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At Eden Garden,chillng wit my uncle and his frnds. Dis is reall fun.

angel TI: Baba Oyo, na vigil me dey go o
Just came back from work, eating, wud rest for an hr and hit church

Abeg I wan go secure my future with papa God

which church is dat? I also wana secure my own future too

what is dat guy dat shit is wahck!!!!!! u crazy mehnnnn or u high on cheap drugs. want sum1 to fill form abi and d pple commenting re same with u. dummmy

Ms_Steph: lmao o. Guava head indeed

hey @Ms_steph. Heard alot abt u. U doing a great job by postin jobs in abj. God bless u dear. Keep it up. If u single, am single too. U we could......lol

Abiscomatism: A girl of 20 years to 25, that resides at any of the south western zones Lagos, Ibadan, Oyo, Ogbomoso, Abeokuta, Osun etc. And interested in travelling to Egypt and work, only International passport she will afford to do by herself. Terms and conditions apply. Call me on this no:08081190009

u also a slowpoke! Gauva head!

Oloriebi22: Plz where is dis stupid boy 'konga' who call himself money makin machine he nogo donate?, and plz help us tel Mr.chairman A.K.A (M.I) to donate bkus i saw one private jet in his latex video 'chairman' abi he rent am ni? Hmmm i knw some of them are waitin 4Ojb to die so dat they can sing tribute. Selfish music industry. Thank u 2 baba

wait 1st, which konga u dey talk abt? D 1 wey dey live 4 festac? I laff in japaneses. Guy 4get, konga no get bar. If dem gather money giv am self, he go sharply colet am.

annastacia15: And ur village people are still jobless

dnt mind d slowpoke. Let ur family members nd frnds apply. Coconut head

Lincoln burrows: I think you are the fowl here. There's absolutely nothing wrong with what that guy said. He expressed his opinion. I wonder why one would risk his life to save animals. Or are u forming David in the bible?

nw i knw u a camel. Nt talkng abt savin animal. Bt d attitude of nt showin luv. If there waz luv in dis country politicians wont looth money. U urself wil b livin a beta life.

euromoney: @goodtalk,why art thou denied me?I understand as a high chief in the palace,the igwe deserves some respect from you..no vex,I'll learn to keep secret henceforth.*hugs*

huggin a chief in d absence of d igwe!!! Chineke! D igwe mst hear dis. Choi!! *walkng straight 2 d palace wit chewin stick in my mouth*

euromoney: @blaze007 What do you expect?

dis kind of people shld beta sit back in naija and b dancin alingo. Coz dey sure goin 2 sufa frm men of d underworld

henrimoto: @ blaze 007 and euromony. loolo 1 and ichie blaze007 ... what will say about d above issue. d person involved came to dis house 2 seek 4 advice on dis issue b4 going 2 d airport.

jst leave dat 1 oo. His own case is jst *sigh. Y re sum pple cozin problem 4 themselves. Anyhw, na dem sabi

NOTICE! NOTICE!! On behalf of d igwe, lolo 1, chiefs of dis great kingdom and members. I hearby say no stupid and useles questions abt agent or hw 2 secure visa 2 dubai or hw 2 book flight. U can do urself gud by readin frm page 1. Asin wats al dis useles questions naw? Hw did u pass universty? Pls o! Useles questions wil nt b alowd in dis palace. Am sory igwe and d chiefs if am too harsh bt its vexing naw. Tanx

euromoney: You seems to have much time to waste explaining things to someone who want to be spoonfed before he understand simple thing.wonder how this person will manage to cope with job hunting when he finally arrived in Dubai.its high time they knew Dubai is not for slowpoke.

lolo 1, u shldnt ve boda commentin self. If afta al dis advice,councel, encouragement etc given by d igwe, lolo, d chiefs and sum1 stil come 2 ask yeye questns abt agent. Dat persn must b ......anyhw i reserve my comment.

muojek: pls guys I need advice,I want to travel to dubai to work then the agent I get to process my document and get me a job tell me to scan and send my cresidential nd my passport wich I did,initaily they told me that visa fees is $200 bt after two days the agent call back and said that where he surmit my document that they have work for me but they the man said it will be after august that they are fasting ,that they don't work during the fasting. latter the agent called me and said that he want to secure two months visa for me at cost of $1000 if I enter dubai he will look for work for me and wen I get the job I have to come back to nigeria oR go to near by country to allow the company to secure my working permit before I will com back and start work that I must not be inside dubai to get my work permit pls some body should advice me what to do pls

*yawn* ve u finish? cool story though. Next pls!!

ogakpatakpata: Thanks honourable henrimoto, since you have pleaded for samee72, l have cancelled the fine, queen Lolo....l am short of words.....you have left the palace for too long.......l hope you dont allow me get angry and do otherwise.....tradition forbids you leave the palace for more than 48hrs......where are you queen lolo?........l need an answer within 72hrs or else l will raise my staff towards the sky.......walks away in anger from the palace.....

choi!!! D igwe hav vex ooo! D elders shld brng d igwe's concubine 2 calm him down. Igwe pls tak it easy, d lolo is on her way. I believe d donkey she rode on must ve been sick. Igweeee!!

henrimoto: igweee prof. i greet. i jobalee. honourable members of d house i great. igwee i have been observing d palace 4rm afar as usual. @ justwise. C.S.O., G.O. i great sir. thanks 4 ur useful contributions and thanks 4 watching our back. @ samee72. sis, its been long we heard 4rm u. hope every is well... welcome back 2 d palace ! plss. igwee prof. consider her. she wil do d usual when coming 2 d palace. sis, u no how u do bring dat palatable mende-mende, well ganished with kilishii... u no nowwww! don 4 get to bring burukutu along with it...let d BK. b cold oohh.. @ house, i great everybody. ! igwee prof. where is loolo 1 ?

i greet d igwe, lolo and d chiefs of dis great palace.seconded!! Meself wil lyk come 2 d palace o wen al dis mende-mende re available. And hapy weekend 2 al of us. More of Gods blessin nd protection.

i heard one job advert lyk dat on wazobia fm dis morng. didnt get the info properly but dey recruiting for alot of positions in the oil and gas sector. anybody with more info shld post it. herad sherif plaza, area 11. nt sure sha

FBI/CIA:
I Hail everybody in the house the igwe1, loolo babalaje, iyalaje the high chiefs and high priest
Well done! Good work!
I could remember when this thread started few people comments on it and nw the traffic it generate is getting higher and higher, this is due to untiring advise from you guys and all that we people receives............

@Val am so happy 4u

@goodluck you are my favourites person on this thread ur comments are always logical, neutral and insightful

@ogakpatapata I L♥√ع ur unique leadership skills and most especially ur "G factor"

@henrymoto you are sooo funny and sumtimes annoying with ur ranting and long comments(abeg pardon my speech) you have got a great talent in drama explore it more!

@blaze stop being harsh on ppl
@euromoney smart, funny and she doesn't send I lyk dat

@house let us talk more on qatar too na
Ppl in qatar are plenty on this thread and they don rilly comments mayb because the dubai ppl has dominated the thread though qatar issues have been discussed in some pages at d back.
Qatar aspirant are plenty and they don't talk because mostly we have to deal with agents and ppl don't wonna hear that but we don't have choice since we have nobody in qatar so we need coy to sponsor us....

am sory boss. Its jst dat sum pple dnt want 2 do any work in goin bak 2 read frm page 1 jst as igwe said. Tanx, its noted

valen2ony :
I hereby write to thank/appreciate every member of this wonderful forum for your support and encouragement.

it so happened that I was given an offer of employment after a very serious interview.

I signed my offer letter some minutes after the interview.

I just got back now.

my fellow nairalander please join me @ the Igwe's palace to celebrate the Goodness of God.

PRAAAAISE GOD.

praise be to the living Jesus who neva fails. Am so hapy 4 u. *tears of joy*

gbanikiti: after quitting a relationship of 5 years because your girlfriend held your shirt in public, you are asking "when will you become a father? " mtscheeew!

choi! No doubt, u were his ex. So he ditchd u coz u held his shirt? Dats bad naw. And u 2 shldnt ve held his shirt. Oya mak una settle nd ve ur baby

I didnt 4get u guys searchn 4 job in dubai. Stil gatherin realiable info and links 2 giv u guys. Jst b a lil patient. Al protocols duely observd.

ogakpatakpata: my friend you are already dealing with an agent, this is the more reason we discourage the use of agent, now he has gotten you a 15days tourist visa which cannot get you a job in Dubai, you have also wasted money....this your so called agent, is he a daft?...your age has nothing to do with your visa....l have seen guys younger than 24yrs old working in Dubai....where is your so called agent getting his info from...l hv addressed same question b4 on this forum, are you not the same guy that posted that question to me few weeks ago and l answered you and you went to other thread and they said same thing to you....l dont know what to tell you again....let your agent guide you since he knows better than everybody...goodluck

igwe pls dnt disturb urself ova pple dat dnt listen 2 simple advice. Let him go settle wit d agent. Abi we luk lyk ur agent dat gave u visa ni?

euromoney: Ethiad airline will give u 1 month tourist visa when you buy their ticket(its promo though)donno when it'll end.so check them out.
I'll also advice you read through this thread from pages 1-end,and I bet u wouldn't even bother asking questions here.

www.ttsuaevisas.com

This is etihad contact address;
Block c,unit A&B
Falomo shopping centre,
Ikoyi.
Lagos Nigeria.
Phone:+234 121 20 231
Emergency number:08129112358,08129112348,08129112352
Email:info@ttsng.com

ohhh! Lolo, u shldnt ve ansad dat learner! Choi!! Protocol duely observd

euromoney: Yes!he's a learner,though he just graduated from Usa Visit visa thread.

hehehe. So ur point is, d guy dsnt ve focus abi? Hahahaha

ogakpatakpata: Thanx blaze...this was the reason l made some statement some days ago, most guys are not ready to pay the price to go back, take their time and get useful info on this thread, they keep asking d same questions over and over again while indirectly inviting visa agent to come and shoot them on both legs....information is power, go back and read, when u are well informed u are transformed, but when u are not properly-informed u are deformed...when u read from page 1 of this thread, u dont need any prophet to tell u what to do...if u cant spend few minutes or hours to get all u needed here, l repeat, l wonder hw u can survive in a foreign land....and if u think information/knowledge is expensive..try ignorance...

all protocols duely observd. Igwe!! U ryt prof igwe. D only tin remainin on dis thread is 4 job updates and vacancies. Any oda tin has been talkd abt by d igwe himself, lolo, the chiefs and oda membas of d palace. Abeg nobdy shld com and ask hw 2 travel 2 dubai agn! *walks out of d palace*

Asorock 1: Please gurus and pros in the house, I want to know how much a Dubai tourist visa cost and how I can I go about it
I also want to know if there is anyone here who have tried the services of wakanow.com in booking flight or hotels outside nigeria ?

re u a learner? Go bak 2 previous coments. Al d questns u askd nd d one u goin 2 ask has been ansad. So jst go bak

Omo!! So no any 2 july. Hmmmn. Am d boss

onye ego: We are in urgent need of 3 hectares in gwarinpa,4500-5000aqm maitama main

do u ve serious buyers and hw soon do u nid it?

jammyng: pls my brothers in dubai, help me with job before my visa expires.

guy calm down. One of my pakistani frnd jst got a customer service job afta 2mth of searchng. And dey pay him 2k5 dhrams. He has gone bak 2 pakistan, awaitin his kpali. D guy hasnt given me d ful details on hw he got d job. Wil post it here wen i get it.