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D1KeleVra:
No. Na ur umbrella head. . . u be bone for Seun's spine

ye kpa!!! mo gbe! I be studio, I no go chop again!!!

bu ha ha ha ha

come Sly are you being Slow?

how e dey do u?

nope. didnt make it up myself

;d

abt time 2!

u no dey go church?

funny, i dont know if they're true though,

Its a psycological thing.

They dnt believe there ca be a boy virgin because they can never be one themselves!

says the olodo!

johnny cash isnt correct.

What do u mean 'does not exist'?

so is ya name!

bu ha ha ha ha

aint nuffin stoppin' me now!

Una go wound o

fanx to all that is deserving you know yaselves!


the rest o' ya ,

sick joke!

bu ha ha ha ha

no correct answer given yet,

Keep 'em coming guys.


@mykali

Is the answer gun? pls give more clues.

kip looking

someone tampering wiv my post?

error!

An illiterate woman boarded a plane from Enugu to Abuja. She was booked
for an economy class seat, 


Just after the plane took-off, the woman stood up and went to sit in the

first class cabin. The flight attendant went to ask her to go back and
sit in economy class because that's where the ticket allowed her to sit
but she refused. She had paid and wanted the best seat.


Then the attendant informed the Jnr. pilot. The Jnr. pilot went and
spoke with the lady and she still refused. Then the Jnr. pilot went to
inform the Chief pilot. The Chief pilot said, I am married to an
illiterate; I'll go and talk to her. The Chief went and whispered some
words to the woman and she peacefully stood up and went to her economy
class seat.


The attendant and Jnr. pilot surprisingly asked, sir what did you tell
her?

The Chief pilot said: Easy guys, I just told her that first class is not
going to Abuja, only economy class is!!!

COMPLEX FAMILY RELATIONSHIP: Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: "You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation. A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married. "Later my father married my step daughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson. Also, my wife became mother- in-law of her father-in-law. Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son, but he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son. That made me the grandfather of my half-brother. "This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmom

Romade was hit by a car, died, and went to heaven. And everyone who goes to heaven has to work. God went up to studure, and said: Romade, you are going to make babies. Here is this wheel, and every time you turn it, a baby will come out. For hours, Romade spun the wheel at full speed,then he started to get tired. As he was slowing down, Studure came out, and Romade replied: Damn! I better hurry because they are burning!

boRING!

wats the meaning of this now?

no one is king until I say so!

Mind da gap pls!

long thing?

A person's name

na today ya^$h dey back?

mykali, I dey wait you o.

Another one


I fit daisy like a glove, people say I might be a hazard self!

I walk bow legged, yep I rustle cows, I am a popular john!

my name also is a means to settle disputes.

who am I


any answer MUST explain all lines and NOT just give me a name.