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Fine man. See how yori yori he's looking. Happy birthday sir.

Naso

Girl... baby I'm pregnant
Me.... go finance your life with it.
Girl.....meaning? Baby why are you sounding like this? we both enjoyed the act together.
Me...... I played my path and expected you to play yours
Girl...... what's the meaning of this?
Me...... It is what it is.
Girl....... so what are you saying? Am I keeping the pregnancy or what?
Me........blocks her on WhatsApp, facebook, Instagram etc


Two weeks later after unlocking her
Me.....Hello baby, its been long I heard from you. Hope all is well? I've missed you so dearly

Girl.......God will punish you and your entire generation
Me........I'm sorry baby
Girl........ leave me alone.

Me......And hold who?
Girl.......I don't know. Your father or anybody

Me.......I wont have you throw tantrums on my father. Dont ever try that rubbish again in your whole entire life

Girl...... I'm sorry. I was just angry you left me when I needed you most
Me...... smiling already inside me... the deed has been done

Girl......So what do you want from me?
Me.......I want you. I'm really sorry for the blackout. Was terribly mad at you for not playing your path. You getting pregnant wasnt part of our plan, the news got me destabilized and i had to take sometime to heal. You broke the trust I had for you.
Girl....... okay. Just leave me alone
Me.......And hold who na
Me.......how did it go?
Girl........its non of your business.
Me........alright.
Two days later
Me......baby how are you? I've missed you so dearly
Girl.......you miss yourself.
Me.......you're still mad at me? I've already apologised to you for the role i played in getting you angry. There is nothing I can do again. Take care of yourself bye.

Girl....hmmmmm. it's okay, I'm sorry for the way I acted. You know I love you and will always do.
Me......I know
Me......so when are you coming over.....

Girl......tomorrow evening.
Me......alright.
And the party continues.

Inconsequential Senate. You guys are totally worthless.

OMG. This is the zenith of it all. Can you imagine this small country too wants to rub shoulders with us. God help the super eagles if they dont win this match. Which kind see finish be this one sef.

Good for them

Good for them

A

Wasn't expecting anything better from a woman. Sometimes it is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubts.

In other words avoid Nigerian women.

Happy birthday sir

If this evening newspaper is 35 years of age then my grandmother remains a virgin.

Very funny

This is some serious shit we all are joking with. The Army wants their godlike status to be maintained.

Stop eating pussy. No matter how clean it presents itself. Its terribly unhealthy and unhygienic to endulge in pussy eating.

A

punisha:
Two of u need serious deliverance.
Na wah o...How were u not even caught ?!

I was the head of ushering Unit.

Cerebellum:
Chai! Tueh!
Ur life is in dissary or will soon be,inside church??
And did ur semen spill anyhow there?
It did,haah! 6000 suffering for this nigha!

We all have crazy past na. Looking how far I've come now I just laugh at my past.

You're the man. No time for bullshits

Crazy enough to have sex with me in our church rest room every Goddamn sunday. It became a ritual and I freaking loved it. As e be say ah no die then ah no fit die again for this life.

Mtchwwww

sirjamesjnr:
Don't you think it is an individual thing?

Capital NO. exceptions doesnt discredit the doings of the majority.

DeSepiero:
You're either mugu or stingy.
Stingy means you're in control
Mugu means they control you.

Gbamsolutely

Bokoharam the technically defeated sect.

When women say you're stingy just know that you're doing something right. My money no the enter their hands never

I love it when they cry too. Lol

As for me I really dont intend to close any circle. The times have changed and men got to change their sexual strategy too. A millennial woman doesnt deserve to be wifed up. Make them your baby mama for your own peace of mind and sanity.
Men being the romantics have always had the wealth and yet the world still remained a better place but immediately the female folks became emancipated they changed everything into this Amoral society we find ourselves today.
Women cannot handle wealth and power so it's better you let them burn into ashes or you save them with the baby mama strategy.

I couldn't help but watch tears roll down my cheek bones. Our football federation should be scrapped completely, the coach lacks ideas on how to turn things around for us. His substitutes were just useless. Nigerians have never had it this bad before. All round failure.

After watching today's super chickens game. I'll rather face a firing squad, get my testicles completely shattered with a hammer and get my skin pilled off with a razor blade than watching the super eagles play ever again. They are mad.