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Archmage:
there is nothing more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conceitous stupidity.

there are somethings that dont qualify as design... eg. your 'designs' . this is not to direpute you... but to calm ur naive nerves..... google the word design and compare what yoy have done to the replies you get.... with humility comes learning.... ciaooooo

alkines:
U lafin out loud mtcheeew u tooo small....buh jokin apart which course u changed to

Archmage:
all is done and undone in the name of design.

alkines:
hmmm..seeing u type make me remeber a saying WHEN A MAD MAN CALLS U A MAD MAN WILL U REPLY....

banjicom:
nice work bro
please what is the name of the application you are using and I hope it is available for android phones too.

Rilwayne001:
NAIRALAND RULE:

2. Don't abuse, bully, deliberately insult/provoke, fight, or wish harm to any Nairaland member.

15. Don't attempt to post censored words by misspelling them.

Tag: Pasqal09, Farano

aristocrazzy:
This means I could be the only true virgin in nairaland. Thanks tho.

FLAWLES:
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PinkObsession:
It's not a crime to love ooo but not me sha na joke em dey joke with you nah

FLAWLES:
.abeg watin diffrentiat dem?shey na gal she be? dem do knw who to gv BJ

PinkObsession:
Innocent geh like me

ofiafuluego:
Just had a crush on one Muslim gal (educated fulani gal) I met today, as usual I approached her &made a little progress cos I HV her bbm contact as I'm typing now but I'm really confused on how to follow up cos I've not dated any Muslim gal b4.
Can any one be of ?,what are their do's and dont's?

PinkObsession:
carry your thing waka...not interested

ireneony:
Here are 20 reasons why most ladies love tall guys
1. Around a hot tall guy, you get to wear heels with
reckless abandon without worrying that you will tower
over him!
2. They are born knowing how to pick you up and throw
you on a bed :p
3. When you are near a hot tall guy, you feel safe, like
nothing can happening to you because other people are
intimidated by tall people.
You should like Thought Catalog on Facebook here.
4. You feel safe when they hug you, and your height
matches theirs in such a way that your ear hits their
heart and you can hear it beat.
5. When they hug you from behind they can rest their
chin on your head and grab you, causing you to melt a
little bit inside.
6. You can turn their sweaters and shirts into dresses.
Just throw on some pumps and hit the club, gurl!
7. Hot guys who are tall and big can reach stuff off the
top shelf for you, and when they do you can stare at
them and watch as their muscles flex.
8. All tall hot guys are sexy when sitting down because
they are so tall that they have to slouch, meaning their
legs are spread open kind of and just yessss .
9. Tall guys look great in clothes because clothes are
made with tall people in mind. Plus it’s really cute when
they roll their pants up to show some of their socks, a
look that only tall people can pull off effectively!
10. They have healthy genes.
11. You will never have to wear kitten heels/ be
conscious about your shoe choice/worry about looking
taller than your man.
12. People who love tall guys know that the act of
looking at a tall dude is an act of seduction because you
have to look up at him and just omg.
13. If you’re shorter than your man friend, you “fit”
together with them in awesome ways.
14. Sometimes a hot guy is so tall that holding his hand
is awkward so you hold his bicep instead, which is just
as good!
15. Because when your hot tall man friend takes you to
concerts, he can see everything but will use his
domineering height to comb through the crowd to make
sure you get to see, too.
16. When you go to stuff with him it will be easier for
your friends to spot you in the crowd.
17. You will always be seen as cute and cuddly to a tall
dude.
18. They have long legs…
19. When it’s raining outside a tall guy will pull out his
umbrella and you will remain perfectly dry!
20. When you share a bed with a hot tall guy at night it's easier to get into his little nook.

PinkObsession:
Why e cum b like toothpick nah *catwalks out of thread*

bingbagbo:
A STITCH IN TIME SAVES MY SHOKOTO FROM TEARING AGAIN (FILLED)