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nice try, but you still didnt answer the question.

lol, you're throwing my question back @ me!

Roma, I just dey wait for Dec. you go come meet me there o; make u talk all d talk u wan talk now.

lol

that was funny!

Three Ladies went into a bar for a drinks n chops. The bar tender tells them the room will be £30. Each Lady pays £10 before going to their table. The bar guy then realizes that they were given supposed to pay only a £25, and sends the assistant to the ladies with £5. The assistant keeps £2 [as a tip] and each lady gets £1 back, ending up paying only £9 each. Three times £9 is £27. With the £2 the assistant kept, that's only £29. Where's the missing pound?

so?

who wan talk??

:p :p :p

:p

you know it makes sense.

you're either dumb or lazy.

Dumb: you read the post and didnt realise its a riddle and not joke
Lazy: you didnt bother to read, just went ahead to post what's in ya blond' head anywayz

shouldnt that be posted with ID studio 43?

who cares?

waiting,

dani, still awaiting ya answer o.

should be interestin'

wot?

I have slain dragons

I maybe american but i am not crazy

my katra is of the gun and lethal

the jews prosecute me because of my name

my friends scream becuase they cannot see

all these I am!


Who am I

watever!

and





I'm not ur darl!

y e dey pain you say price dey there? I really dont get that I swear!

just sha put ur answer down make we see.

how can u ask a sadist that?

pls dont make me retch!

where is the fun if you have to run to google everytime something comes up? What happened to the brain?

I didnt get it from any where you know.

You have cheated now, you're supposed to think abt it not google it!

Deal is off.

You can post the answer if you have it.

fact is, if anyone has the answer then give it even if you dont want the gift.

The one who has the correct answer can decide whether or not they want the incentive. since wen did awuff start to run belle?

Just say you dont knowit and stop going round the round abt.

NOBILITY? wow! abt time we had one of those.

welICOME!

romade:
respect dey say is reciprocal

na joke. I would never use that word except in jest.

Whoever is offended, ma bi nu o. said in jest.

dani1luv:
Bliss lemme tell you this. .

The fact that you posted this riddle

give members the fact that if they answer that

correctly. . users would begin to look at them as a poor - church-rat

I beg to differ! How can anyone think that unless they themselves are one of such.
I added the DVD to spice it up.
Na wah o! can't someone do something without ppl looking for the wrong in it?

Its quite exasperating!!!

bloody olodos!!!

I'm waiting,

What are you on abt?

still waiting,

This is the thread for the DVD competition.


The person to first correctly decode the whole riddle and give me the final answer to the "I am" question will win a DVD of his/her choice.

The value of this DVD is not to exceed £20/$35/5,000 naira

I will order the DVD online and have it delivered to the address provided by the winner.

If there is any issues around posting to Nigeria in the case of a Naija based winner I will then offer the cash sum of 5,000 Naira instead.

Please do not blurt out information in a post unless you are trying to win because you may be inadvertantly helping someone else.

I will simply say wrong to any answers that are not 100% complete with no indication of how close you are.



Here is the riddle, I have decided not to make it too difficult to give everyone a chance, hence it should be easy to decode many of the lines.

In addition as there are six lines the person to answer the "I am" question and decode at least 5 of the lines to show how they relate to his/her answer will be declared the winner.



I am victorious!

what I once did with force of arms

I now do by choice of men

In the past I have been known to be flaky

some say even corny at times

but now my mate my ale is reassuringly expensive


I am?

ThinkTANK

If you wan understand, read from beginning to end. dont expect to understand if you read from da middle or end.