₦airaland Forum

Normality:
Tell us what we don't know.

Summary of this long epistle is.

Abokees doing bureau Du change that seized and hoarded dollars plus their brothers in high places hoarding dollars are bringing them out.

Their brother have won so dollar bills will start surfacing and naira will fall back to normal exchange rate.

Jonah. dem use u play ball abeg, if no be u wey share some dollars give people, dollar for dey N300 to $1.

Vivly:
I swear to Drunk I'm not God.
Okay.

Orijin101:

when everything seems cool, you have rest of mind, and you feel as if you have the world in your hands, the devil will jez come and give you a girlfriend/wife, then everything runs >;(

#tEaMbAnGbAbYmAmAs

MzNelly:
Yeah....I'm never gon' get married.

And I'm cool with that.

Mynd44:
Yup...I will die single.

MoneyGreen:
Bros you be Obalende person.. Abeg you one guy dey call Skull?

LogoDWhiz:
Okay.
Firstly, I'm not. In Lagos.
I'm not also in d location u mentioned in d OP. Posting pictures from my location contradicts d OP.
Also, where I am, Curfew is declared and there is no celebration for now.

And lastly, I don't think I have a genuine reason to be celebrating or be part of those celebrating!

Have fun. And please be careful!

stevecantrell:
This is Obalende, any pix from Bourdillon ?

barcanista:
The election 2015 has been won and lost.

God Bless Us All
#Barcanista

Barcanista, you remind of one Islamic handis that said- " some people will work the type of work of the people of heaven until the distance between them and entry into it(heaven) is less than a finger stretch and, they will work a kind of work of people of hell and then enter it(Hell).

Sorry barca the victory is ours to celebrate
And, I think you should know ' barce won't also win the Champion league.

LogoDWhiz:
Okay.

Update.
And when u do, mention the mods

LogoDWhiz:
No picture

Odunharry:
CAN WE GIVE JEGA 100LIKES?
I JUST LOVE THE ANSWER HE GAVE AND THE WAY HE COMPOSED HIMSELF..

IbnSultaan:
#PDP agent after loosing their PU to APC Obiagelli. Omenka. MzJackBaueress

thaoriginator:
Yeah, it's a freestyle fi di new style

All progressive always be high, don't ask me why

We be chasing bad leaders out plus old thieves

Anybody that get on the way will get a cold teeth

E don tey wey we dey hustle on dis bold streets

We dey hold heats, so you already know how the flows be

Thunder fiyah anybody mama wey oppose me!

thaoriginator:
FFKis a fool, FTC sh'it is cool

GMB is to rule, PEJ back to school

GEJ must to loose, he's with no clue

Sh'it it's true, what he do?

It ain't nutin new

Collynzo419:
sai baba

1.Aisha

2.Buhari arriving at the voting center

Today is the day that Nigerians elect General Muhammadu Buhari as the next President of Nigeria

#changeishere

Boland:
I won't buy it for any reason even if I'm Bill Gate...

That's too expensive for just a wrist watch, unless it can tell me the time the trumpet will sound....

AutosBay:
Advice on how to approach potholes

The following tips below would help you if you’re driving through roads with potholes:

Always keep your eyes opened – If you’re on the driving seat it’s your responsibility to keep  yourself and your car safe by looking out for potholes on the road and keeping your speed in check, most especially in wet weather when deep potholes may be filled with water.
Keep your distance – There should always be plenty of distance between your car and the vehicle in front so that you can spot the potholes on time and avoid them.
Always be at alert – You must always be aware of events happening around you like traffic or pedestrians on the road when driving before trying to avoid a pothole by changing lanes or going off the road.
Be cautious of your speed – Hitting a pothole at a high speed can be very dangerous and can cause serious damage to the vehicle and sometimes very uncomfortable for the passengers.
Avoid braking needless – When driving over a pothole try not to apply your brakes because when you apply sharp brakes to your vehicle, it tilts forward placing more stress on your front suspension.
Take on potholes with care – When driving over a pothole you should allow the wheel of your vehicle roll freely into the hole.
Handle your steering wheel correctly – When driving through a road with potholes make sure you handle your steering well because you can lose control of your vehicle if you fail to do so.
Think safety first – Always choose safety first even if you wish to inspect if your vehicle after bumping into potholes, please make sure to stop at a safe place.
Get your vehicle checked out – If you suspect that your car has sustained any damage when you encountered a pothole, it is advisable to let your mechanic check it out and tell him/her to look for other issues too.
Check the pressure of your tire regularly – Checking your tire pressure regularly is very important in defending your vehicle and yourself against potholes. Always make sure you have the right tire pressure in your tires at all times. Check the vehicle handbook for the manufacturers recommend tire for your vehicle and insist on that the next time you visit the vulcanizer.

http://www.carmudi.com.ng/journal/dangers-of-potholes-and-how-to-handle-it/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=NG_journal&utm_content=howtohandleandavoidportholes&utm_term=20150325

RickRichards:
Osinbajo.

My fellow nairalanders, I have a confession to make: I.....don't....have a..........PVC. I know I've done wrong, and that's why I'm offering my arse for public caning. I deserve it.
Wait o...No gays allowed! Thank you, and happy caning.

*takes a deep breath*
I'm ready.

oremusanctus:
Islam!