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Fvck this presidential elections. I want a KING!

southniyikaye:
am not trying to be childish but will do it for clerification sake...

for whose "clerification"?

Lmao wetin person no go see for nairaland??. "How to clean nyash" just kill me already.

*passing by*

Lmfao. Wtf man? *rolling*

Blackett:
Another fool aiming for popularity with a fake profile pic. . . Shame on all you jobless 1diots patrolling nairaland looking for fame.

If you want real fame, achieve something in life and the whole world will know you. Fool.

A thread for ladies only my arsz.

hian! Oga calm down oo

Thinkr:
hin gay brain stil beta pass ur own to think na she be that and say ...hmmm cute. Mumu

if only u could turn this your stupidiity into some intelligence......you'll still be an iidiot tho but at least then u would matter. So if I call a girl "cute" its your problem? Lol nairalanders tho. Her avatar is cute, whether u like it or not. Come back with something better to say man...

*Courtesy Chris Rock*

You don't need no gun control. You know what you need? We need some bullet control. Man, we need to control the bullets, that's right. I think all bullets should cost $5000. $5000 for a bullet. You know why? 'Cause if a bullet costs $5000, there'd be no more innocent bystanders. … Every time someone gets shot, people will be like, "Damn, he must have did something. He put $50,000 worth of bullets in his ass!" Niggers will say "I would blow your fucking head off--if I could afford it! I'm gonna get me another job, I'm gonna start saving some money, and then you're dead man!. You better hope I can't get no bullets on ebay!
There's a lot of racism going on. Who's more racist, black people or white people? It's black people! You know why? Because we hate black people too! Everything white people don't like about black people, black people really don't like about black people ,and there's two sides, there's black people and theres niggas. The niggas have got to go.You can't have shit when you around niggas, you can't have shit. You can't have no big screen TV! You can have it, but you better move it in at 3 in the morning. Paint it white, hope niggas think it's a bassinet. Can't have shit in your house! Why?! Because niggas will break into your house. Niggas that live next door to you break into your house, come over the next day and go, "I heard you got robbed." Nigga, you know you robbed me. You didn't see shiit 'cause you was doing shiit! You can't go see a movie, you know why? 'Cause niggas is shooting at the screen, "This movie's so good I gotta bust a cap in here!" You know the worst thing about niggas? Niggas always want credit for some shit they supposed to do. A nigga will brag about some shit a normal man just does. A nigga will say some shit like, "I take care of my kids." You're supposed to, you dumb motherfucker! What kind of ignorant shiit is that? "I ain't never been to jail!" What do you want, a cookie?! You're not supposed to go to jail, you low-expectation-having motherfucker!

demelza:
Thank Zeus for the ignore button then.

...and you had to tell me you're ignoring me. Genius man. A round of applause.

Owliver:
and you believe? Oh God When will boys have sense *spits on thread**

oh please. What's ur own? Get ur gay arse brain outta here

vizkiz:
we don't want pictures of you taking selfie with a jeep, we wanna see the documents that proves the shii is yours

lol my thoughts exactly

demelza:
Next time dont quote me if my comment was not meant for you.

lol funny man. If u don't want people to quote u, get a diary and write down your shitt there. I can quote and unquote whoever is quotable on here.

labodinho:
I pray the person won't first run away if she hears 80k.Alright bro.

lol alright.

demelza:
I suggested the idea to her and I would be damned if I dont come to enjoy its creation.
Seems you are new here. Go to the dating and meet-up section to see threads like this all over.
Dont give yourself hypertension over nonsense, its all fun.

well that's your bizness. People will comment wherever they want.

Who will be my val?

demelza:
Mr, life is not that serious.
She was bored as you claim and created a thread to have fun, telling everyone to keep off. You should have heeded that instead of coming into where you were not obviously invited.
And what the hell does having worth on an anonymous forum equate to? More money?
Some of you are just so uptight.

and why are u here also? Y didn't u "heed" that and keep the hell off too? Face it the thread is just extremely stupidd. What's more stupidd is telling other people to keep off.

seriousbabe:
Its mine

hmmm cute.

seriousbabe:

I mean your profile picture

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Btw who is nneka? And why did another person have to create a thread for it? Is this an intervention?

seriousbabe:
Nneka123, I am awaiting your apology for attacking and insulting me yesterday

r u the one in that avatar?

labodinho:
#Jaw dropper#...Negotiateable?

yea totally. Whatsapp me 08166431031

Chizzyozi:
cn i gt ur num to

08166431031

mimicue:
How much makama

80k

Kemmiiee:
I want ! Your number please .

08166431031

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so nobody wants to val me. But I'm a good lover.

Lol.

suxxman:
U've sure missed alot..... Download and see for urself.... U won't regret it

yh I know. Been too busy.