₦airaland Forum

Chikita66:
Who is she and what does she do for a living?

Haaaa! You and sekxy ehn... Smh

That's how I came across my in-law too, egbon was forming single man. Men ehn! Fear them.

OceanmorganTrix:
so, na only pikin d legit to beat abi

Yeah, that's your child and there should be a limit to the spankings which eventually ends at a certain age sef.

Doesn't it sound absurd to your hearing? Beating up a grown up? You get sister like this?

OrestesDante:




∆ Sometimes ∆

Beat me and say buhbye to your deek!

Elparaiso:
You're both depositing money, right?

Of course!

OceanmorganTrix:
not all wife
just the nagging type

So, beating her up is the solution. Na your pikin?

He doesn't have to, we'll run a joint account...

shumuel:
9. That look, when you were about to eat the meat, then suddenly you were told it was not meant for you.

Longest rope

shumuel:
6. How you react when the host of the party knows only you by name,, ''Yes Lord, my case is different''

Biafrabushboy

Mike Bush of laive

See as he concentrate like let us pray...

decatalyst:
The way your react when a lady beside you calls a name that sounds like your bf's own on the phone when your are about to eat something.

Patiently trying to listen

Spot on! And lady is pretty.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
And the sauce?

Lol. I have no idea

There's stock fish too

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Check out my profile and guess the dish.... Winner gets a credit alert instantly.

Rice, shrimps and smoked fish

ubunja:
so once a guy upgrades his woman's future he must also work on his.mhmm
i agree.sense is there

Of course! It's what any right thinking person will do. Male or female, you shouldn't invest in anyone while playing ping pong with your own life...

Ode

Gbam!

Shayneward1:
Good news, she raised nairaland's I.Q a little bit by deactivating.

Mumu

HungerBAD:
I agree with everything you wrote except

1. Ask questions

You are not serious. Ask a girl if something is wrong?that simple question will in one way or the other remove money from your bank account,and the more you ask questions, the more you give.

Just pretend as if you are watching the Chelsea game, even if your television is on CNN, when you notice she has started with the WORRIED FACE format.

She will be alright.

Ahnahn! She might have more pressing issue to talk about na.

Blackfire:
Try that with a yoruba father....


Try that with an igbo mother...


Try that with an hausa father...


I love me my african parents

Blackfyre?

makydebbie:
Talk to me hun.
Even looking at my boss, and I'm seriously angry. Let's talk over there.

I sent VNs already.

makydebbie:
Just there babe, resumed today.

Low turnout so I wasn't stressed as usual. You guys have resumed too right?

Yeah, yesterday. And I'm so pissed at so many things... LOL

hammer2010:
Lol.

That is absolutely untrue. He had personal reasons for his preference

Lol. That's okay, we all have our preferences.

makydebbie:
The op or the one I quoted?

Lol. Both of them.

How're you, hun?

makydebbie:
Lol, I'm not.


Lol, the only one I know of is Blackhawk03.

Dude is a triblist.

Mstcheeeeew... First was you borrowing money to school abroad. Now, you washed dead bodies, you must be a terrible liar. Mumu head

ubunja:
lmfaooo
threads from men on relationships are about adding to the burden by seeking men to attain a higher standard.eg real men build their women,act mature blah blah blah.
while threads from women on relationships are about lightening as much as possible the load of responsibilities on their shoulders eg wives dont have to cook anymore etc etc. its so hillarious

Menist!

Op, you've written well jawe.

Someone's father!

ReinaFarine:
Baby, don't say that...

There are plenty of women that will run out of the house only to be chased back by their myopic family members because:

- I did not give birth to a divorcee
- Are you the first person to receive beating from the husband?
- It is your fault, when you will not learn how to talk to a man
- Go and learn how to calm him down. Shebi he had parents, did he kill them?
-God hates divorce
- Pray in faith and God will change him.

I don't know of this woman's case oh! But I know the various ways the society stylishly supports abuse against women.

Then, such women don't have any business getting married in the first place. Don't they have minds of their own? Why in God's name would you let some yeye family members shorten your life by asking you to keep living with an animal?

Imerson:
She will not stop to wag her mouth, you see people hates when women talks bla bla bla........ Ngozi learn a lesson

Sir, are you okay?

Girls! Ladies! Women! Do we have to keep reading this BS always? What the fvck happened to walking outta that sickening marriage? A man hits you and you stay back hoping he changes or you're staying there for your kids... Is it your ghost that will take care of the kids now that he's finally sent you to an early grave?


Some news just get me angry. Mstcheeeeew...

greiboy:
i was only joking. of course, I know you are joking too, before someone save this chat to troll us in the future

Lol. Do I care?

greiboy:
if you want to deal? I am game, you dig

When I need a personal experience, I'll give you a call.

unapapadeycraze:
most of them not me na. Just for the fun of it. Let's pick a date, no time.

Nope