₦airaland Forum

Pidginwhisper:
One funny thing about our goalkeeping department is that since Enyeama left, we’ve had pretender upon pretender manning our goalpost.

They’d perform extremely well on their debuts and flatter us, we go be like “ Omo na goalkeeper be this, he should be starting” blablabla, but for subsequent matches yansh go begin to open, unto the the next one.

We never get goalkeeper yet, the last goalkeeper we had was Enyeama.

Nope, it was Carl Ikeme

JovialJune:
Wayray

Na your sister and daughter go old for Shiloh, con carry me for husband house na

Lolll

Thanks for the banter..made me laugh today

JovialJune:
I sincerely love the way men cry their eyes out when served the highest dose of medicine they use to dish out in time past and still ongoing, it hurts their soul that women do theirs openly these days una never start to dey cry, make the tears fill up the ocean pls

E pain am

Lead singer of "Baba carry me dey go my husband house"

E never start. You go still old dey go ahiloh

Una notice day na women dey cry fowl

The fact that men are wiser and are damning marriage is beginning to tell on them

Na them dey benefit pass and men don dey wise

chatinent:
If you like, advise me from morning to night, chief, I go still marry.

Case closed.

If you like cry from morning till night on nairaland say your wife dey Bleep your gardener and gateman, we still no go console you. Na trolling go follow

Case closed

Born2Breed:
One tomatoes and fish hawker is sleeping with 4 married men.



It wont make news but let it be the other way round.

Infidelity is everywhere and men are the number one culprit.

He isn't exonerating the Bus driver

All parties involved are at fault

Marriage is overrated..that's what he's saying and who can blame him

Both men and women can't stay faithful, so what's the essence..let everybody go their way. And let people resort to IVF to have kids..very clean and effective method without emotional wahala

Acidosis:
So what do you want to achieve by not getting married?? Like your girl and babymama won't cheat on you either


Your babymama will cheat on you, and still take you to court when you fail to pay child support

The ball is in your court boss

Bro, you're not getting his point

He doesn't care about a loyal baby mama. The reason he wants a baby mama is for BABIES. Nothing more

If she likes, let her put her pussy on sale at Ali Express

Cousin9999:
Anyone who thinks this probably wasn't raised properly by loving, married parents.

And marriage is a huge part of the foundation of society. Basically, if you want to live well in a progressive place, believe in marriage. If you want a ghetto life, don't.

Crap

Jesus the rest of the Miami Heats are in single digits apart from Vic Oladipo

Good Lawd!!!

What fuckery!!!

Danielnino00:
The bolded is absolutely not true... Nigerian fans will issue threats online,but how many of such threats have ever been carried out? You are trying to imply that Nigeria has the most fanatical set of football fans in the world..how??
Uzoho and Okoye simply can't deal with the presume they are facing at the moment and that's understandable..Not everybody has a tough mentality...
Akpeyi got a lot of sticks from fans after the 2019 AFCON, but he didn't quit... Ighalo got his own share of insults after the world cup,but came back to win the fans over with his performance at the AFCONQ and tournament proper... Players like Musa and Shehu have been getting the stick from fans since forever and they are still here..

I'm not condoning what the fans did to Uzoho and Maduka, but they should understand that it's work hazard..it's all part of the game... Their pulling out won't matter much cus they can easily be replaced...

God bless you exceedingly for this writeup bro. Very true and concise

comodo:
Pls age detectors in the house. How young is this Flying Eagles player? This one be as it get.

This guy go senior my uncle na

Haba ..

daveP:
Over to Sebastien Osigwe or Akpeyi and Ezenwa. Either way, Ike Shorunmu is now having a bigger job of finding the new Vincent Enyeama. I wish him all the best. If he mess up he go colet.

Bro, at this point, should you still be mentioning Akpeyi or Ezenwa?

Why can't you people learn or no be the same National team we dey watch?

Chai ..I tire for una

PDPGuy:
Maduka Okoye and Uzoho have reportedly asked to be excused from the national team…
That practically leaves coach Peseiro no other option but to look for a keeper in the local league

BLessing on disguise of you ask me

Now Ike Shorunmu must prove his mettle as a GK coach

andrewbaba44:
What’s the difference between some of you and the eguavoen you where insulting

Picking awaziem balogun omeruo over bassey ,No be ment be that ?

It’s time we move on from all these favorite lineup

It's only being high on Nkpuru Nmiri that can make people still pick Ekong and Omeruo over Bassey at this point

As other people have wondered, it's like some monickers here are paid to hype certain players

chrisooblog:
Overrated manager that has turned EPL to farmers league aka Mancityzenship.

Yes he's a checkbook manager tell the rest of the MPL managers to go and beg Pep and collect special checkbook that makes you win league titles, playing attractive and exciting football while breaking records left and right.

k

andrewbaba44:

Kudos to city though. Fighting spirit was god-tier

andrewbaba44:
Shut up your mouth and respect guardiola for once

I am in my house. Come and shut me up

TheGoodJoe:
This is so hilarious.

He won it. I don't understand your shade

Your coach is a checkbook manager that needs the GDP of several countries to win titles

Overrated ASF

TheSuperNerd:
Liverpool loses out on the title and Richarlison posts this gif.

Dude adding a fine feather/shield to the halls of hate and pettiness.

Loses 5-1 on the final day but doesn't give a damn. They have secured EPL football for another season and just enjoy seeing their more illustrious neighbors lose out on the title.

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Very petty with bad attitude

I don't think he is a good team mate. He won't reach his full potential unless he changes. He may just have a balotelli like career

drDoom3:
Must you be KDB before you win award?

He is trying. Personally I think there were more deserving players in terms of impact (Leao, Tonali for instance) but he has done well enough to win the award (and is the best at his club, which is 3rd in the league).

Hope he does more next season. Victor is good enough to hit Immobile numbers, hopefully he wins golden boot next season.

I think he was being sarcastic bro

drDoom3:
Balogun is better than Omeruo.

Bassey benches Balogun for club.

Awaziem is good but a journeyman. I can’t rate him until he becomes relevant in Europe. Similar to Awoniyi pre-Union, abundant talent but needs to settle and prove himself.

Bassey starts over all our CBs today. I can’t remember any CB we have had in recent years that is consistently performing at such a high level.

Was aboyut to quote him but you said it all

Nice take!!

Thanos:
You guys never learn. In the words of the immortal kobe, is the job done? Calm down and watch history unfold before your eyes. Future generations would be talking about this series centuries from now on . Just watch.

STFU man. Just rest!

Mavs are out in 4 or 5 and you know it

Thanos:
Everybody talks tough when they're up.

You frustrated yet?

You thought GSW was Phoenix right?

Thanos:
In Adam Silver i trust. He won't let us lose this game.

Abot to troll this MF



You were saying?

donlittle25:

The dude is entering another realm mentally

From mavs in 5 to mavs in 6 to mavs in 7

Baddestguyp:
E don happen

They've done Superman's son...they've done batman...I think they've done superman too..
Who else is left?

We are really doomed by this LGBTQ nonsense

Thanos:
Everybody talks tough when they're up.

STFU man

Even if you win tonights game, we are sweeping you in 5

You actually thought GSW was Phoenix, didn't you?

AAA593:
U need help

Dude, I apologized, WTF with the insults man

AAA593:
Respect yourself.

Sorry bro

Just kidding but took it too far

Should've put the emoji there

Roland17:
I am done with this crap! You stand 0 chance when your 2 best players turn into turnover machines… I am beyond frustrated at this point.

I thought #green runs deep



Waiting for Thanos frustration next

AAA593:
This must be a joke

You must be a joke

TheSuperNerd:
You sleep carpentry. You breathe Carpentry. You think Carpentry. You drink and eat Carpentry. You teach Carpentry. Your professorship is in Carpentry. And your greatest work of all time is the book you compiled on World football's finest Carpenters and plumbers.


Now you see where your Carpentry Obsession has gotten you. Even your Optic Chiasma and entire Visual pathway has been "Carpenterized"

You honor me with your praises Oh king of Nerds