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How many times are we gonna answer this question here? Anyway, we don't need dreams anymore, we need reality and possibility.

^^^Abi ooo. Even census is not ''free and fair'' not to talk of election.

Could it be that those pastors are praying behind the scenes for the Nigerian situation to get worse so they can attract more members and grow their congregation/bank accounts? lol. Anyway, I think the Aboki spirit of violence will be very useful if channelled to the right direction; which is towards the incompetent government. Maybe someone has to draw a cartoon showing our politicians beating up prophet mohammad.

Religion has taken away our senses rather than restoring it. It has made Nigerians to keep hoping for a divine intervention which is never forthcoming.

Abeg you guys should stay back wherever you are. The lesser the population of Naija, the better.

Despite the fact that Nigerians suffer untold hardships, it appears they are not bothered much about their condition. It looks like they are comfortable with the status quo. They depend on the ideology of adaptation; even when the situation deteroriates to critical levels. The reason behind my statement is due to my belief that the NONSENSE Nigerians tolerate from their rulers cannot be tolerated in most countries outside. Taking Tunisia as the latest case, the arab country was dissatisfied with the fact that the old incompetent politicans were still in charge of government, and this has lead to severe protests and stike action raging on for days now, and these angry protests seems to be paying off. But Nigerians who are facing a similar problem of recycled leaders have chosen to sit back and watch from the scums. Besides what the Tunisians are violently protesting is a lesser problem when compared with the high incidence of corruption and selfishness on the part of Nigeria's ruling class. In other words, if Nigerians can't protest corrupt leadership, how then will they protest the recycling of old incompetent leaders?


Now taking the comparison to europe and else where, I expect most of us to remember the recent violent protests in greece due to economic issues. But greece has a better economy than Nigeria, and Nigerians are still quiet over the shambled state of their economy. Also consider the violent protests which took place in Iran last year as a result of the rigged elections, but Nigerians tolerated a rigged presidential election conducted in 2007. In Japan last year, I don't recall how many times the prime minister was changed. In fact the prime ministers had to resign themselves cos they know what to expect from the Japanese public when they sit tight while their performance is low. But in Nigeria, Bad leaders will sit tight for 10 years and not a single person appears on streets. In America, I don't think the situation has to get 2% as bad as Nigeria's situation before the American public will furiously burst out to the streets.


It's quite a pity that Nigerians are tolerating what the rest of the world wouldn't. If our consistent voices on the streets will make an impact, why relax rather than confront? But, OOOPS!!! I just remembered something, and that's the attitude of the kind of police and army we have. With our kind of security personnels, If 100 million Nigerians match to the streets violently, I guess only 1000 may return home alive. I now understand the fears of Nigerians. Is that the excuse? I think the Nigerian masses are bigger arss holes themselves than the leaders they condem cos they have been spectators watching ugly events unfold.


WAKE UP O COMPATRIOTS!

Why the noise about the closure of schools for just 3 weeks? Three weeks is not too long please!! Let them wait small. School no dey run.

People believe that the devil is responsible for everything going wrong in this world, and also say that there is a spiritual battle going on between God and Satan. Therefore my question is,

if God actually has supreme power over Satan why hasn't he crushed the devil a long time ago and make the world a better place?

If actually he is intentionally allowing the devil to destroy humans, why should he do that? Are humans beings used as scumbag tools to achieve a hidden agenda and later discarded?

Secondly, doesn't it sound absurd and a mismatch that an ALL POWERFUL God is fighting a POWERLESS Satan for ages now? Is there something we haven't unraveled yet about God and Satan?

Pastors and scholars in the house should enlighten me please.

The joke am about to share with you guys is the [size=20pt]best[/size] I have ever read in my life. In fact I give it a 100%, and the creator deserves 100 rounds of applause for such a fantastic construction in the joke. Probably some of you may have seen it. It goes bellow:



[b]The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate
father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to
arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be
here soon" Half an hour later, just by chance a door-to-door baby
photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

"Good morning, madam. I've come to, "
"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.
"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good. I've made a speciality of
babies"
"That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat"

After a moment, she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the
couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is
fun too; you can really spread out!"
"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me"
"Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But, if we
try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven different
angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results"
"My, that's a lot of, " gasped Mrs. Smith.
"Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in
and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure"
"Don't I know it," Mrs. Smith said quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his
baby pictures.
"This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London"
"Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.
"And these twins turned out exceptionally well, when you consider their
mother was so difficult to work with"
"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.
"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job
done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get
a good look"
"Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement.
"Yes," the photographer said, "And for more than three hours too. The
mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate.
Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the
squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in."
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean squirrels actually chewed on your,
um, equipment?"
"That's right. Well, madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so we
can get to work."
"Tripod??"
"Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for
me to hold for very long. Madam? Madam? , Good Lord, she's
fainted!!"[/b]



Posters in the house, I would like to see your most favorite joke. It doesn't matter if people have read it before or not.

Yes of cousre!!! He is the MESS HEIGHER.

You guys should not forget the dark powerful forces behind the scenes influencing the president's decision. Non compliance with the demands of these dark powerful forces can likely ruin the president's political life.


Anyway, is spending 350 billion on education all it takes to make at least 80% of students pass their exams? If some measures are not taken, spending that cash on education can be a big waste. But all the same, Nigerian education needs serious money.

^^^***sighs loudly*** What a big IDIOTT!!! Its obvious you have nothing tangible to say. person!!! Must you say something?! Don't expect any futher replies to your STUPIDITY.

OAMJ. So you still depend on your useless and heavily FLAWED IQ test results eeh? Ok. Using your trash IQ test too, kindly provide a link to a documentented research that shows that women believe that only 25% of the population are intelligent people. And also shows that 25% of these so called intelligent people have a BIG advantage over the remaining 75% people of the world. And also shows that all the 25% of these people are living comfortably and happily. Like I told you earlier, so a man has to present his IQ test result showing that he belongs to 25% intelligent people before a lady plants a kiss on his cheeks eeh? AN INTELLIGENT MAN IS NOT NECESSARILY ONE WHO HAS AN IQ SCORE OF 1000. GET THAT TO YOUR HEAD!!!. The difference between the men with the highest IQ score and the average is HARDLY noticable in real life. It only exists on paper!!! And besides FLAWED!!! Some women looking for intelligent men have ended up marring men with IQ scores of 70 without noticing it. I repeat again, there talk of intelligent man was irrelevant!!! MANY MEN ARE INTELLIGENT TO A SATISFACTORY STANDARD FOR THE LADIES.


Which errors did I admit? But am glad you still said ''errors'' cos intelligent men still make errors.



@SAGAMORON. Goat head!!! You still resort to covering your arse with those rubbish eeh? And am asking again, APART FROM THE USELESS INTELLIGENCE GAP EXISTING ON THE FLAWED IQ TEST RESULT PAPER AND THE PAGES OF NAIRALAND, WHAT EVIDENCE IN REAL LIFE SITUATIONS HAS PROVEN THAT YOUR WIDE INTELLIGENCE GAP GIVES YOU A MIGHTY BIG EDGE OVER THE REST "DUMB" HUMANS?

Concerning what you said about my girlfriend, my girlfriend is hot like fire. She is independent and a mini celeb for that matter. A lot of men were running after her, but a ''dumb'' person like me won her heart even without showcasing wealth. What happened? How did a ''dumb'' person like me win her? Eeeh?
Pls you jobbless guys should stop distracting my life cos when I decide to quit this and focus on my life, you come up with useless statements like ''I have ran away'' It's time to draw the curtain please. I wish I had time like you guys to perpetuate this sh1t. In spite of my stressful outdoor activites my brain is still on course battling two "SUPER INTELLIGENT" heads combined together.

^^^Another garbage!!! I HAVE A BUSY LIFE PLEASE!!! Don't expect me to keep replying your nonesense. The obvious truth is, THE LADIES DO NOT NEED STUPIDLY FAKE PUNK ARSE INTELLIGENT FOLKS LIKE YOU AND YOUR BROTHER SAGAMORON BEFORE THEY REALIZE THAT THEY HAVE MET AN INTELLIGENT MAN. The ladies talk of intelligent men was unecessary cos INTELLIGENT MEN ARE VERY MANY AND EASY TO GET. Nonsense. Am tired. You combined heads with sagamoron and still unable to ''SHRED'' me. Shame!!!

SAGAMORON, Just shut the furck up!!!. I knew I made a mistake saying ALL HUMAN BEINGS, but when I remembered that some few humans are suffering from a disability, I corrected myself early enough before you thought of it. Go to my previous replies above OMAJ's IQ nonsense and see when I said MAJORITY.


The rubbish you were saying that some humans are below average and above bla bla bla was totally unecessary because I already said earlier on that I believe that some human's are smarter than the others. Check my previous posts if you don't remember.

Back to your foolish claims of WIDE INTELLIGENCE GAP, the question for you is, HOW MUCH ADVANTAGE HAS YOUR STUPIDD SUPERIOR INTELLIGENCE GIVEN YOU OVER THE OTHERS? WHAT DIFFERENCE HAS YOUR WIDE SUPERIOR INTELLIGENCE GAP MADE IN THIS WORLD SO FAR? If actually you are INCREDIBLY intelligent than the others you wouldn't have been jobbless in this site by now cos you should be busy doing something very serious. I would have heard your name by now as a great achiever, BUT NOTHING!!! Ok. I am a vegetable. ACCEPTED!!! But I have a nice Job, I perform my duties excellently well, I make good money, I have a beautiful and very educated girlfriend who was also looking for an intelligent man before I met her. And I live happily. But what about you? What have you got? and what have you achieved so far to prove that your stupidd superior intelligence is so relevant? Is your fake and useless superior wide intelligence still necessary?


Listen fool, I have a busy life outside this site. That's why I find it hard replying your nonsense, and that's also why am on mobile. I am not a jobless idiot like you without a life who can sit day long with a PC sending useless messsges on Nairaland. . person.

@OAMJ, HA HA HA HA!!! see IQ test result. Crazy!!! So you rely on IQ tests eeeh? I don't want to explain the FLAWS behind the so-called IQ test cos it's off topic. Anyway, back to the early start, before the ladies find their intelligent man he must present his IQ test result rignt? Even the FLAWED IQ test still shows that MAJORITY of humans are intelligent to an ALMOST equal level like I stated before.

@SAGAMORON. Your attempts are only to cover your arse. I don't need to reply the rubbish you said there. Stupidd thing!!

SAGAMORON, DAMN!!! And I exclaim again, DAMMN!!! Like I said before, the degree of your retardness keeps drawing me back into this thread cos they are so disastrous. Am still startled so much to hear people say you are intelligent. That's really the opposite man!!! STOP LISTENING TO THEM!!! THEY ARE FOOLING YOU!!!


Read my previous messages again, I have been stressing that there are few people suffering from a disability who are not able to think properly. Fooool!! Why are you repeating me? Majority of we NORMAL humans are intelligent in a NEAR equal level. I am not saying perfectly equal. Am saying NEAR cos the differences are hard to notice when considering a wide range of activites and factors. Hope your dumb head gets the difference.


Secondly let me quote the rubbish you said; ''Intelligence is the art of reasoning and thinking and not a field''
My friend shut the retard brain up!!! Who told you that Majority of we humans don't think and reason? EXCUSE ME!!! And wait a minute, are you now saying that Idia Amin's case is now greed and selfishness and no more a case of unintelligence? Are you not the same fool who said that the world would be a better place without unintelligent people like Idia Amin? OMG!!!! What a huge contradiction as a result of extreme retardness. OH SH1T!!! I now see why People say you are intelligent, and that's because you are good at covering your weak losing arse always.

@bobajo. I came back to this thread only just because of you, cos am through with sagamoron. I don't think sagamoron and some folks here know the cardinal piont of this dispute. In case they don't know, let me remind us.

Sagamoron and I share the belief that some humans are smarter than the others, but the bone of contention is that Sagamoron thinks that some people like him are LIGHT YEARS FAR MORE INTELLIGENT THAN THE OTHERS, and also thinks that intelligent men are HARD to find, but my opinion is that such wide gap doesn't exist, a lot of people are intelligent, the difference is only little by the time you test intelligence with a wide range of different activites. A man may fail and look like a big dumbo in one aspect, but by the time he defeats everyone in a different aspect, he would no longer be called a big dumbo. The example you gave about madorff and the rest explains it all. Madorff may have lacked the moral intelligence, but he still had the intelligence to scam a lot of people. Idi Amin may also lack the moral intelligence, but he still had the intelligence which enabled him to out-smart folks and grab power. So why should a fool like sagamoron burst out and claim that he is INCREDIBLY more intelligent than Madorff and Idi Amin simply because they failed the moral test?


You guys have totally corrupted sagamite by proclaiming him MR. INTELLIGENT when he is definitely not. WHO DA HELL IS SAGAMITE?! Consider what he said about Idia Amin, its a total shame and a big disgrace that a self-acclaimed super intelligent man can BLUNDER to that extent. You guys praising him has made his head so swollen that he has lost his sanity. Am glad you said ''HE WILL SHRED ME'' rather than HE HAS SHREDDED ME, which means he is yet to do it. So my question is, what is he waiting for since this contest began days ago? The fact is HE HAS SIMPLY LOST. Whatever furcking intelligence you guys think he has may only exist in nairaland cos when he goes out to the outside world to do something different, he may end up screwing up BIG TIME!!!
Intelligent sagamite my arse!!!


@SAGAMORON. Please am through with you. Don't bother quoting me cos I wouldn't talk to you.

SAGAFOOL, rantings of a loser!!! Will you shut the furck up man!!! Thank your stars you avoided the question. It would have placed you in your coffin to rot away. I don't remember skipping any of your useless questions intentionally. What you don't realize is you are fighting me with popular public belifs which makes it easier for anyone to agree with you. But I am armed with brand new sophisticated theories which sounds like greek to many folks. And did I hear you say ''flog me intellectually?'' Ha ha ha!!! The reverse is the case. Am still amazed people say you are intelligent. You are just an intelligent moroon. Foool!! What are you feeling like? Get down from your high horse!!! Am out of here. I have to resist coming back again.

^^^So all you typed above is what actually makes sense errh? I think you are the one confused rather than who you are directing your comments at. Who told you that those people in poor countries do not experience fear and uncertainties like those in the rich countries? What makes you think they are exclusive to rich countries alone and deserves more attention than the poor counteries? Please go and have a sit.

SAGAMITE, I made up my mind not to come back here to answer your weak arse anymore, but your dumbness keeps drawing me back. I am surprise that your friends here say you are intelligent when you just appear like an ordinary rag to me.

I have something in mind to say, but before I say it, I want you to give me an example of a notable figure in this world who is intelligent and has performed well ABOVE others who are average, and also state what exactly he did well ABOVE the others which sets him aside from the rest ''dumb'' humans. Is it Obama or whoever? Am waiting.

Is it necessary before the prayers reach heaven's gate? Why not take it easy and quiet? Na by force?

@Jarus. Unfortunately I never saw the thread showing that kobojunkie is female. What concrete proof did you guys rely on to convince yourselfs HE is female?

Who told you guys kobojunkie is female? That has been one of the biggest deceptions you guys haven't figured out in this site.

SAGAMITE, and I repeat your bush name again SAGAMITE!!. Why are you now going for sandee's excuse that someone is impersonating me? Thats crazy!!! Those are the words of a loser!!! I now have to quit this talk cos your previous reply smells of a battered arse. When I told the ladies that their talk of intelligent man doesn't matter much, I said it cos so many diverse intelligent men are roaming about the streets, believe it or not. They are very easy to get. An intelligent man isn't necessarily a rocket scientist. If the ladies had specified which areas they want their man to be very smart, it would have made more sense. My dad is a very successful medical doctor above his Colleagues in performance, but he still did not have the common sense to lead the family properly. His performance as a husband and a dad was very poor.

person!!! Go chop off your losing arse. You even have the advantage of being a more popular member of this forum with lots of allies when compared to me. You teamed up with OAMJ, sandee and iice, and you are still struggling with me who's going solo. That's shamefull. You think am part of the caliber of posters you have crushed in the past that makes you feel excessively intelligent. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? YOU MUST BE SUFFERING FROM A FOOLISH AND FALSE SUPERIORITY COMPLEX. Rubbish. You have to thank me for teaching you stuffs you never knew. Am finally through with you!!!

SAGAMITE THE BIG IDIOTT!! PLS KINDLY MENTION SOMEONE POPULAR IN THIS WORLD WHO HAS EXCELLED BETTER IN ALL FIELDS OF INTELLIGENCE THAN EVERY OTHER PERSON. JUST ONE PERSON I MEAN. IF YOU DO THAT THEN I WILL ACCEPT YOU ARE RIGHT!!!

@OAMJ, OMG!!! WHEN DID I EVER SAY THAT KNOWING BETTER THAN ME IN A SPECIFIC FIELD MAKES YOU MORE INTELLIGENT THAN ME AND VICE VERSA? I DON'T THINK YOU READ MY RESPONSE VERY WELL. SECONDLY, WHAT YOU SAID CONCERNING COMPARING APPLE WITH APPLE IS VERY WRONG BECAUSE YOU USED ONLY A SPECIFIC FIELD FOR THE TEST. YOU CANNOT USE ONLY A SPECIFIC FIELD TO CONDUCT AND INTELLIGENCE TEST. BY THE TIME YOU TEST WITH ALL THE FIELDS, YOU WILL REALIZE THAT YOUR SO CALLED WIDE INTELLIGENCE GAP IS NARROW NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A BIG ISSUE THE WAY YOU GUYS TAKE IT. I MUST HAVE TO SAY THAT IF HUMAN A HAS A "WIDE" INTELLIGENCE GAP THAN HUMAN B, IT MEANS THAT HUMAN B IS DISABLED. SUCH HUMANS WITH AN INTELLIGENCE DISABILITY ARE VERY FEW. INTELLIGENT MEN ARE SO MANY AND VERY EASY TO FIND BY JUST A SNAP OF A FINGER. BUT YOU GUYS MAKE IT SOUND LIKE ONLY 10 PEOPLE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD ARE INTELLIGENT.

@OMAJ. First of all thanks for recognizing that your first earlier harsh response to my comment was unlike intelligent gentlemen you both claim to be. I accept your apology if sincere, and I will cease to call you names. Your unapologetic uncivilized brother sagamite has shown that his bush Intelligence is all waste and has further proven that his theory of a very wide intelligence gap existing between humans is trash.

Now back to the issue. I think you just repeated all I said verbertim. I SAID SOME POEPLE'S INTELLIGENCE REIGN SUPREME IN SOME AREAS OF ACTIVITIES AND FALL IN OTHER AREAS, AND YOU SAID THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO PERFORM BETTER THAN THE OTHERS IN THEIR GOOD AREAS. HOW DOES YOUR STATEMENT DIFFER FROM MINE? LOOK IT UP AGAIN AND TELL ME.
I ALL I SAID WAS ONLY TO PROVE A POINT THAT SINCE YOU SUCCEEDED WHERE SOMEONE FAILED, AND THEN FAILED WHERE HE SUCCEEDED, ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE TALKING OF YOUR THEORY OF A WIDE INTELLIGENCE GAP? HOW DOES YOUR THEORY OF A WIDE INTELLIGENCE GAP WHICH YOU SHARE WITH THE FOOL SAGAMITE EXPLAIN THE STRENGHTS AND WEAKNESS IN PEOPLE'S INTELLIGENCE? SINCE I CAN GAIN FROM WHERE YOU LOST, SHOULD WE BE TALKING OF WIDE INTELLIGENCE GAP? I KNOW THAT PEOPLE'S LEVEL INTELLIGENCE DIFFERS, BUT I AM OF THE OPINION THAT IT IS NOT AS WIDE AS YOU AND SAGAMITE THINK IT IS.

GOAT HEAD, IS THAT YOUR ANSWER? WHO IS SWITCHING THE FOCUS OF THE ARGUMENT? NOT ME PLEASE. BILLIONS OF YOU AND YOUR SUPER BRAIN COLLEAGUES ARE HUNGRY AND UNCIVILIZED, AND YOU ARE HERE MENTIONING "SIGNIFICANT INTELLIGENCE". BIG LOSER!!! AM OFF TO BED PLEASE. GO AND ARGUE WITH GOATS LIKE YOURSELF AND NOT ME. TOTAL SUCKER.

IDIOT!!! WHAT A HELL DO YOU MEAN BY "A FEW INTELLIGENT PEOPLE IN POVERTY"? WHO TOLD YOU THEY ARE FEW? STUPID MAN, I ASK YOU AGAIN, WHAT SH1T HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR SO CALLED SIGNIFICANT INTELLIGENCE?

Sag, what a hell has paragraph got to do with this? Check the mobile icon in my posts, I don't know if you have ever used the WAP version of this site to know how hard it is to type those things not to talk of paragraphing. Focus on the real issue and stop checking a useless paragraph. person!!!
Your response to my comment is just poo and doesn't require any further response from me. You are only covering your losing arse. Some of the so called people you think are SIGNIFICANTLY INTELLIGENT JUST LIKE YOURSELF ARE STILL UNCIVILIZED, POVERTY STRICKEN AND MISERABLE. SO WHERE HAS THE "SIGNIFICANT INTELLIGENCE" TAKING THEM TO? ON THE OTHER HAND SOME OF THOSE YOU REGARD AS DUMBS ARE LIVING A HAPPY AND COMFORTABLE LIFE. WHAT USE HAS BEEN YOUR SIGNIFICANT INTELLIGENCE TO YOUR LIFE SO FAR? TELL ME.

buzugee, yes. Infact higher than most peoples salary.

Errmm, it is not small and it is not too big. N400,000 can do wonders in a poor man's life in Nigeria. It is higher than the average bankers monthly salary in Nigeria.