan rogue 2008 that I perform regular check and maintenance frequently. It came up with a rattling noise at the first start in the day. Without any underlying issue apart from the rattling noise.

I went on to commence the replacement of the Camshaft gear, after the replacement and coupling it back, the car cranks but won’t start. After further diagnosis it was discovered there was no current on the coil to give sparks to the plugs

Now this is the most interesting part, on a normal car the right solution will be the crankshaft position sensor been faulty, but on nissan it was another issue entirely. Once the camshaft and crankshaft is not synchronised, you won’t get any start.

So I had to reset the timing which made us discover the timing adjuster to be the culprit of the jumping, it was fixed yet the car won’t start and supply current to the Coil. We had to get back down to wiring and it was discover some wiring were partially exposed and we had to run a full and thorough rewiring of the vehicle.

After all was done the car came to life and we were happy and even went ahead to test drive and all was ok until the next day and the vehicle goes back to no spark.After carefully examining it to determine where the issue is coming from After paying huge money to rewires and they don’t give me the right answer I want.

I discover the earth wire in nissan rogue was just the culprit all this time. One thing that actually trigger my curiosity was that the car will crank but won’t start and every other operation works fine. I brought in a battery of 100 amps to to crank and the vehicle came to live once.

Went ahead to run all test and came to the conclusion of the running another earth wire. Which was done getting a thick wire connecting it to the battery negative terminal and screwing it to one bolt on the car body.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 9:26am On Jul 31, 2022
Nissan Make Believe

I had a nissan rogue 2008 that I perform regular check and maintenance frequently. It came up with a rattling noise at the first start in the day. Without any underlying issue apart from the rattling noise.

I went on to commence the replacement of the Camshaft gear, after the replacement and coupling it back, the car cranks but won’t start. After further diagnosis it was discovered there was no current on the coil to give sparks to the plugs

Now this is the most interesting part, on a normal car the right solution will be the crankshaft position sensor been faulty, but on nissan it was another issue entirely. Once the camshaft and crankshaft is not synchronised, you won’t get any start.

So I had to reset the timing which made us discover the timing adjuster to be the culprit of the jumping, it was fixed yet the car won’t start and supply current to the Coil. We had to get back down to wiring and it was discover some wiring were partially exposed and we had to run a full and thorough rewiring of the vehicle.

After all was done the car came to life and we were happy and even went ahead to test drive and all was ok until the next day and the vehicle goes back to no spark.After carefully examining it to determine where the issue is coming from After paying huge money to rewires and they don’t give me the right answer I want.

I discover the earth wire in nissan rogue was just the culprit all this time. One thing that actually trigger my curiosity was that the car will crank but won’t start and every other operation works fine. I brought in a battery of 100 amps to to crank and the vehicle came to live once.

Went ahead to run all test and came to the conclusion of the running another earth wire. Which was done getting a thick wire connecting it to the battery positive terminal and screwing it to one bolt on the car body.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 10:05am On Jul 30, 2022
BAZ001:
This is not nice dru23 is not a nigga… you are insulting him.
He’s an American grin

So he’s Musa Gabrinchiii not pearl ?
Leave poor musa out of this plsssss
Wetin Dru23 and Muse Pearl no go see for una hand
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 10:03am On Jul 30, 2022
shollywendy1:
Thank God. I can see bazoo, Pope, blackbishop, donfortunate, tunlapapa, Felicity, gentle life on the queue of this APCied bishops. Una weldone
I was already seated inside waiting for them to line up and enter to collect wotowoto
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 11:42am On Jul 25, 2022
tojahh:
Please Pope191
Gentlelife50
Donfortune48
7309
Baz001
ThatNiccur


Don't you agree there should be a rerun? As the candidate marked cheated.

Abi Pope191 help me explain how after using his alternate to chop giveaways even as low as 2k, we didn't hear from Gabrinchi cheesy no more.

Felicity001 please help me check am.
Instead of you to send my products na person handle you dey post Upandan. Guy man becareful make I no come lekki come chop my ogunfe
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 10:03pm On Jul 23, 2022
donfortune48:
Oh! I see.

Blackbishop
Black immigrant.
Slave trade.
Servicing...


It makes sense now.
You're doing great....
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 4:27pm On Jul 23, 2022
dru23:
You have stop using your real moniker.. And resorting to your alternative 1 ... You this black smelling grin backpack carrying and wondering the whole of Lagos


You darkness midnight wearing slippers wondering around Lagos aimlessly
Dru who be this again?

Bro I thought you said you ain't coming back to this forum?
Mhen and this forum. I no get energy for negative vibes again.

Shalom to the gbas ghos crew

Car TalkRe: Mechanic Roundtable by Blackbishop(op): 1:59pm On Jul 22, 2022
https://bautomobileng./2022/07/22/car-jerks-while-accelerating/?preview=true

Read more on car issues and don't forget to like and drop comment.

B-Automobile Engineering
Car TalkRe: Mechanic Roundtable by Blackbishop(op): 11:33pm On Jul 12, 2022
Replacing RX 300 transmission system

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 3:15pm On Jul 02, 2022
BAZ001:
Eweeeeehhhhhh
You mean am ?
So all of them get certificatehuh
Our current president no get certificate, another presidential aspirant no go school but did masters abroad.
I know Blackbishop no get 3rd class and donfortune48 hasn’t graduated from medical school.
https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/mtbu.gif
Bazoo my nigga... I no even know say pearl dey give job. Abeg give more details of the job description
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 3:12pm On Jul 02, 2022
IgiveLadiesBj:
He's not accepting 3rd class
You know this na punchline.... and you no direct to one person na everybody you splash on top
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 3:11pm On Jul 02, 2022
[quote author=dru23 post=114314565][/quote]Boss I don't know how long you will continue to reply all mentions. But if you need to reply every mention I fit message you my acct. Number to reply in kindness.

But all said and done trust you doing well, giving shouldn't be forced out of people and no need of left hand knowing what you re doing for the right hand.

In all na sense matter sha.....
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 1:35pm On Jun 24, 2022
BAZ001:
grin

Is Yankee better than Canada ?
Even if Na South Africa I go I will still shout abroad.
However Na cos of mama’s cooking pot I dey fear to share location or call you.
Before I start hearing stories like
When baz001 first got to America
O sé ikini o lu lè
Ò sé keji o lu le
O sé keta o lu le
O tun wa su kun Lori Television America
Then I dru23 came to help him. grin

Bring anybody else in Yankee (mama radautoworks) let me call on video and share location, I will show dem My DL, show dem my car plate and whatever they need but not you. I learn small from Blackbishop n Felicity001.

I mentioned next American rich uncle , you jumped out to say I’m in Canada to protect your position?
È mi lokàn give it to me or I take it grin grin grin

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/trmp1.gif
My Nigga my nigga
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m):
2 Toyota Camry 2003
Readily available and any other brand you care for
Engine and gear all good
AC Is working perfectly.
Buy and drive
@2.650

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 10:10am On May 30, 2022
Nigerian used Toyota Corolla 2005

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 7:06pm On May 21, 2022
deedee44:
Na me get small sense ba? No wahala smiley

Why remove AC and traffic from your analysis, there were cars with AC then even the ones that didn't come with factory fitted AC had it installed here and traffic back then was worse compared to now especially during redeem programs unlike now that they have brought it under control.

165 divided by 3 will never give you 65 unless you're buying fuel @ 195/ltr now. Let's be precise because few kobos can make a big difference.

Now you're using outskirt of Lagos to outskirt of ibadan as your case study, I live in egbeda and I usually go to apete area after sango. Why not use that?

So my dear friend, this time no amount of modification you can make to that your assertion that can make it right. Just admit you're wrong, you never like to do that even when it's clear you're wrong instead you'll be shifting goal post just to appear right grin
Why are you surprise. The guy na Janus. Two face personality. They talk from both side of the mouth
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool FA Cup (5 - 6)pens On 14th May 2022 by Blackbishop(m): 7:31am On May 15, 2022
BAZ001:
You boi don fall hand grin


Useless as in minus 1 in today’s match grin
It’s better to bench him or return him to inter grin


It’s coming from a very black man grin ( black African man) grin how can you have a lukaku on d pitch and won’t make impact until he was substituted... he has gone round big clubs like mourihno but still no impact he will soon fade out.
Bazoo1 you dey here too..... We Liverpool no be anybody mate. Madrid go collect
SportsRe: Sunday Oliseh Slams Klopp: I’m Disappointed In You, Always Respect Your Opponent by Blackbishop(m): 10:53am On May 09, 2022
paulolee:
all coach ave his style n you should respect dt fact bcox all coaches cnt play attacking football or else football would be boring..
coaches like conte, mourinho n simeone av showed us dt u can still score goals while playing defensively n that's nice...
klop should focus more on winning his rest games n pray city drops points, also place more priority on winning the league cup and the UCL because it would be very disgraceful if klopp ends this season trophiless..
So the league cup him collect na wetin. Empty barrel like you makes this forum complete.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 7:03am On May 09, 2022
Felicity0001:
Lol... Guy! When you go buy me my one bottle na... D tin don dey try too much oooh... Besides e don tey we see self watin dey happen can gan self?
I dey my lane
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 11:10am On May 08, 2022
Felicity0001:
DM now bros we need reason make I show you something in blackbishop voicegrin
You sha wan drag me talk. I ain't joining issues with some educated fools again. And some wanna be oluomo.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 3:58am On May 06, 2022
davit:
Guys Lagos Island to Ilesha for 35k, is that a good one? I just drop off.

Cc: Felicity0001
Na you fit answer the question, when you don drop off
RomanceRe: How I Banged Two Sisters At The Same Time! by Blackbishop(m): 2:32pm On Apr 30, 2022
The OP fear of English won't allow him to finish up the lie
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool vs Villarreal UCL (2 - 0) On 27th April 2022 by Blackbishop(m): 10:29pm On Apr 27, 2022
Englishisamust:
Debruyne play?
Foden play?

You played a ruthless athletico and you think say you no go know for body ask Liverpool in 2020? wetin athletico use thier eyes see
Wetin come happen this year with atletico
EducationRe: Should I Sell My Late Mother's House With Her Grave To Fund My Masters In UK? by Blackbishop(m): 8:15am On Apr 27, 2022
As much as we as African are more deep rooted in our cultural belief of not selling such property, and I strongly support but in your situation I have another option for you get a loan and make the house a collateral.

With that its a win win for you and your mum
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 6:13am On Apr 22, 2022
BAZ001:
Wrong mention grin all the people you mentioned up there are not full time ehailing drivers

Pope191: driving part time, get distracted easily by ovens and selling rope for coro boys to hold their booths
Gentlelife50: just drives when he’s bored but we no know him real biz just like donfortune48. They won’t let us rest on this thread
Lush100: not a driver not a partner but he talk pass drivers for here

Felicity001: chief Hoodlum driver the guy Na interstate man dey block his account every 3weeks on all platforms. If he go use ne Acct today give him 2wks dem don block am.

If you want to know full time drivers ask viking07 or kanuisagoat sorry they are part time too.

Abeg we get full time drivers for here grin
Make una help dis man
Baz na craze man you be last last you sha like vauwlence pass me
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (4 - 0) On 19th April 2022 by Blackbishop(m): 9:05pm On Apr 19, 2022
CASTAGNE:
the aba version
You will not alone
Explain yourself by yourself
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (4 - 0) On 19th April 2022 by Blackbishop(m): 8:23pm On Apr 19, 2022
Salah don break him goal drought. Omo Liverpool really doing lords work here
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (4 - 0) On 19th April 2022 by Blackbishop(m): 8:12pm On Apr 19, 2022
YWNA..... The most pitiable team na Man U. You guys have nothing close to Liverpool second team.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Rejected S*x Offer From A Girl Before? (WHY) by Blackbishop(m): 10:54am On Apr 19, 2022
samiabigail:
I salute those men that have got the courage to
reject sex offer, me ‘I can can’t’.


Just show me part of your pant like this, my brain no go
dey reason well again. Little seductive act dey turn me on.


Who do I offend self? undecided


All these articles and stories that we usually read online,
those that always relate to something like “my wife sister
wants to have sex with me, what should I do?” omo if na
me, hmmmm! Make I no talk.


Once again, I throway three gbosa for those of you wey dey
reject sex offer, especially from a sexy lady. Una be the
real MVP, no cap!



Let’s know ourselves, don’t lie



Have You Ever Turned A Girl’s Sex Request Down
Before? WHY
I won't insult you by saying immaturity is still playing a bigger role in your life. Am with someone already and a married woman in my compound is still calling to tell me she is Hot in the middle of the night. If not for principle and thinking with your heart, that mean you will gladly go to the Lady's room that midnight to help her quench her sexual fantasy.

After turning the idiot down I was expecting a remorseful attitude the next day since we will surely see in the compound. Omo this idiot was still sending chats to come to her room by making sure nobody sees me coming. I just jejely waka go my workshop to avoid story that touches.

She dey send me sorry message now that she doesn't understand what cones over her. Still I know reply. Oga na self control be koko
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 10:41am On Apr 19, 2022
samobaba4u:
Bro is there other oil filter apart from the one we always change during service? Please educate me
There is another oil filter inside, that can only be accessed by removing the sump. That will only have issues when you have too much sludge or any other issue in the engine that requires you opening up the sump.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 6:42pm On Apr 18, 2022
komodapson:
grin na you go buy all these components for ladipo?
Yes
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 6:36pm On Apr 18, 2022
pope191:
Am I supposed to run free ad without pay? I've gat bills to pay and oven to look after dear
Pope am disfriending you

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