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mind ya bizness.

nope, I no be prof.

C'mon, you gat answer? try, u might surprise urself.

I'm actually surprising myself too.

Bbee, you'll find u'll be surprised too.

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A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning
by a loud pounding on the door,


The man gets up and goes to the door where a
drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.


"Not a chance," says the husband, "It is three
o'clock in the morning."


He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunken guy asking for a push" he
answers "Did you help him?" she asked.

"No. I did not. It is three o'clock in the morning
and it is pouring rain outside!"

His wife said, "Can't you remember about three
months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be
ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told (of course), gets
dressed and goes out into the pouring rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello? Are you still there?"

"Yes" comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes Please!" comes the reply from the darkness.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.


































































































































































"Over here on the swing!!" replies the drunk.

Another one.


Here goes-




I completed the vendetta of my sire

songbird of my fathers line imitated by maxwell

my kind are immortalized by the man with no name

I have slain dragons

I maybe american but i am not crazy

my katra is of the gun and lethal

the jews prosecute me because of my name

my friends scream becuase they cannot see

all these I am!


Who am I

Another one coming, watch this space.

I had to answer as no one was forthcoming with one, or even trying to attempt.

Riddles plenty sha, more dey come.

olodos!

Here goes, since D_M decided to fade!!!

I can be found in a man with the world on his shoulderAtlas was condemned to carry the world on his shoulder, france is in the atlas

my favourite son was flushed down the toilet napoleon(france's favorite son) was defeated at waterloo(loo -toilet)
hence the saying - he met his waterloo(flushed down the loo)

my bread is long, my kisses sweet French rolls are long, french kisses are sweet

try as he may, frank spencer does not belong affects a beret and trenchcoat like the stereotypical frenchman and tries to speak french

I am? FRENCH

I am victorious! Segun means Victory

what I once did with force of arms he first came to rule as a military dictator

I now do by choice of men he is now democratically elected

In the past I have been known to be flaky he used to make cornflakes on his farm

some say even corny at times cornflakes!

but now my mate my ale is reassuringly expensive his wife is called Stella


I am? Segun Obasanjo!!!!!

people try na! na wa o

lol, very funny! u dat good at getting out?

they are not questions, they are clues to help you solve the riddle!

gosh! u wan join all them olodos?

Sincere comment, no pun intended.

mykali, u wey fall my hand plenty times.

ok. will be waiting.

right!

a more difficult one, a riddle.

I can be found in a man with the world on his shoulder

my favourite son was flushed down the toilet

my bread is long, my kisses sweet

try as he may, frank spencer does not belong

I am?

ah ha! DM, its not that easi now!

3.16 + 1.25 + 1.50 + 1.20 = 7.11

3.16 x 1.25 x 1.50 x 1.20 = 7.11

you and who?

D_M where u dey?

Olodo.

Another one,

In a "seven-eleven" (7-11) store, a customer selected four items to buy. The check-out clerk says that he multiplied the costs of the items and obtained exactly 7.11, the very name of the store! The customer calmly tells the clerk that the costs of the items should be added, not multiplied. The clerk then informs the customer that the correct total is also $7.11.

Correct D_M, u too know book. you challenge me!

The answer is no because in any encounter, the difference between two given varieties will stay the same, or be either increased or decreased by 3. Thus, two colors could be eradicated only if their initial difference was a multiple of 3,

thot wrong!

It's also a riddle forum.

Next?

(Another one)

45 chameleons of 3 varieties inhabit a small island: 13 are blue, 15 green, and 17 purple. Two chameleons of different colours (blue and green, say) change to the third colour (purple) if they meet. Can they all end up of the same colour?

good. bravo.

Another way to look at it is,

u cannot mix mathematics with english, they paid ?30 got ?5 back gave the assistant ?2 and kept ?3 so 30-3-2=25 they paid each
the question is structured to force an addition, where the solution just requires subtracting the values


There is no missing pound!

They paid ?30

got back ?3

leaving ?27 they paid out, which equals the ?25 for the each and the ?2 for the assistant !

Trying to add ?27 + ?2 is wrong because the ?27 includes the ?2!!!

there is no missing ?1

:p :p

you trying to experiment ur eyebrows touching 'emselves?

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