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Peejee,

as you talk, I just say make I spy ya pix. . . i'd say it leaves a lot, quite a lot to be desired.

bingo!

that's y he's been misbehaving.

ok. You ask and then disappear until someone else answers. here's another. . . attempt this one b4 running away!


Mag . . . . . Glad-Rag . . . . call me what you may!!!!

I'm supposed to come out monthly, but you'd never know it - from my name.

Sleek 'n' shiny even glossy but not so thin - still am full of all thats IN.

FOR HIM - hell no . . !!
and I certainly aint for her

:p ;d

MRbrownJAY:
at last!!!!

[b]KADIJAT:"Fatima did it!" FALSE
SALIMATA:"I am not guilty!" TRUE
NADIA:"It was not Rukyat" FALSE
FATIMA:"Kadijat lies when she says i am the culprit" TRUE
RUKYAT:"Salimata is telling the truth" TRUE

I dont get this.

How do we know what is true or false?

welldone. I'd give you that, you tried. you are the only one that have attempted any of my riddles sensibly!!! welldone

you arnt entirely correct though.

beef burgers? sacre bleu! not in my land : Dem no dey kill cow for India, all dem cow don fat finish. Ghandi is from india

white bed sheets? now thats more my style : , He is famous for wrapping himself in white sheets.

I have been aped by many, even a beast of sexy nature : Ben kingsley who played sexy beast has played me, Ben kingley played Ghandi in the 1981 film called Ghandi.

and no I am not the image of a certain french captain. French captain is Patrick Vieira, whiich also coincides with patrick Stewarts name. Patrick Stewart is always mistaken for Ben Kingley

say that again and I will fight you, umm maybe not. He advocates Peace and so him no go fight you.

please MRbrown

explain each line. or attempt to do so.

you are forever in my heart
you see me thru the season. . .

Thor

U must think u r absolutely funny.

I wonder why someone with common sense would think its a joke to make jest of a dead person(n died recentlt too!). I guess that sense is not so common after all!

Whether or not the joke was inspired/written by someone else, we shouldnt promote it.

Another one

You say, ask and you will receive
Whatever you need. . .

You say, pray n i'll hear from heaven. . .

Rommie, I dey feel u abeg!

Being in love, having a relationship with God is priceless, absolutely second 2 none!



Venom, I agree oh! That song is dope! Amazing worship song.

Bread of Life, sent down from glory,
Many things You were on earth,
A holy king a carpenter,

You are the living word

(2x)
Bread of Heaven, sent down from Glory
Many things You were on earth,
A holy king, a carpenter,

You are the living word

(2x)
Awesome ruler gentle redeemer,
God with us the living truth,
And what a friend we have in You,

You are the living word

(4x)
Jesus Jesus, thats what we call you,
Manger born, but on a tree,
You died to save humanity

You are the living word

(3x)
Oh Oh Oh,
Oh Oh Oh,
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh,
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh,

Ohhh h

You are the living word

(3x)
Jesus Jesus
That's what we call you,
Jesus Jesus
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
Ohhhhhh Oh

You are the living word

nope.

that was another riddle.

try again?

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beef burgers? sacre bleu! not in my land

white bed sheets? now thats more my style

I have been aped by many, even a beast of sexy nature

and no I am not the image of a certain french captain

say that again and I will fight you, umm maybe not.


who does this refer to?

clemmy u 2 funny!

Recoverd:
Tit in is ok bt tit out, That wil be painful. You got me doe.

wetin u dey talk?

The riddle wey I ask, nobody gree attempt am o.

una come dey form guru with these child's play.

mUkaiLA!

to him/her their own cross!

Mr Ben,

u mistaking here for facebook?

got what right?

bu ha ha.

y Anglican?


there's no question of your greatness,
no searching of your power . . .

i DID. . .

If you checked and paid attention, you'd see that I did.

;d

ha ha ha.

customer 4 wetin?

Domi, no mind me jare! just catching mi fun.

u be DRY OLD coconut.

u dey mind all this ignoramus?

to even conceive that thot is simply . . .

belloti:
An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave
him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:
"Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing.
Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand,
then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth,
first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too,
first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried
squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep. And no matter what we tried,
we still couldn't get the jar open."

How canyou attempt to open a jar with teeth in or out?

when I asked, is dis a riddle?
It wasnt rhetoric!