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dry joke

Inked_Nerd:
Thanks. I finally took a look at some of the stuff in the section. Seems a lot calmer than the romance section.

Like we discussed - Hopefully u will be able to keep up with the demand for more jokes

Welcome

larayat:
A disapointed salesman of coca-cola returns frm his middle east assingment.a frnd asked,"why werent u successful wit d arabs'd .salesman explained, wen i got posted in d middle east,i was very confident dat i will make a good sales pitch as coca-cola is knwn vitually every where der,but i had a problem,i culdnt speak arabic.so i pland to convey d messaga tru 3 posters
first poster,a man crawlin tru hot desert sand, totaly exhusted and panting
second poster,d man is drinking our coca-cola and
third,our man is nw totally refreshed.

den dis posters were pasted all over d place .
that shud av worked said d frnd.d sales man replied "well not only did i speak arabic.i also didnt realise dat arabs read frm right to left.

rubbish - doesn't make sense

larayat:
while visitin one of my uncle,i noticed dat he had replaced his t.v set with a smaller one.thinking dat perhaps d larger set has broken down,i asked y d small one was der
he replied;oh,'av decided 2 watch less t.v'.

alright small

bibs:
There was an old country preacher who had a teenage son. He was so concerned
about what his son will become in future so he decided to try an experiment.
What he did was, he went into the boy's room and placed on his study table
these three objects: a Bible, a silver dollar, and a bottle of whiskey. He decided
to hide behind the door thinking if the son picks up the Bible, he's going to be
a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be! If he picks up the dollar,
he's going to be a businessman, and that would be o.k. too. But if he picks up
the bottle, he's going to be a drunkard - a no-good drunkard and Lord, what a
shame that would be.
Soon the son returned from school, dropped his books on the bed and spotted the
stuffs, he walked over to inspect them. What he finally did was, he picked up the Bible
and placed it under his arm. He picked up the silver dollar and dropped it into his
pocket. He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink,
"Lord have mercy," the old man whispered, "He's gonna be a politician!"

more rubbish

skyndyp:
Dopsy sorry o We are testing our brains on your thread

Hey love - u no see my text  - abeg leave that dupsy  - Dupsy your thread go die soon if we leave

dupsy_tosh:
@blakky n skyny
BIA, y are you two always playing loovey dovey on my thread. y not create a special thread for dat. E sora yin o

Ki lo de abeg - we dey spice am for u or else it will just die

skyndyp:
u sure? did u see the joke up there? hope it got u thinking hard

Abeg those question not fit test my hardness  -  [size=4pt]are  u on yim[/size]

skyndyp:
hi blackie

Hey wassup - i no like as u dey hide from me - missed you abeg

snthesis:
how do i convince dis dude, dat he is dumb without offending him

send him a hamper with a note attached saying " I am dumb but need to fix up"

Yawns

Ok because of u I will Change my mind soon

bibs:
blacksta with black bele

lol - this better the poster 's joke

see babe sharing formula in progress - abeg leave crumbs for some of us 

larayat:
yeah,dats moi guy.l

who, me?

Efemena_xy:
you chop bone wiff ya teeth??

wetin happen to the remaining 31?

it fell off laughing at this joke

larayat:
u mean, all of d 32.

32 - 31

i hope say no be  me
get bad belle  -



if a joke is funny i would say so

ok i can my mind - i laugh with one tooth

larayat:
HABA.blacky

what ?

u want me give u fake props when your joke is rubbish

rubbish joke

which part u no understand

wassup up people