₦airaland Forum

kingot:
You're breathing heavily, you just finished another round with your babe that's from Calabar. Before you met her, you were the king of Kings in kpanshing but since you guys started dating, na you dey use your hand comot your umfukundum after you don tire.
At least you always assure yourself that you love the way she loves kpanshing more than you.
While you're still trying to catch your breath, your start feeling hot and wet in your umfukundum...you face down and see your babe giving it to you hot hot down there. "Ohh God! Which kain wahala be this??" You said in your mind.
She stops immediately, and k!sses you all the way to your n!pples.. then rolls her tongue round it while using her hand to massage your ikenga. She gradually comes up to your lips and kiss you passionately before she rides you.
While you guys were in the mood once again, you suddenly remember that the time is 5pm and una get programme today for church. You really want to attend it because your business hasn't been booming of recent.
You quickly give your babe a quick k!ss and push her to the bed. While you're taking your bath and dressing up, you decided to carry your babe to today's programme. At least you have plans of marrying her, so there's no harm if you take her to your own church. You tell her about it and at first she hesitates but later decided to follow you.
After everything, you guys got to the church very late. Dem don finish preaching already and dem dey pray now...all these "d!e by fire" prayer. You looked at noticed it wasn't your pastor that was on the altar, it was the guest Pastor... Pastor Onuamu.
You've heard about him and he's very good at what he does. While you guys were still praying, Pastor Onuamu started doing deliverance for some members. Even Paulo sef wey dey owe you 20k, almost hit head for wall in the name of falling down. Baba wan use death escape hin gbese, but your God no fit flop.
While you're still watching Paulo get up, you start hearing shout from the back..where pastor Onuamu went to.
You turn around and see four ushers with the pastor trying to hold the person down and allow her to hit anybody or anything. You look very well and see that it's your babe, your asa bekee...na she dey shout like eze nwaanyi.
You're still trying to understand the whole situation when they successfully hold her down...her scarf don already comot, and her wig sef don fall. Immediately, you hear pastor Onuamu shout "Who are you, you evil sp!rit!!". Your eye first shock before your ear shock.
Your baby, evil spir!t??
The conversation continues;
Your babe: I'm Adaugo!! Daughter of the seven witches!!
Ahh!! Your destiny don loss since!
Pastor: What is your mission here in our world?
Your babe: I was sent to destroy the l!ves of men and offer their destinies as a meal to my mothers
Pastor: Somebody shout fire!!!!!
Members and Angel Kapal; Fire!!!!
Pastor: How many men have you succeded in destroy!ng?
Your babe: Three...for now!
Pastor: Somebody shout fireyayyayayayaya!!!!
Members: Fireyayyayayayaya!!!
Pastor: Who brought you to this place?? Because I know that you didn't come alone
Your babe: My boyfriend
Members: Ahhh!!! *They start whispering* She even get boyfriend! Ehya...and the boy go still dey think say he get future ooo
Pastor: Where is this your boyfriend? Point at him
*Your babe points you*
*
*
(nah that time u go know the difference between come and cum)

abbey621:
Cash out season, this is what happens when any mofo can just pop up with a company name and start convincing people to use its platform. Promoted by the so called influencers, nobody ever questioned their security policy or legitimacy.

How easy would it be for them to steal customers' funds and then blame it on hacker or breach?

Fourtygees:
Jokes like these can bring a smile to your face and lighten your mood, making the day a little brighter.

endsarrrs:
That rechargeable radio cassette lamp is the bomb


Indomie generation, stay far away!

iwaeda:
Kin yarda, zangazangar

BANGERLEE1:
All the way from akwa ibom a nigerian named charles
had sex wif his uncle wife on thr wedding nite pretending as the real husband of the nite!!the whole scenario began when al almri called hz uncle to come outside around 11 in the nite!that he av smtin vry important 2 discuss wit him wen hz uncle is supposed 2 be havin a cool wedding 9t wif hiz wife but instead hisuncle came out nd he tied him on the chair and went to his uncle room and hav sex wif his uncle's wife!!!amidst screaming of his uncle people who had came 2 rejoice earlier heard him so they later found his wife crying sayin his broda in law had sex wif him...people traced him where they later found him in his hotel room packing his luggages...but was handed over 2 the police!