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Did u just call Nigeria a democracy? That's a major upgrade. A caricature? maybe but pls refrain from regarding Nigeria as a democracy because it ain't, and no pun intended.

Bro, never ever refer to that one as your fiancee, cmon you ought to be smarter than that. Her actions alone takes your whole ish down to ground zero. Whatever thing you got going just got desecrated. Even at dating level, that her conduct is anathema and here you calling her fianc...? Abeg, you gats move on bro, fact!!!

Not bad effort but some pounds still needs to go off....

Big AMEN to that. The only prayer line that Nigeria requires.

FortifiedCity:


Let us pray for infirmities to visit those who are in government to loot Nigeria's money.

Feel ur pain sis. All Nigerian politicians arent just wicked, they are obnoxiously evil (yes, double barrel).
We shall overcome somehow....

*scratch d zombies sniping at u. Their flippant rejoinders are inconsequential...

Serial48:
I'm 26, and I make well to say I'm a tad smart. What do I have to show for it? Graduation issues because of a not transparent system, managemental bully and oppression, unpublished manuscript and a paltry salary from a primary school teaching job.

And you want me to be sympathetic to my oppressors? The ones whose decisions collectively plunged us into the deep mess we are in?

You want me to be sympathetic to a 25 year old who already has a Masters degree from a foreign university, 2 five star hotels in one of the cosmopolitan cities in Nigeria; the FCT in fact, and one ongoing project in dubai; has fleets of cars and a power bike and NO VIABLE JOB he earns a living on how he actually could amass such wealth at that age.

I didn't give a rat's ass about Tinubu's son.
I wouldn't care if Jonathan was caught in the bomblast that Henry Okah of the defunct militant group confessed he, Jonathan, had a hand in it and paid them for it.
I wouldn't care if Rochas statues collapsed on him and killed him on the spot.
I don't care if a plane crashes into the delta state government house and burns Okowa to death.

Why would I care about any of these people? I don't wish them these things, but if it comes by accident or mishap, well, they had it coming. People who use our collective wealth and resources to live in the affluence they live in at the detriment of every one of us. Missing monies and fund embezzlement is how a 25 year old who has never lifted a pin in his entire life is worth hundreds of millions of dollars in assets.

I'm sorry, but I like to see far. My humanity doesn't come to play in certain given circumstances. There is extremism in humanism too. You can't tell me to spare a serial rapist and a killer's life if caught after years of killing and torturing scores of people. Now, these people may not be directly torturing or killing us, but their actions, inactions, policies and decisions are eating us alive.

I'm not sympathetic to the first family in anyway. I was very vocal and supportive of them in 2015, but that was because of this (image attached). Three years down the line, and we are still here. I get that oppositions are putting up resistance to some success, and the vicious cycle goes on. If Jonathan had won, it would have been the same ball game. Oppositions will try to make the administration fail. We're pawns in their chess game.

I don't care whatever happens to Yusuf Buhari. He is currently having all the media and medical attention that 95% of us will never have. Young men and pregnant women have died because of I'll equipped and inadequate hospitals, or very expensive efficient ones that they couldn't afford.

Hail the slave master you slave. You love your chains, I don't. - Osula

Nice article/ satire. There's serious problem with d mind of the average Nigerian. See them litter the platform here and others, they like "its pdp's fault" "no its apcs". And those mofos who keeps plunging us into unbridled agonies back to back just continue to yinmu on our foolishness.

#unamumuneverdo?

Another bigoted selection. Oh I forgot, southerners are the most kworrupt! Hope it ain't true tho...

Pathetic in my hood as usual. #sad

No basis for comparison. Hey, we talking d ultimate zoo here.

Running204:
U should be ashamed of urself for encouraging such indiscipline. Why don't u guys learn from a more civilized military, like d USA? Na for armless civilians una dey get power,common bokoharam dey make una dey mess up n down.

I think its a bit over d top too. Trump na clown lol

wirinet:
God, this is so childish. So countries should not have divergent opinions at the UN again? Maybe China and Russia should start taking names of countries that do not vote with them and invite those that do to dinners.

Maybe the UN should be scrapped and we should use force instead of diplomacy to resolve problems.

The US is trying to bully the world because it feels it has military might. It is playing a very dangerous game.

Spiting lol...

Don't mind them, lying wizards and morons. Shebi initially, the line was we have enough in stock for next 21 days, and now its story of vessels discharging. I think d real situation was there was a lag in d berthing time for continuous supply which snowballed in this crisis but trust these vampires to bluff their way out in usual style a la lies and propaganda....

hulk616:
Flooded, increased , loading now vessels

This man sef. Wetin bring ur shiidren mata inside our hard knock life under ur clueless govts stewardship? :/

My sincere hope is that she's not accosted by those cursed descendants from fouta jallon in d pursuit of her aspirations.

The "e go better" nonsense some hope upon is a complete fable. I'm over 40 and we've been at that crap since I was like 10. And back then things were 5 times better than it is now. Things will only get worse with d set of numbskulls running our political space....tragic, innit?
I needn't tell you which of d two iv hit btw lol

lawalosky:
if believe Nigeria will be great one day. Hit "Like" if it will not hit "share"

...and thats a huge possibility, with all d sparks in d mid east and US NK interregnum, then we all in deep poo. Even this useless govt. will do nothing but just "hans up". Our only consolation may rest in d about to come dangote ref. Even at that, we may not totally be out of d woods. Nigeria is nothing but a zoo!

ColonelDrake, compliments! E dun tay bro, how ur side? I swear fuel wahala nor reach ur side. Our beautiful kontiri never disappoints wahali lol. Meanwhile Jah bless this woman, serving d warts hot as usual....

Where r all d mumus from both sides of d divide, oya come and listen to some words of wisdom. Phools!

Lost faith in d Guy long time ago. He's been compromised if at all he had any iota of Integrity in d first place.

Integrity my behind....

Lost faith in d Guy long time ago. He's been compromised if at all he had any iota of Integrity in d first place.

Integrity my behind....

Very safe...I played 1&ov1.5

sorextee:
Abeg which time be ManU match?
If I give barca 1.5, is it safe?

Stupid people. Always huffing and puffing. Which of the simplest of banking rules have you been able to police? Are you gonna set up a special unit to start monitoring abusers of ur useless notes? Ndiara!

All this excellency nonsense for gangs of reprobates without any iota of discipline, self respect and integrity....smh

Nobody wants criminals on rampage but that wont excuse the nonsense perpetrated by the unit. Its up to the police to find a lasting solution to the complications here by either restructuring and reorganizing their modus op or rebranding them.

fuckerstard:
Una sha wan end sars, con put criminals back on the street.

I dey watch una, fight against brutality instead. Na online una dey shout endsars , make una do protest now.

Awon olodo!


Simple fix for these SARs shiit, the IG can create a monitoring team that would work in all states to put these guys in check. If they know what undercover means, it would help them to see the brutality first hand and nab those bad copx.

Even if they manage to make such move, it won't work because those monitoring are also policemen and needs fast cash. We can't enforce laws.

Maybe there is but that doesnt take away the fact your unit has been brutally compromised. Just take a look at all the outburst around.

Nice one op

A Mr Nobody writing nonsense. You must be either a direct or indirect beneficiary of their crininalities. Nonsense thread!

My brother, theres nothing good about the news. Authority figures are experts in dishing out orders, and their subjects are also very good at ignoring/ disobeying them. So...?

nan1:
Good News that is the power of social media

I see a complete lack of empathy and sympathy in peoples comments. I guess that's to be expected. Maybe this will strike a little sense of reasoning within their ranks and jolt them a bit to the realities facing the common folks.

Very useless and irresponsible bunch of plonkers.