₦airaland Forum

Sladem05:
They are crazy and Africa is truly a crime scene, even the high brow areas of Africa are still third world. You see a politician with a heavily armed convoy of luxury cars passing by beggars, crippled people and starving children. The continent is sick.

True.

The Fools would keep blaming the West and colonization, while the rest of the World have moved on.

AmericanIdiot:
Black man is even wicked to each other sef
So sad

100% true.

But some fools here, would call us names for saying so.

AmericanIdiot:
Africans are useless and the world will not feel it if we didn’t exist
Everything given to us today is by the white man
That’s why he’s more developed than us
Our own is just marriage and born useless pikin upandan
Especially amongst the poor😡

Well said.


Despite all the free things given to us, we cannot use it for our benefit.

A Hopeless wicked Race.

HellVictorinho8:
Yeah

U define ur own truth 4 ur dam sef


Spits on ur abonimable name

Clown.

Keep Fooling yourself.
If you like lie from now to 1000years time, it does not change reality.

pansophist:
Who cares about you see it?

I don't expect any measurement by western Institutions to be fair.

Them measure your own, make we see.

Orch1981:
Make una remember say Switzerland na landlocked country and two of it cities are on top but all the country wey no be land lock are no where to be found just in case those who said Biafra is a landlock country

Well said.

Dapromzy333:
https://news360ng.com/bandits-invade-sokoto-community-kidnap-over-150-residents-amid-mourning-of-murdered-emir/

I wish that all, the 150kidnapped are APCShit supporters.

malali:
In a move that is nothing short of revolutionary, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, the distinguished architect of modern Lagos and current commander-in-chief of Nigerian politics, has unveiled his masterstroke to solve all of Nigeria’s most pressing issues. No, it’s not a complex economic reform, nor is it a technological breakthrough. It’s rice. Yes, you heard that right. The humble grain that adorns every Nigerian party plate is now the golden key to unlocking Nigeria’s prosperous future.

Insecurity? Rice Will Save the Day!

First on the list is insecurity, a thorn in the side of our great nation. Why bother with expensive defense contracts, military strategies, or peace negotiations? Asiwaju’s solution is far more ingenious. Imagine Boko Haram insurgents and bandits laying down their arms, not because of any fear of retaliation, but because of the irresistible lure of a steaming bowl of jollof rice. “They will abandon their nefarious ways and embrace the warmth of rice diplomacy,” a Tinubu aide reportedly stated, with a seriousness that can only be matched by a plate of smoky, party jollof.

Unemployment? Just Add Rice!

Unemployment, another persistent problem, is about to meet its match. Forget vocational training or job creation schemes. Asiwaju’s rice distribution plan will turn every unemployed youth into an instant entrepreneur. With just a few bags of rice, young Nigerians can set up “rice kiosks” on every street corner. “Who needs skills when you have rice?” is the new mantra. And let’s not forget the ancillary jobs created in the rice distribution chain: the bag carriers, the vendors, and, of course, the eaters.

Healthcare? The Rice Prescription

Nigerians have long suffered from a lack of medical facilities, but that’s no longer a problem in Tinubu’s Nigeria. Hospitals? Clinics? Who needs them when you have rice? Asiwaju’s health policy will see patients being prescribed two cups of rice a day. “A bowl of rice in the morning, and your malaria is gone by evening,” proclaimed an optimistic government health official. And for those suffering from more severe ailments? Not to worry, just up the dosage.

Minimum Wage? Paid in Rice!

The debate over Nigeria’s minimum wage has been contentious, but Tinubu has the perfect solution: pay the minimum wage in rice. “Naira is overrated,” said a spokesperson. “With the fluctuating currency, rice is the only stable measure of wealth. Why demand a pay rise when you can demand a rice rise?”

Inflation? Rice Stabilizes Everything

As the cost of living continues to spiral, Nigerians have been crying out for relief. Enter Tinubu, with his economic theory that rice, being a staple, can stabilize everything. The new financial policy? Peg the value of the naira to a cup of rice. Economists are scratching their heads, but Tinubu’s team insists that when rice prices stabilize, so will the economy. Forget petrol; rice is the new black gold.

Power Outages? The Energy of Rice

NEPA (now euphemistically called “Never Expect Power Always”) has been the bane of every Nigerian’s existence. But what if the solution was as simple as a bag of rice? Asiwaju envisions a future where rice is used not just for consumption but as an energy source. “Rice-powered generators will light up every home,” a policy document declares. It’s unclear exactly how this will work, but if anyone can make it happen, it’s Tinubu.

Traffic Congestion? Rice Lanes to the Rescue

Lagos traffic, a nightmare of biblical proportions, is another problem that rice can apparently solve. The new plan? “Rice lanes” on major highways, where cars powered by rice-based biofuel will glide smoothly to their destinations. And for those who can’t afford biofuel, never fear: you can always barter your way through with a few cups of rice.

Education? Learning Through Rice

The education sector has not been left out. Asiwaju’s vision for Nigerian schools is a curriculum centered around rice studies. Students will learn mathematics by counting grains, geography by studying rice-growing regions, and history by tracing the origins of rice in West Africa. It’s a holistic approach to education that could only come from the fertile mind of Nigeria’s political sage.

The Rice Revolution

In all seriousness—or as much seriousness as this proposal deserves—Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu’s rice-based solutions are nothing short of groundbreaking. They promise to tackle everything from insecurity to traffic congestion, unemployment to education, all with a simple grain that has nourished generations. Of course, the details are a bit murky, and the logistics a tad ambitious, but when has that ever stopped a Nigerian politician?

So, as the nation waits with bated breath, we can only hope that Tinubu’s rice revolution will be the panacea Nigeria needs. After all, in a country where the absurd often masquerades as reality, who’s to say rice isn’t the answer to all our problems?

Thumbs up OP.
This one Na Rice government.

Very useless and clueless government.

Sladem05:
I could go as far as saying that there are even individuals that are richer than African countries which is crazy.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Nigeria

https://www.forbes.com/real-time-billionaires/#73fbdd3c3d78

Musk is around $5 billion off Nigeria’s entire GDP.

The 5 richest men of America are around alone 1/3rd of Africa GDP. Africa is a crime scene and what’s painful is the natural resources that Africa has, yet it doesn’t know how to use them. The Chinese, Russians and Westerners use it instead.

True.

Africa is a big mistake.

I think our problem has to do with IQ.
Google IQ and development of a Nation.

Procashtips:
https://www.bmz.de/en/countries/cameroon/background-52204

https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2022/jul/26/francafrique-is-back-macrons-visit-to-cameroon-signals-colonisation-20

https://cruxnow.com/church-in-africa/2020/02/cameroonians-protest-colonial-attitude-of-french-president

You won't see much articles written in English because Cameroon is mostly French speaking.

The only way an African leader can remain in power for 40yrs + is if he or she is playing ball with the colonialists.

Enough said

The articles are laughable, no serious person would take you or the naive preist serious.

That the president of France persuaded Biya to release political prisoners means they are controlling Biya?

Google search shows France is not the highest exporter of tropical logs or wood.

The preist is just ingnorant and naive like all you woke Africans.

Let me be clear with you.

France definitely has intrest in Cameroon and Africa, but is that the reason Africa is undeveloped , the answer is capital NO.

Every western nation or serious nation ensures that its businesses and intrest in foreign countries are been protected( weather its in Africa , Asia or even Europe or US)

Example US president would not allow any policy that would undermine the businesses of Chevron, ExxonMobil Mobil, Meta, Halliburton e.t.c in Nigeria.

Weather it is forcefully closure, nationalisation of those companies or taxes or any policy not favourable to them.

That does not mean, that they are exploiting our resources, only naive uneducated ppl reason like that.

The World is about self intrests, if Nigeria was a serious country with serious leaders, our intrest in other nations should also be sort after.

HellVictorinho8:


How can sumone just decide dat he wont assist any of his fellow africans online but hez always ready 4 baseless arguments in order 2 show dat he considers them inferior 2 whites?


Depriest2020

advanceDNA

blueAgent


Sladem05

The list goes on


I doubt theyre any beta outside here.

Becos we stand for the truth and refuse to lie , that means we are against our fellow blacks.

Keep fooling yourself.

felaismyhero:
All religions are false and do not benefit humanity! I'm not saying traditional religions are better than Christianity; I'm saying that they are more fitting for the African just as Islam is more fitting for Arabians and Christianity is for the Europeans. Africa is not working because it is using foreign religions that cannot inspire Africans and cannot help our societies. Yes! Our traditional systems motivated our ancestors to greatness; the longest known moat(like wall) was built by the Bini empire-longer than the wall of China, the banyoro tribe of Tanzania have been doing CS (Caesarean section) long before Europeans (according to R.W Felkin, a British Traveller). Yoruba people had and still have local bone-setters that are very efficient. So Africans were not dummies waiting to be saved! Christianity is not foreign to Europe; it's just the europeanised version of a Jewish religion. Just as Buddhism was started by an Indian; but is popular in China/Korea. In fact, most Jews reject Christianity; they follow Judaism!

Do you think Asians and Africans would have developed,if they depended only on their religeons?

Sladem05:
NVIDIA now has larger market cap. It’s crazy to think that companies have a larger market cap than all of Africa yet many Africans act like their relevant on the global stage.

True.
Clowns keep fooling themselves with the idea that they have the most mineral resources, why their peers are creating worldclass multi generational wealth and companies.

Elusive001:
How did he fail Nigerians?

He didn't fail anyone. He is living up to his person and traits. He has nothing good to offer.

I tell U.

Only FOOls who saw him, as their Messiah are disappointed.

Procashtips:
Hello France!

How many French companies do you know is based in Cameroon?

Procashtips:
Seriously?

Please use Google, I don't have the power to get on an ever ending conversation.

I just Googled it, nothing reasonable.

I would really love to get your links.

Procashtips:
The military are being controlled same way Biya is being controlled.

By who?

Procashtips:
The number one puppet of France in Africa.

No western country is calling him a dictator or tyrant because he's their mole, tool and useful slave in Africa.

Africans learn!

The west or anyone else do not care about you or your country, what they care about is their interests!

And what interests does the west have in Cameroun?
Please give examples.

ZTsambad:
the world

Good.

So why are Africans acting like the world is against them?

If you really know and understand the New World order, you would know that the destruction of Europeans and the Western world, and the World at large is their major objective not Africans.

felaismyhero:
I'm not saying we should convert to traditional religions; that would not make sense. All religions teach against vices; and no, adhering to Christianity will not help us (my opinion). But we can take some features of the old customs and apply them; why do we not have death penalty? When ancient generals who failed in battle commit suicide in african kingdoms. Why do we swear by Bible/Quran? When deep down, most Africans have more fear for the local deities. Christian, muslim stories don't inspire Africans to greatness; they only make us adore foreigners. Answer this question: your village or Jerusalem; which is more favoured by God?

Did African traditional religeon inspire us to greatness?

How many Engineers, medical doctors, Nurses, accountants, lawyers, e.t.c did we produce with African traditional religeon b4 the advent of christainity?

How does not favour Jerusalem more?
Does Israel have the kind if mineral resources African have?
I hope you know christainity is also a foreign religeon to Europeans ? Originally Europeans were pagans.
But they adopted Christainity, and they credit it for their development and Civilisation.

Show me any benefit of traditional religeon present or in the past?

WritterNg:
American "Freedom and Democracy" coming soon to Botswana.

Crap.

Only 4 companies in US have combined sales, revenue and asset more than the entire African continent.

Keep fooling yourself.

Learn to read, you are way behind.

mofedamijo:
Somehow, you forgot to mention that Christianity is the majority religion in Botswana. According to the country’s 2011 census, 79% of the population are members of Christian groups.

Ignore the fool, they twist facts to suit their fantasy.

The truth remains Nigerians economy is runned mostly by christains and Muslims.

99.9% of the entrepreneurs and companies based in nigeria were founded and owned by religious ppl.

From Dangote( Muslim) to Adenuga, Otedola, Jim Ovia, Pascal Dozie, BUA,Oando, Seplat, main one cable, E.t.c.

The list is endless, so when ppl say religeon is holding Nigeria and Africa down, just know that, that person is a Big FOOL.

felaismyhero:
You have very valid points. But I think that true Patriotism can not be found amongst christians and muslims as it directs outward: christians look up to Jews/Europeans, while muslims adore Arabs. Our social institutions are now very weak, the craze for immediate wealth is the new demand; even the traditionalists have to survive and have keyed in. Secret cults are not necessarily bad if you read about them; again, social values have fallen and otherwise worthy associations are now looked at in disdain. The Ogboni secret cult of old Yoruba land had the responsibility of keeping the leadership in check. Today, cults are about taking scores of people killed.

Christainity teaches against the vices, we see in our society today, if we adhere to the true teachings of Christainity, Nigeria and Africa would be better.

The traditional religeon has its merits, but it is limited and cannot function properly in a secular and non - Homogeneous society like ours.

Secondly it has its own faults and its value system are archaic and unjust, example the Osu system in the East or Cast system in India and Asian countries.

caye:
Sir, don't stress yourself.
The moniker called blueAgent is a white man.
His job is to ensure that Africans do not see or understand that there is an agenda ( since the attack of the IMF/world bank 60s generation) on Africa economy, and it's now taking a rapid , changing dimension.
They need large population of Africans off this planet by all means necessary.


Hope you know they are now ALLEGEDLY ON asking for Africans to register in the British Army( I hope it's not fake news, though). If it's true, then it means a global war is about to happen soon.
They want the land of Africa, because it is the richest and most conducive land in the world.

But they don't want Africans occupying it anymore.

Crap..
Keep deceiving yourself with the illusion, that Africa is the most endowed continent.
Their are several countries that are indebted to IMF and World Bank, countries like Singapore, South Korea, Malaysia, Argentina, Spain, even US is the world most indebted country in the world, but none of this countries blame IMF and their debts for any of their challenges.
Am afraid for the future of Africa, becos of ppl like you, if the so called youths and woke generation can be this naive than their is no hope.

ZTsambad:
there are facts but you dont expect them be opened to us however covid is one of the ochestrated plans it was engineered with an agenda that has spiral to bring economy woes and a lot of deceptions

Was Covid engineered for Africa or the World?

ZTsambad:
OH so is me that is decieving my self. na why i dey tell myself why i even care about some bunch of useless humans

My friend you know no shit, when its comes to NWO stuff, I have more facts and knowledge than you, so don't claim what is not true.

ZTsambad:
OH so its me that is deceiving myself. na why i dey ask myself why i concern myself with bunch of useless humans. u think the problem of this continent is ordinary

More crap.

If I ask you for facts and evidence now, you would run away.
Say things you can body defend.

Useless APC and their useless supporters.

Na today rain and thunder start to they happen?

Useless propaganda party.

That thunder kill you ppl with your Useless supporters.

felaismyhero:
Or you mean give this country to a traditionalist? We have had both christians and muslims as rulers of this country. It should be give this country to a traditionalist and watch as this country progress...

Are traditionalists not part of the problem?

Who creates charms and power for this politicians that enable then to act recklessly.
The secret cults and societies our politicians belong to, are they not from our traditional societies?

MisterBanny:
To slap u dey hungry me I swear. Give this country to a traditional idol worshipper and he will do Better

Which one, the ones that are skull minning?

Keep fooling yourself.

ZTsambad:
you are on point because that is what i used to say there is an agenda set against the world by global elites and they have a target goal of 2030 to completely destroy africans and other parts of the world then carryout their moronic great reset i pity those still supporting kampala for president. We need a new powerful man in africa to unsurp all the powers of the western world and truly establish a multipolar world

Crap.

Keep deceiving yourself.

Falseprofet2:
He makes some good points
But calling it a 'US dept sponsored' is laughable

Some nigerians still dont want to own up that they voted Apc and our issues are homegrown, its not US dept that told Mahmood to rig and before him, Jega

China has been seizing our 'properties'. China businesses have a close cooperation with the central govt in China. If you r foolish as a nation and even an individual you'll continually blame outsiders for your own issues

Well said.

What has US got to do with APC and Nigerians with their horrible choice of Leaders