Sometime last year in Uyo, Akwa ibom state.
Right in Medique plus. A renowned hospital, my ex walks past with a man I suspected to be her husband...

Now it will be worthy to note that I escaped from the relationship. She was crazy and an obsessed young woman.
Would threaten to kill herself if you don't agree to most irrelevant things.

So on that faithful day, I made sure my stare seemed like she was invisible. Like I was staring right through her cos I had already looked towards the door when they entered.

Moments later, the man walks up to me and asks "why are u ignoring my wife?" I replied who's your wife? He pointed at her and said "don't u know her?" Then I stared harder and replied "I can't see anybody there."
My wife joins us and quickly understands what was going on. She stares too after greeting the man and listening to him repeat "can't u see her right there" my wife had to chip in "oga u married a ghost o" we can't see nothing. Luckily she had heard about all my exes and has seen their pic's. So she recognized what I was dealing with.


How many months later, my email is filled with threats from my ex. Half of what she is saying I can't understand.

Her husband too sent a mail asking me why I treated her the way I did. That I could have respected her...

Did I mention, she stalked me for years?
Pestered everyone she knew could reach me after I escaped. I changed numbers and traveled out for a few months then that was how I was able to avoid her.

I strongly feel theres someone special the universe has in store for everyone.
She found her spec...a mad person like her.
I think they are happily married tho...what do I know.

Was just thinking about the weirdest of things that happened to me lately and remembered this.

You could add your story, maybe my ex still dey learn work for where your own dey.

Happy weekend y'all.

PenuelFarms:
The key word in your post is 'escape'

Omo...

Chief!
It called for going to church and testifying.
Lol.

My own say she no go marry since i no wan marry her. All she want na make i impregnate her. Say she need my child. People funny sha

Sundrus:
My own say she no go marry since i no wan marry her. All she want na make i impregnate her. Say she need my child. People funny sha

Are u married now?

Thought mine was gentle. Until she did something very wrong and refused to apologize. I broke up and ghosted her. Babe, had to travel from Abuja to the East just to come and pour away the water in my plastic drum and carried the drum ( mind you, I bought the drum from her and paid cash).

I thank God I wasn't at home when she came, probably she would have damaged my appliances and I will probably disfigure her in retaliation.

Samakus:
Thought mine was gentle. Until she did something very wrong and refused to apologize. I broke up and ghosted her. Babe, had to travel from Abuja to the East just to come and pour away the water in my plastic drum and carried the drum ( mind you, I bought the drum from her and paid cash).

I thank God I wasn't at home when she came, probably she would have damaged my appliances and I will probably disfigure her in retaliation.

Lmaoooooo... Med o!
What the actual Bleep?
Thank God it didn't end any worse.
I remember sverally running away from my house when I dated this same ex of mine.

She wanna see me finish as a confirm yoruba guy i collect Barton of infinity relay race ,


Mo japa ultimate

SILENTandSMART2:



She wanna see me finish as a confirm yoruba guy i collect Barton of infinity relay race ,


Mo japa ultimate

This craseman ...
Why do I feel you will be d crazy ex in your own case?

punisha:



Are u married now?

No

SILENTandSMART2:



She wanna see me finish as a confirm yoruba guy i collect Barton of infinity relay race ,


Mo japa ultimate

This is me

We dated for two years and broke up coz of religious differences, and we were very cool even after break up and remained friends.

Suddenly she called me one day and started raining abuses on me, saying she regretted the day she knew me. I knew I did absolutely nothing and was surprised why she would do that. I kept my cool and tried asking what was wrong but she refused to talk, and even ignored my calls for weeks until I stopped calling her.

Two or three months after the incident she called and requested we do extra cool. Well, she apologized for what she did but refused to tell me what prompted it. I forgave her right away sha and we're still friends. This happened in 2012.

JoyousFurnitire:


This is me

Bro it is not you we plenty baje

punisha:



This craseman ...
Why do I feel you will be d crazy ex in your own case?

Noo, I'm not the crazy one


She's the crazy one because she want me to go back to the village to start selling eba or newspaper

Crazy enough to have sex with me in our church rest room every Goddamn sunday. It became a ritual and I freaking loved it. As e be say ah no die then ah no fit die again for this life.

anochuko01:
We dated for two years and broke up coz of religious differences, and we were very cool even after break up and remained friends.

Suddenly she called me one day and started raining abuses on me, saying she regretted the day she knew me. I knew I did absolutely nothing and was surprised why she would do that. I kept my cool and tried asking what was wrong but she refused to talk, and even ignored my calls for weeks until I stopped calling her.

Two or three months after the incident she called and requested we do extra cool. Well, she apologized for what she did but refused to tell me what prompted it. I forgave her right away sha and we're still friends. This happened in 2012.

Ahhhh she's was going through hormonal imbalance na.
Ur relationship even ended on a mutual note.

blinking001:
Crazy enough to have sex with me in our church rest room every Goddamn sunday. It became a ritual and I freaking loved it. As e be say ah no die then ah no fit die again for this life.

Two of u need serious deliverance.
Na wah o...How were u not even caught ?!

Samakus:
Thought mine was gentle. Until she did something very wrong and refused to apologize. I broke up and ghosted her. Babe, had to travel from Abuja to the East just to come and pour away the water in my plastic drum and carried the drum ( mind you, I bought the drum from her and paid cash).

I thank God I wasn't at home when she came, probably she would have damaged my appliances and I will probably disfigure her in retaliation.

This one loud.. Abeg where una dey see this kinda women sef?

blinking001:
Crazy enough to have sex with me in our church rest room every Goddamn sunday. It became a ritual and I freaking loved it. As e be say ah no die thoen ah no fit die again for this life.

Chai! Tueh!
Ur life is in dissary or will soon be,inside church??
And did ur semen spill anyhow there?
It did,haah! 6000 suffering for this nigha!

Cerebellum:


Chai! Tueh!
Ur life is in dissary or will soon be,inside church??
And did ur semen spill anyhow there?
It did,haah! 6000 suffering for this nigha!

Looool.
I read what he said with mixed feelings...didn't want to reply him in a harsh way walahi. The guy get mind.

Cerebellum:


Chai! Tueh!
Ur life is in dissary or will soon be,inside church??
And did ur semen spill anyhow there?
It did,haah! 6000 suffering for this nigha!

We all have crazy past na. Looking how far I've come now I just laugh at my past.

punisha:



Two of u need serious deliverance.
Na wah o...How were u not even caught ?!

I was the head of ushering Unit.

I lost a very close aunt, my ex was with me, I was crying deeply, more like wailing, the whole of my face was dripping wet, this dude started petting and kissing my face, he kissed abi licked everything till it was dry, I understand the obsession and the need to make me stop crying, but why the hell will you lick my face? I was disgusted, that was the beggining of a nightmare in the relationship.....

Fountainofyouth:
I lost a very close aunt, my ex was with me, I was crying deeply, more like wailing, the whole of my face was dripping wet, this dude started petting and kissing my face, he kissed abi licked everything till it was dry, I understand the obsession and the need to make me stop crying, but why the hell will you lick my face? I was disgusted, that was the beggining of a nightmare in the relationship.....

Maybe he loves the taste of chemical salty water

that your ex na full grown German Shepherd dog.
why will he lick your face like a bingo.

nothing my ears won't hear or my eyes see.

KidDarkness:

Maybe he loves the taste of chemical salty water

What of mucus and saliva? Naaaa he crazy, it is not normal behavior

Fountainofyouth:


What of mucus and saliva? Naaaa he crazy, it is not normal behavior

Mucus, eww. I'm gonna puke in my mouth. Moreover, your tears might just be the fountain of youth

Psych412:
that your ex na full grown German Shepherd dog.

why will he lick your face like a bingo.


nothing my ears won't hear or my eyes see.

Licking everything like a lollipop

KidDarkness:
Licking everything like a lollipop

lolz
aswear.

so irritating.

A wise man once said "many are mad but only few roam the street"...... but wait how does this relate to the topic.

well, I guess the wise man was right?

then " who the hell is this wise man to be so right! "