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What if God shows up to answer every questions directed at him in a press briefing style, what questions will you ask God?

After suicide bomber don bomb himself finish the pain of the flames will still be there. The bomber go dey wonder. He no go know say na hellfire flames be that.

Please can someone help me stop this nuisance splash screen from appearing on my home screen. It sometimes has 10 stacks of it and I have to tap OK ten times before I can use my phone. The network is Airtel and phone is Android.

A mistake is a mistake and there is nothing girls should do about it.
There was a time my hand heavily slapped a girls bottom and she looked back. I waved at her to say sorry and I know she understood it was a mistake. But if she had stupidly overeacted I would have shown her how idiotic she was by not recognizing a mistake.
Infact even if you touch a girls private part intentionally and depending on situation the truth is some girls would end up doing nothing. She would just stare at you in confusion. Its when you do it a second time that she may attack you physically or verbally.

Honestly why is our society so backward like this? Ladies buy condom and so what?? We really have a long way to go towards modernization.

Why are Nigerians not having this kind of talent? They only talent down here is making crap music.

This thread has made me realize that Mr Ibu has a very strong following.

Tymax: My brother I still don't understand it o. The way some of dem dey do sef, like say dem no send us.
Must we chase u people? Women, make una chase us small na

Maybe they know men will always chase. So no need to bother themselves.

It appears that guys like and care about ladies more than ladies care about guys. To prove the point you may check the profile pages of some guys on Nairaland. The heighest number of likes you may find is 5, and probably guys were the ones who contributed the likes. Even the most handsome guy on Nairaland cannot boast of more than 15 likes. But check the profile pages of some girls on Nairaland who ain't even that pretty, you can find likes going as high as 100 and were all definitely contributed by guys. If a guy opens a thread stating he is searching for a soulmate, the thread would have 1 post and 10 views till it disappears to the unknown, but let a girl open such a thread and the result be 300 posts and 1000 views.

So what is the exact reason for this? Is the polygamous nature of guys at work or is it the way nature made it so guys would be compelled to take care of the female species and sustain their survival? Since it is obvious that women directly or indirectly depend on men, wouldn't it be a disaster if somehow guys start losing this much interest in women?

Most times people just mention names or write lists of so-called "best rappers". But the key thing they always fail to do is they dont compare each rapper using the two important criterias and figuring out how the rappers score in each criteria. In my opinion before you mention any rapper as the best you have to consider how the rappers score in these two criterias mentioned below:


1. PRESENTATION

What I mean by presentation is how good the rapper delivers the rap to make it sound pleasant and fit perfectly well with the beats to make great music. This has nothing to do with lyrics or punch lines, just the sound alone and I think this should be the the most important criteria of all. A rapper can be a good lyricist with great punchlines and all that but if his rap doesn't sound pleasant to the ears then he is as good as crap cos the essense of music has been lost. Most times we find it hard to hear exactly these rappers are spitting except we go through the written lyrics. What carries us along is just the sound of how the rap blends with the beats and produce the music we enjoy.
When it comes to the aspect of presentation I would personally rate Drake the best and superb then I would rate lil Wayne THE WORST presenter. For Nigerian rappers I think I would rate Phyno the best presenter and that has surely been his strength.


2. CONTENT

This encompasses the lyrics, punchlines and word play stuffs. If you listen to rap for the music then this criteria is less important compared to the aspect of presentation. But if you listen to rap for the content then you can ignore the presention and whenever you intend mentioning any rapper as the best you must mention that it is based on lyrics alone.
When it comes to which rapper has the best content I cant really decide. Personally I listen to rap for the music and I pay less attention to the whatever stuff they are saying. I just need good music. Lyrically Drake is not bad and since my focus is on the music side of rap I would personally choose Drake as the best rapper for his great presentation.

See how everybody don claim the achievement, but once bomb explode everybody go remember em roots.

I thought America spends $500 billion dollars on its military far exceeding whatever Russia spends on its own military, but taking a look at the military statistics below the strength gap between the US and Russia is not as wide as the difference in military budgets between these two nations. Therefore I wonder what America does with a whooping $500 billion budget.
From the statistics below, America has a bigger population than Russia so it translates to America having an advantage over Russia in man power. Russia appears to be more powerful on land, while the US reigns supreme on Air and on sea. Maybe Russia's surplus land based weapons will be enough to answer America's Air and sea superiority.

USA

BUDGET: $612,500,000,000
AVAILABLE MANPOWER: 145,212,012
TANKS: 8,325
ARMORED FIGHTING VEHICLES: 25,782
SELF-PROPELLED GUNS: 1,934
TOWED-ARTILLERY: 1,791
MULTIPLE-LAUNCH ROCKET SYSTEMS: 1,330
TOTAL AIRCRAFT: 13,683
FIGHTERS/INTERCEPTORS: 2,271
FIXED-WING ATTACK AIRCRAFT: 2,601
TRANSPORT AIRCRAFT: 5,222
TRAINER AIRCRAFT: 2,745
HELICOPTERS: 6,012
ATTACK HELICOPTERS: 914
TOTAL NAVAL STRENGTH: 473
AIRCRAFT CARRIERS: 10
FRIGATES: 15
DESTROYERS: 62
CORVETTES: None
SUBMARINES: 72
COASTAL DEFENSE CRAFT: 13
MINE WARFARE: 13


RUSSIA

BUDGET: $76,600,000,000
AVAILABLE MANPOWER: 69,117,271
TANKS: 15,500
ARMORED FIGHTING VEHICLES: 27,607
SELF-PROPELLED GUNS: 5,990
TOWED-ARTILLERY: 4,625
MULTIPLE-LAUNCH ROCKET SYSTEMS: 3,781
TOTAL AIRCRAFT: 3,082
FIGHTERS/INTERCEPTORS: 736
FIXED-WING ATTACK AIRCRAFT: 1,289
TRANSPORT AIRCRAFT: 730
TRAINER AIRCRAFT: 303
HELICOPTERS: 973
ATTACK HELICOPTERS: 114
TOTAL NAVAL STRENGTH: 352
AIRCRAFT CARRIERS: 1
FRIGATES: 4
DESTROYERS: 13
CORVETTES: 74
SUBMARINES: 63
COASTAL DEFENSE CRAFT: 65
MINE WARFARE: 34


http://www.globalfirepower.com

If you think it is wrong for a man to be a house husband then it should also be wrong for a woman to go out and work.
But seriously, most of us don't use our brains. Most of us don't think smart. Why should a woman be working and occupying positions meant for men to enable men discharge their natural duties as the bread winner? If these men get displaced from work by women, these women won't marry him and will accuse him of laziness. What a fucck?!
Women should be banned from working until Nigerian men and women are modern enough to interchange roles or else a future crisis is slowly brewing.

I don't think I can have females as friends because if I don't like her I can't be her friend. And if I like her she MUST date me or I disconnect from her.

Emmydo360: hmmm. ;Dhmmm.

Abeg no kill me with laugh oh. Waiting to break the fast?

Andyblaze: OMG OMG!!!!! See SWEEt SONG!!
This is surely the best nigerian song ever!!! Jesus see beat!!! Wow wizkid has returned to the wizkid of old!!! Killer voice

Hahahahahaa
This guy is a funny dude. Some posters said they wanted people to download it first and give their reviews. This dude supplied the "review".

Apart from Osaze and probably Enyeama can someone tell me why super eagles have been the ugliest players in this world cup? Just check out the boys from other countries and also the black players playing for other countries, most of them look handsome and sweet. Other players look like medical doctors and bankers playing football, while super eagles look like weather beaten bus conductors and mechanics playing football. In spite of all the money these players make it still doesn't reflect in their looks.
Maybe this explains the reason why our girls don't watch football.

So Brazil has been shinning with weak teams all this while eh? They just met the true big bosses and the truth has been revealed.

I don't like the rooms. They rely heavily on animal products and it's gets boring. Besides, this kind of rooms will encourage animal poaching.

I think Germany was too serious today because they realized they were playing Brazil. If they had played Ghana or U.S with this seriousness who knows if the scoreline would have been 15 - 0

If Germany score the 10th goal the scoreline will display: ERROR! DIGIT TOO HIGH.

The Brazilians have been used to winning, so they couldn't compose themselves anymore after Germany scored that first goal.

After this match Brazilian people go remember they have an unfinished protest.