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so funny, I forgot to laugh.





00:47:05
Thu, Apr 16, 2015

Fall off kulikuli tree







00:43:01
Thu, Apr 16, 2015

it is not possible for any human to be totally independent.
Get use to it.




00:41:03
Thu, Apr 16, 2015

Demmzy15:
Dear Nlders,

Please can you help me in acquiring martial arts skills by telling me some AUTHENTIC places I can go in Abuja. I live in Abuja, I really want to learn but I haven't gotten anywhere. I have downloaded books and some videos but learning is poor.

I need this because I'm bullied by some guys I got in trouble with. I was implicated, please guys!

I can teach you krav maga but I'm in Manhattan.
Sorry





00:30:35
Thu, Apr 16, 2015

00:23:19
Thu, Apr 16, 2015

Fairgodwin:
I have been observing your comments lately sir, especially when you quote people - very rude and very uncouth.

I didn't mean to sound rude, I just always tell the truth, I hear they say it is BITTER.
Don't feel bad. Just try to make sense out of my comments.



00:22:47
Thu, Apr 16, 2015

Ok.




00:16:36
Thu, Apr 16, 2015

Fairgodwin:
Imagine! Just imagine! Even when you think South Africa is far ahead of the rest of Africa in terms of development and 'westernization' then all of a sudden you get to see this; pathetic I must say!
South Africa, a country that is supposed to be a model of some sort for the rest of Africa, suddenly gets to disappoint you on such a large scale. EPIC DISAPPOINTMENT!
You see why we're still this stagnant and backward in Africa? Because we all have the same mindset and or mentality; we are all still Africa and Africans after all: this is so much of the why the rest of the world never takes us too seriously, after all.
If South Africa, the country the rest of the world looks up to as the model for Africa (in terms of advancement, development and, westernisation) could do this, such barbaric and inhuman act, then I fear for the rest of Africa, especially West Africa, and more importantly, Nigeria! It's quite a shame! And all I can do right now is just, SMH!

you are very unwise with your words. So westernization is the latest emblem for humane behavior?
Downgrade your phone and upgrade your brains.



00:10:04
Thu, Apr 16, 2015

Skillfullulu:
I don't believe this, but with this kinda burn there is nothing that could b done.

Yes, nothing could be done but to stand aside and laugh.
It's like you brain is on holiday.




00:02:01
Thu, Apr 16, 2015

doris4u:
I don't see anything wrong wit settling wit a guy staying in a self con as far as there is love,u might not know wat d future will be.I know of a couple dat started living in just one room, few yes after d man won a lottery and they are in d USA for over 10 yes now.

I'll never advice anybody to marry someone who depends on lottery.





23:56:06
Wed, Apr 15, 2015

mirexxx:
brb.....I'm coming back to give a fvck!

Please don't come back, I don't take a FVCK




23:48:02

Wed, Apr 15, 2015

MzNelly:
Lmao

With the way you described it, hell no!

you see dear, life is weird.
Anything can happen anytime.
I have seen someone who live under a bridge and now he is billionaire.
And I have also seen someone who is rich, and now lives in a slum.


I don't want to talk much but, I Hope you got me deep.






23:44:08
Wed, Apr 15, 2015

mirexxx:
No i won't

You won't?
Don't blame me if I change my mind after my bungalow is completed.







23:34:49
Wed, Apr 15, 2015

MzNelly:
Wait, what's a self contain?

A self-contain is a petition usually made with a pali(carton), tire and, any other thing you can find around. It is normally situated under the bridge or in a slums.
But as someone above has said "self contain is levels by levels.
Now will you marry your love and, live with him in a self contain?




23:30:42
Wed, Apr 15, 2015

SlimBrawnie:
Proudly born again and so romantic;only to my husband sha.... The guy go enjoy me wella. Spirituality shouldn't act as an impediment to your love life.

see your mouth like born again. With all that Brazilian hair you carry put for head. I guess your BORN AGAIN sef na brazilian.

Yeye is smelling





23:16:13
Wed, Apr 15, 2015

I've already read all the books here on NL, waiting for the next volume.




23:13:16
Wed, Apr 15, 2015

you see dear, everything in life is quo pro quo.

Go get yourself another husband too.
I can even help recommend people, you know.
Since you said you've been married for over 20 years, I'll assume you're 40+ now. And as you have pointed out that you pus#sy is well maintained, good. There should be some people who shouldn't have problem tearing it further.





22:47:10
Wed, Apr 15, 2015

I chose to have no thought. That is MY secret to longevity.




22:40:39
Wed, Apr 15, 2015

21:33:15
Wed, Apr 15, 2015

Caseless:
I won't even sit to watch porn where my mum could run into me or see me.



The kid must have been watching the moni in the sitting-room, if not, why didn't he lock the door?

the guy is a mumu. What if His mum is following him on twitter.







21:24:15
Wed, Apr 15, 2015

kennygee:
We are slowing becoming barbarians since they can't trust the justice system.

Shame.

FIXED




@OP. Minus on retard officer.






19:52:06
Wed, Apr 15, 2015

Mogidi:
I disagree with this position, the president has too much powers, devolution of power is my mantra.

everything is devalued. Naira, petrol, GARRI, KUKULI, has all devalued, I think the president power too should devalue.







19:40:17
Wed, Apr 15, 2015

On behalp of this land I donate all Nlders. For him and his ilks to be buried in

[quote author=.][/quote]18:10:19
Wed, Apr 15, 2015

[/b] The recent politicking has taught us that "if not even more, the ibos are politically backward than any other tribe in Nigeria.

NICE CORPSE.[/b]




17:49:49
Wed, Apr 15, 2015

source










17:38:12

Wed, Apr 15, 2015

pentag0nal:
I have heard a lot that women never forget the first man to have sex with them, that no matter the man in their life presently and how much they love him, they can never forget the man that disvirgined them. Like there is just this thing that will always be there between the two of them and that a lady can never forget him.

People in the house, please is this true that no matter how a lady love you now, there is this special thing about the man that disvirgins them that they can never let go.

Mature comments please.

But this is not peculiar to MEN..









14:31:59
Wed, Apr 15, 2015

Riodiao:
SOMEBODY WEY GET ONLY FIRST SCHOOL LEAVING CERTIFICATE WIN GOVERNORSHIP FOR KATSINA. WHY MILITANT WEY GET SSCE NO GO BECOME HSA MEMBER

You guys claimed the Northerners are barkward and primitive, but when things, as such, comes up, you start comparing yourselves with the very same Northerner.
IRONY







13:52:08
Wed, Apr 15, 2015

kennygee:
E bad if you name your pikin like that?

Why is it bad?





13:25:59
Wed, Apr 15, 2015

kennygee:
I want Triplets, they will be named Jazmine Oluwademilade, Jayden OluwaShemilore and Jayson Oluwatimilehin.

I recommend.
OluwaBuharimi, Oluwabuharitide.







12:26:23
Wed, Apr 15, 2015

Wisdomkosi:
always read too because that's what I saw and heard on news too

Actually I read it from your post.

Wisdomkosi post=.:
Its rainy season can be classified as May/June to
October and the river fishing season in Khao Sok
National Park is influenced by the monsoon winds from both the Indian and Pacific Ocean.

Mosoon is a sea storm.






07:45:03
Wed, Apr 15, 2015

HE IS ALSO A GOOD DANCER.




07:30:18
Wed, Apr 15, 2015