Benin?? Iz it d one on the African Map??

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mifavour:
story for the oba of benin

yes!! Am here

Ebe9ice:
Shout out to all mariners in da building...

Mariners keh? U left ur own dept and gave a shoutout to anoda dept abi?


*claps for him*
una wehdone!!




















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wait o!!!!!! Abi na ur dept sef b dat??

so yu aff lie-lie to me?

we go c na....

Iamsynord:
.Guys,I was wondering !!! Can you buy a buttpad for ur girlfriend to make her feel sexier or can you even allow ur girlfriend to wear a butt pad
I need ur views pls ??

before i answer you....did ur dad buy it for ya momma during his action days?? Then y shud we?

Mmmm..true sha

buh u forgot this:-

girls- calls family members -call duration- 20minutes

boys-calls family members-call duration- 1minute 13seconds

*middle finger emoji*

Smartini:
Lemme speak for dem girls; Not all alpha-males are hot tempered. Controlling your temper in fiery situations is actually a virtue. Yes, they can be dominating, which is a turn-on for some ladies...but beating her up is a No-No.
Why do ladies think this way? Why should a man's strength be determined by the manner he beats you up? What breed of ladies are being "reared" nowadays?

Maamin:
I know a girl that like being bullied just before sex...I think they are freaks and have high level of libido..more of fetish/sadistic romance.
Kind of Weird to me sha!

derrick333:
Yes,ma sis-inlaw ,says ha ex was a bully n she njyd bein bullied

VickyyB:
Would you prefer a boyfriend/husband that beat you or the one that would never lay a hand on you whenever you both have a disagreement.
Since I knew my mum and dad, my dad has never had a physical argument with her even after the little verbal exchange.
Some of my friends, said they prefer guys that beat them that other quite ones are weakling.
What do you think, Nairaland Ladies?

e b like say all of una dey live wd animals abi??

If ther was a "fhuck u" emoji, i would use it on this post a million times.... Thick eyebrows kor, Thick toebrows ni

simplemach:
Good for you. Atleast now you wont have much girls around and that means cutting down on expenses. And in case you want to marry, just show your mum the gurl you like and she will help you talk to her and you are done.

haaaa, c ds madman ooo

(spacebooked)
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i don forget say i even book space....

ok , OP , i knw ur problem. Its because that groundnut seller in ur area no gree send for u, na so u come open thread dey vent ur anger anyhow...smh

amadhioa wee strike u with weak er3ction!!!

Blayze007:


What about those born blind?

hahahahaha....

once u feel a womans "krokitus", u wud definetely see her in 3D in yur mind......word for d blind ppl!!!

:-/ with ppl like ds on NL, we would start seeing threads with names like " i bought black n white pants yesterday, let the people i quoted on my first post decide which to wear to work"

Feranmicharles:
Wetin concern me?
Chai... So dis small girl don start 2 dey wear bikini too SMH

Nooooo, she for wear her school uniform go swim na... Otondo

MizMyColi:
Wickedness!

I want to join SARS when I grow up

so wah r u doing now? Growing Down??

Newkidoo:
Nothing wey we no go see for this blessed nation NIGERIA

na naija b dat??

if i b mod, i fit ban u till next worldcup cus of dat statement!!

Bond008:

enjoy urself there. see u afta 1st semester lol

hoooh? Kilode?? 1st semester kor, Final year ni

seyirock:
God will have mercy on who he will have mercy on,na wetin happen be dat...ok?

LMAO... D guy dey para, he no wan make God do wonders for their lifes!

Bond008:

Good boi.(shey na mtn service ni?) lol

hahaha... Na jinkjok service oo .. Na korea i dey sir

Bond008:
happy sunday y'all oo. hw church today na? special gritns to my bro-oga bleshh. are you present?

yessir!! Always @ ur service

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v seeen this since lastweek....i heard it was meant for last session peepz!!

***confused***

worisj:
@Dayzzy I sight you o.....you just won tell us say your 160 no waste for pd abi I no blame you sha when you don overlook the GNS lecturer lips for pd lolzzzz na dat economics Guy lips me go look o I just dey tabon anyhow lolzzzz..@bleshh pass me that pop corn observing mode activated 36 days to go....BTW what's your course @pressypie?

aahhhhhh..ok no wahala....e remain small..... Oya take am **

lemme go n buy coke**

***still observing*****


empty barrels have always been making d loudest noise since the days of Bar-Jesus!!!!



***lemme grab my popcorn n wait for my booboo****

oya continue




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Dayzyy, i c u baba mi

Me i just dey observe...




Overgrown kids with miniature brains have always been visually impaired and never accepting corrections when they finally realize they are wrong..... since 200BC




#onmyown
#quotemenot




***still observing*****

i wonda whats so hard in reading plain english and understanding it.



anyways, check www.futasug.com for those who need the registration blah blah
(fools would start quoting me about "blahblah" again)




God bless ma real bruhhs n sissies
@ bond008, holuwarhighdee, e.t.c

Bond008:
sup y'all abeg make una leave my bro bleshh o!
@bro bleshh hw far? hw preparations for resumption na?

boss bond of life!!!

am just chilln...

vnt even bought anything for sku!
d boy no geh dough yet..lol


b4 xmas, money suppose show!!

aw bou yhu sir?

ty265:

kkk. Must we know you own this acct @bleshh

pls stop quotn me...cus someone hammered d nail on d head means its my acct? Well, kudos, buh if u dont want me to quote u, neva quote me too!! Thanx

ty265:

not also funny......get dis straight into ur skull, unless you have something tangible to say neva quote me again!!! I'm too busy to read silly mentions. Ok

oh my God...

nope...am nuh gonna do ds!!!

not anymore!!

worisj:
Im back im back!!
And all I can see is people hating on bleshh like they're without blemish
I went deep into the Savannah to look for jovanna
Mtchew Twas a waste of time cause everywhere was just blurr
I was lucky an AmazingAngel got me out safely
I need a meat pie where's pressypie?
The name raufrukayat never seem to fit my pussycat
See them o see them hating on me like their name na Seydam21.
Keep hating jare or you fit meet Divsy to teach you how to jump into the deep sea.
Try calling for aid cause Aidy97 is on her way.
She wants my goody bag I'm not surprised cause her monicker is goodygirl1
Them won rap and break dance them Change their name to jdrake
He said he's the king of pop and rock and that's why he bears seyirock
I know im high but I learnt from my boss highkey
Futa gave me Fst now I've got no business with alkines and chemistry.
After 100l I'll be saying goodbye to BODMATHS.
Joblessness @its peak lol 38 days to go..... page 168 *runs out of thread to prepare for resumption*

i feel u bruh....nice combo

ty265:

you don't have anything to say joor......AYE TI GET CONTACT E........*winks*

lost respect for u bruhv.....