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Xzandy:
This your fisherman joint is my shawarma joint

I tell the boy to add more pepper in mine ....by the time I step down with cold ribena(from my son's carton) I will just be smiling anyhow....let me enjoy now I still can biko

Enjoyment officer, no finish my boy's Ribena oo.

rosekatiej:
I think it's house twenty you are referring to where we have macgrill shawarma.That guy is good abeg.Best shawama joint in Uyo and that extra pepper is heavenly. Have not eaten their before just the shawama but seriously Uyo is fun if you know people or grew up here .Have heard a lot of people mostly visitors complain of how boring the town is.There's also a joint at Udo Udoma called Ojuelegba opposite one estate close to mboho mkaprawa Ibibio.They sell fresh too including amala and the rest.

Opp my estate, I went there one morning after waking up with amala and ewedu craving but they didn't have except rice and stew mcheww, I got angry and left, went to one place someone described for me on enwe street by Lutheran church and theirs wasn't ready, I was frustrated, went to akpan andem bought ewedu and did my thing with garri jor, ate it for a whole week now I'm ok. Lol. I pray my craving comes next in the evening or afternoon when they will have all the food on the menu.

Shemmyglo:
My God has done it again!

BA! BA!! BA!!!

I gave birth last night to a bouncing baby boy through VD. Mother and baby are doing very fine.

team May

Congratulations mama, thank God for seeing you through. Baby shall make you proud in Jesus name Amen.

mitchyy:
You mean you ate all of...? You mean our akant is empty? Just like that? After all the dues we gave you for years?

Lol this zaynie ehnn, I never see. She chop accept am and bone everybody, 2015 mamas pele, all your dues don go finally.

queenfav:
Hello mamas.. I dunno how to register here ooo. Doctor just confirmed that i am 4 weeks pregnant... Today has been a very happy day for me.. Pls I would be disturbing you all with many questions. Pardon me in advance being that am a newbie.

Welcome on board 9 months flight, wish you stress-free and happy bumping dear.

Xzandy:
So you still went for the rice?

Enjoyment!

I bought the rice o b4 I eat am for dream but I prefer Kilimanjaro's coconut rice so natural, crunchies' add a lot of Maggi in theirs I could taste it, not nice for me but I still devoured it because I was hungry.

mbula:
my Uyo sisters I see you all. I'm from Uyo, born and brought up in Uyo. marriage too me to Port Harcourt but I'm always in Uyo for every holiday. Uyo indeed is a small place.i used teaching hospital for my two boys. firstson was in 2015 the state of teaching hospital was not as bad as what I experienced Dec 2017 when I had my second son.the only problem with them is the attitude of workers not doctors, the cleaning system and the long distance one has to walk in other to make payment or buy something. but in all I like their professionalism when it comes to their doctors. premier is my HMO hospital.they are okay but I still prefer teaching hospital in terms of equipment. I have been in theaters of both outfit. teaching hospital still tops chat.i have used another hospital for my scan which is new by name fullcare hospital at ekpanya street opposite holy ghost ambassador's church. they seem to bed cool. I think that is the hospital you people are talking about.there is a joint at Clement using road in Abak road housing off abak road by Apico investment house.the Clement using road is the street beside St Patricks primary school which is opposite the only Catholic Church at Abak road. their pepper rice Na die... discovery park in front of the old stadium at udo Umana street where the Akpan Andem market is is another good sport. there is another joint known for it's Fisher man soup at ewer housing estate. the road you have road safety office if you enter from nwaniba road it is adjacent one ministry before Domingo hospital if you enter from sun center to Ben Udom's it is before road safety. the joint doesn't have name nor sign post. hope you all will manage this few joint for now... thank you

You be real ama ala uyo, you sabi, i duff hat for you.
When next I need their services I'll check out these places you mentioned, for now I'm recovering from overfeeding on coconut rice and spicy rice together.
Sonsongo.

rvpbae:
Uyo is tiny. Very boring too

Baby is fine, thanks

I quite agree.very very boring even though I'm not the outgoing type, I agree it's really boring.

rvpbae:
Sharing bathroom with men kwa? Mbanu!

Even the general ward is for 3 people with 2 toilets. Ive been admitted twice there.

Maybe u used the semi private room, that one has the tpilet outside. Babes if u can, abeg go to abuja. Not because of anything o but u will need all the help u can get especial at a Ftm. My eyes see something cos my baby came at exactly 37weeks, no help, no experience. Thank God I had already boughy everything and packed my bags since.

Infact i cried the day i was discharged. It was overwhelming.

Oh really, 3 ppl with 2 toilets! Sounds nice, that means their private room will be nice too.......nne I saw a man coming out of the bathroom when I went to pee, I shock.

Well as for Abuja, if my mum's youngest sis (their last born) won't have time to come to uyo, then I'll just go perch there with them. So the two of them will take turns in doing omugwo.

Xzandy:
Crunchies coconut rice and peppered Chicken is really nice too(might just be my pregnancy taste buds)
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@bolded ehn im going there right away, hope it's better than Kilimanjaro's , will use it to replace party jollof for now.

[quote author=nneejima post=67075800][/quote]Mama na yoke she dey yoke oo, it really help us keep calm with these hormones raging through us mbok.
No vex 'mma' (as our uyo ppl will call you)

Xzandy:
Uyo is small jor....everyone knows everyone here

Calm 'yes' but I like the PH sharp sharp life
not still used to the lazy lifestyle down here

Yes laziness and lack of business sense is what i noticed here imagine rushing to a shop to go buy stuff as late as 9am but the shops are yet to open because it probably rained overnight and they are still sleeping because of cool weather lol. Omo i buy in bulk now and keep, i can't shout.
But I'm still grateful to God for blessing me in this town, I lost hope of carrying a child and it happened here.

Xzandy:
Ah Mama you too....we for do roll call o

Abeg slide into my PM

Teamie Did you see my pm?

rvpbae:
Moved here a year ago.

I delivered in premier a month ago. Although their antenatal classes weren't so 'insightful'. The matron really tried, she would explain and talk till u understand but no clear guidelines as per what they should talk about. And me no send sef, cos it was my first time and i always just wanted to scan, see doctor and go. I no dey like all those clap clap and sing sing things, say what u will say, make i comot plus i had google, my mum plus sil to ask all my questions. Scans are on every antenatal days. I usually miss some days sef on purpose cos i was that uninterested.

As per crowd, i no see wetin people dey always complain about o. You come early, you leave early. I get there, say 10 ish and i leave around 1ish. The lectures go on first, then u see the doctor. I liked my dr sha, dr Essien, he would answer all questions, was patient and jovial.

My neighbour talked about another hospital she intends to deliver at, can't remember the name but she say e dey ikpa road side( abeg i no know where ikpa road dey). But she registered with premier for antenatal.

I would definitely use them again if i still dey naija sha.

Oh maybe they attend to pregnant women fast, if I go there for normal malaria treatment na so I go dey there o to collect result and see doctor Kwan, na war. When i was admitted there in dec, we were sharing bathroom with men haba now! Couldnt even ask for private room cos i was brought in by 1am and i wasnt seeing well. The next day i got better and asked them to discharge me kia kia. Then the last time I went there in jan b4 I conceived I left there without collecting my result because I was so hungry and tired.
Me I no know ikpa.
Was using athanasius hosp when we just arrived(I can have malaria ehn too much mosquitoes down here) their their case was something I can't handle, we changed to premier but they are all same to me. In fact I'm confused, may just do Abuja because I lived there for long and secondly for omugwo because 2 of my mum's younger sisters live there with their families since i dont have mum to come take care of me and baby again.

rvpbae:
Very tiny uyo wey no pass 10 streets. Lol

Lol is it that tiny? I don't think so if not we would have known everywhere now, It's just confusing.
How is baby doing?

whyworryPH:
Thank you my people for coming out to expose mama Zaynie. Wonder what she will use as an excuse this time

You will be shocked teamie as she will come online now and flip boobs and hair and she no go shame say she chop all the payments of all those mamas that registered late in 2015. She go dey shine eye like this for them oo lol

rosekatiej:
My Uyo mamas I see you all..Most people here use Anua or uuth but there are few good private hospitals like premier along four lanes you can try them.Talking about party jollof i don't know where one can get that except crunchies or any of these fast food but you can get nice white rice n stew sha.Oliver twist cooks well try them.Uyo is coming up compared to ph but it's calm and cool.

Mama that premier can take your whole day away from you abeg. I'm with Nissi specialist hospital now it's so very private and quiet, you stay with the doc chat as long as you want but I need to meet other mamas and share expeeiences since im a ftm so I would love another good clean hosp. Contemplating going to abj for delivery sha still discussing with dh.
All those eatery and their food don't really love eateries it's only Kilimanjaro coconut rice I have tasted and it's nice.
Uyo doesnt really have very clean and high tech hospitals, the docs are always using one tiny screen for their scans unlike asi ukpo in cali, but you are so right uyo is calm and peaceful even more peaceful than cali.

soonest:
She never gave account then or even afterwards. If you ask her she go call some senior mamas them, modath and snr beedam.
She never wanted to hand over sef, even when mspat abi na lioha was dragging the post with her. Chai zaynie, you eat alone and must face EFCC alone.
2015 was fun jare.

Hmmm zaynie mama! Chop alone face efcc alone. Oya now.

omonifamily:
BA!!!
Alhamdulillah! Alhamdulillah!! Alhamdulillah!!!
To the glory of Allah we welcome our princess on 24th by 11 p.m weighing 2.84kg via v.d with tears

Congrats ma'm. Welcome our princess, to God be the glory. Sorry for the tears and heal fast.

dunasy:
@Xzandy

@BlessedDiva.... so my post made you find you both are in the same terrain/area....

comman pay me connection fee .**big grin**

Lol oya chop e-hugs, yea that's how we roll.

whyworryPH:
Thank you mama. I'll probably order mine and for hungry Zaynie and Joomie.

I remember the first time I was driving to her house with my Cappo to fight her (Joomie) , she made sure she asked me to stop over at mama Nkechi and buy out the whole food.

Out of love for feeding the hungry and for God blessing us November mamas with enough cash, I bought her all she requested for.

I will continue to be nice like that. Wouldn't want them to faint on me during our usual fight.

Buahahahaa God bless you teamie for feeding the 'hungry' olonga throat joomie and zaynie, i know you are nice like that. God replenish you.

Xzandy:
I moved here after my wedding in 2015 and I am equal to a newbie
I don't really know places but I used eat alot from eni stores(the bar side) they have lots of breakfast options if you go early.

As for the Antenatal I will be registering at Anua hospital because it's closer to where I live but I will be giving birth at UCTH Calabar, that's where I had my first son(also not too comfortable with the health care services in Uyo)

People at Uyo are not generally internet savvy, at least compared to PH I grew up.....so I am even suprised to meet you here and also hear of Uyo mama in ttc thread.

Would like to meet up with you if you don't mind

Ok I'll pm you.

Joomie:
soo all these one they are dashing you left right and centre no do u, longer throat. Come and eat it in my house.

My correct mamas have been cooking and serving me orisirisi, assorted etc now I want party jollof rice.....

Me come to your house and eat.......I'm not coming jor :*makesface* P

Xzandy:
Ah Teamie so you are in this small Uyo with me?
So nice to know

Wow teamie, good to know you are in uyo too, we relocated last year but I still don't know places. I noticed we have a lot of uyo mamas on ttc thread too.
Which hosp are you using for antenatal?

In other news, Pls Is there anywhere I can get correct party jollof rice not maggi jollof rice oo lol

dunasy:
I have to share this...she is a personal person.....satisfy your tastebuds



@zaynie
@adorablewifey
@spakuls
@slimbrawnie.....welcome
@blesseddiva
@liftedhands
@ayabadamilola
@giddyperson
@oliran
@ahnie
@towerofgrace
@karyss
@sugarandspice...(not sure your are in our obodo Naija sha....)
@whyworryPH ( you and Zaynie I purposely mentioned to give you all the energy you sure need to be captain/asst captain as the case may be)

....other mamas too ...

Happy eating.....

I want correct party jollof rice and I don't want to cook it because I may not like it. I'm in uyo how do I get it? I really miss Abuja.

sallygal:
BA!!BA!!BA.I WELCOME MY PRINCESS 27TH APRIL AT 4:10AM WEIGHING 3.5KG WITH TEAR,BS COMING SOON.
CAPPO..PATKING AND ALL MY APRIL MAMAS

Congrats ma'm, welcome to your princess. she shall be a blessing to you and the world at large.

SlimBrawnie:
I've Been silently following this thread while in the TTC thread. Hoping I'd someday join you guys here.

I got a BFP last night (tears of joyyy). I'm 4wks gone today.

Please welcome me and advise on what to do.

Oh thank God for visiting you. finally you are here till the day you will deliver supernaturally like Hebrew women in Jesus name Amen. Congrats!

Liftedhands:
Eg running away with awa dues money? All the dollars, tomatoes, petrol and even hectares of land in banana island? Infavy efcc and Sars should come for you
I dinor mention names o

Chai zaynie na so you deal with them in 2015, dem don catch you in 2018 really breeze don blow foul yansh, wahala o ti poju

zaynie:
How va na?
That your leggings nko?
You don wash am, make I kan carry am tomorrow

You mean that your tiny leggings you wore with your 4 team members?
Check your wardrobe, you hung it there after taking your groupie. I no carry am again as e no con fit me.

ayabadamilola:
Well ...well... well! Joomie... how nice to give yasef nickname. Oshoko you say? Jagaban here... nice to meet you! And it will be to give you all ticket to November, don't ask me how (I have goons in high places)


In other nice news, whyworryPH and BlessedDiva... join me

Oh yummy! Thanks a lot our correct sure mama for this sumptuous dinner,, now I can forget about joomie and zaynie the trouble seekers because i know they are crying now, olonga throat mamas I'm gonna sleep well this night as my belle dey sweet me with this meal . Thanks once again surest mama

Wow wow see freshest, cutest, ah ah this baby is too clean like I should just carry him and he'll be my son and I'll be kissing him everyday. jesu! i cant stop wowing @princessKF baby oh

whyworryPH:
Joomie and Zaynie, it is expected that the mice have a field day when the cat is away.
So, I understand why you two are enjoying yourselves.

In case you are wondering where we are, we went for a convention and will be back soon. We are not disorganised as October that has 23 members but only show 4 people. We gather and strategize on how to remain in good health a carry more October team mates.

It's one of such conventions that had us taking one of your members earlier this week and luring Liftedhands who has already said she feels like porting to the winning team.

Enjoy your fame and freedom while it lasts cos it certainly won't last for a long time.

You dey mind them, enjoy while it last....we are watching you Joomie and zaynie, our eyes on you