₦airaland Forum

JeffreyJamez:
Ladies are you paying attention because I shall say this only once and I believe once is enough for you. I mean, a word is enough for the wise and this is why wise people only speak once. Yes, a wise man once said this.

Most of you women just believe that because we are men, we are automatically some form of robot that can do anything and should in fact do everything. I’m sorry o but that’s far from the reality. Matter of fact, this is why some men have decided to be feminine seeing as they can’t cope with the demands of manhood. This has nothing to do with penis length. Thanks. As Nigerian men, here’s a list of some things you shouldn’t expect or ask us to do, please and thank you.

1. OPEN DOORS: Now don’t get it twisted, I know some of you are already like “it’s a lie, my man opens doors for me all the time. Well, yeah, it could be that his locks are special, the car door is faulty or you’re a new girlfriend. But here’s where I need you to think carefully; Your man opens the car door for you when you’re getting in right? Does he open it as well after the drive is done? I can bet my 3 month income that he doesn’t. Are you even mad? So you’ll get to the destination and you’ll sit still like unmoving waters and wait for him to come round to open the door? No really? You don’t feel like a waste? LOL, stop watching these movies girl, it don’t happen. You better flex your right arm, reach out to the door handle, pull and get your butt off that seat. Or if it’s a special edition ride, ask him for the ‘window winder,’ reach outside the window, locate the door handle and then pull. Sometimes your shoulder might be needed to complete the door opening procedure


2. Kill cockroaches and huge fucking spiders:

Baby, the last time I checked, I was an Engineer not a Pest/Rodent Control Officer. The Bible even says “…and God made man in His image after His own likeness…” “…and gave them dominion…” Dominion is derived from the Greek word *look up the Greek word and insert here* which means ‘dominate.’This domination was given to both man and woman so I don’t understand why it has all of a sudden become my duty to kill roaches and seek out rats. I don’t see the problem these guys are bringing our way. Do you see them with guns or bombs? They really aren’t a bother so why should we seek to cut their life short? I suggest a negotiation system. How about you leave the room and allow me reason with these guys? I’m sure we can reach some form of agreement. Pushing me to kill or tossing a slipper at me to handle the issue isn’t the best. PS: If we’re talking about flying roaches though, can we discuss this in some other room?



3. Nigerian men are not Investigators: So it’s 2am and we slept off after some hot-like-egusi sex and somehow you don’t sleep deep so you heard a sound originating from outside or downstairs. Two questions:


– Why did you wake me?

– Did the sound call my or your name?

– Do I look like I major in handling sounds?

– Why the Bleep didn’t you just go check for yourself since you’re so attached to sounds?

I know that’s four questions, sorry this issue pains me. I mean, let sounds be. If you’re scared, just squeeze closer to me, hold me tighter. It helps if you’re sleeping naked as this gesture will arouse me and before you know it, we begin to make sounds of our own. Let us use sounds to eradicate the fear of sounds. Please, haven’t you seen that those who go to investigate sounds end up dead? Please biko, I still want to live this life.

4. Nigerian men can’t have abs, a baritone voice and beards:
So you better “pick your choose2 very carefully. You women just think you can replace “tall, dark and handsome” with “beard, build and baritone” without sending a request to the Federal Senate? You can’t. It’s not done. Now I’m an exception, I mean I’ve got all three (shut up, I do) but the average Nigerian guy has the beard (most of you are just struggling but we’ll allow you), the build? Well not with those pot bellies that lead you around and abeg sounding like a conductor isn’t really baritone. So women, choose one.


5. Nigerian men won’t allow you drive their new car in his absence:

Yes you’re the boo but baby, his ride is his gem. It’s not like what is his isn’t yours but see yeah? If you now bash the car, what will you say? Sorry? S-O-R-R-Y? You will now do face like a caught puppy and expect him to react? If your man lets you drive his new car, just know that if you bash it, you have to say ‘yes’ when he asks you to marry him, and note: he won’t ask kneeling down.

Of course there are other things Nigerian men can’t/won’t do but space hinders me from mentioning them all, I know some might wanna mention eating ass but I really know nothing ‘bout that shit and I don’t want to make unfounded assumptions.

Cheers yo!


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Well I open doors for my woman all the time, I give up my seat, my woman can drive my new car anytime cos eventually the new car will become an old car, its no big deal. I can go looking for whatever is making that noise as long as i got my .40 with me. Cockroaches reallyyyyyyyyyyy. Well i guess i'm not a Nigerian then.

How does 1 or a few mu'fuckers hold a nation of over 120 million people to ransom. SMDH. Just can't seem to understand

Anytime a BLACK MAN is in control of something, it always goes down the drain. In America we have examples like Detroit, Chicago, Baltimore. Africa is still the worst continent on earth and the are being ruled by blacks. Blacks need to look in the mirror.

What are these f o o l s talking about. You don't represent me and i'm Ibo.

dazpa:
The same reason blacks will never rule any western country again after Obama. They are better off as slaves.

Which is why America is worst off under Obama. America is starting to look like a third world country, it's more divided in more ways than one under obama than ever before, America is tinkering on a revolution. His administration is starting to look like the most corrupt, lack of direction, inefficient Govt. Most Americans and the rest of the world regret voting for him.

I might not agree with blacks being better off as slaves, but you might have a point there. Looking at South Africa, they seem better off when the whites were in charge. Just saying you can't trust a black man with anything. We as blacks need to do a whole lot better in other to gain the respect we are looking for.

This is what happens when BLACKS are in charge. A city, country fails. In the US we have Detroit, St. louis, Baltimore, Cleveland, etc. Blacks can't even rule themselves and they are talking about ruling the world.

These fools actually packed their chairs. Man Nigerians never seize to amaze me. I thought they are supposed to be the servants of the people, did they buy the furniture with their money or Govt/public money. Bunch of r e t a r ded leaders ruling a bunch of ignorants

Nigerians are always gullible, especially when it comes to religion.

This is old news. This happened about last year. Get current with your news

boladez:
Hmmm.... My heart goes out to the families of the victims.

This is the reason why people who can afford it should defend themselves and own a gun . Nigeria is a country where if one dies, he dies for nothing. Justice is very expensive and rare! I have witnessed a lot of these cases where a man is killed or molested and the aggressor is left to roam free. If you have money you can buy the police and some few judges. Last year I was following a case of a young man in Lagos who robbed and raped two girls in the same family. He left the mother because she was menstruating. Fortunately they identified him and he was arrested. The Lagos police command was treating the case as a robbery case and was about to charge to court when the AIG took it over and was negotiating settlement with the family. The family was crying for justice!

Wale Omole is still powerful and in the corridors of power...he should be made to explain his role in the loss of innocent vibrant lives.

Though the war on cultism is being won in our universities it has spilled over to the outside and growing like cancer. The culpable people should be brought to justice

If we miss the opportunity of of another new regime to clean up this time, Nigeria is doomed forever and ever!

I feel you on this one. That's why i keep it 100. You come to my place with some BS, you are in for a surprise. I'm definitely not calling the clueless, corrupt, ineptitude Nigerian police

Who the hell is this retarded nig Burna Boy. People be acting like they tough or G, until sht hits the fan.

And fools still voted him in

F U C K Obama

Moral of the story. Don't MESS WITH TEXAS. We are READY

I thought Guns were banned in the UK

It's cos of S H I T like this that's why i'm armed and ready.

The "BLACK" race is the worst, most pathetic and appalling race in the world.

This is why i'm armed and ready. Anyone that messes with my family or any member of my family, I'm coming for all of yours. From where i'm from we don't call the cops.

[quote author=lalasticlala post=32785752]Are you sure you ain't the person this happened to.

Obama is so clueless. Even Americans are sick and died of his ineptitude

Nigerians are a bunch of lawless animals

Man F U C K this stupid A S S, Fugly A S S, no good, dumb A S S, Old A S S, stinky A S S B I T C H

Nigerians celebrating ignorance and mediocrity since 1960

Because of S H I T like this, Nigerians really need to start arming themselves like Americans

@GBTYO you and I must share the same mind set. I have been saying it for a long time. OBOZO is the worst thing to happen to America. The US under OBOZO has lost all its alies, Europe has seen through his facade and don't trust him. This empty suit is just looking to show he's a strong leader but everybody knows otherwise. He is an empty suit. He has no clue how to be a leader and he is thinking of going to war with Russia. Believe me the rest of Europe need Russia more than they need the US. Like always he always has his head far up his A $ $ and always thinks he's smarter and knows better than anyone else. Only time will tell how far this clown will go

This is why we pack heat in the US. Cos of shit like this. Bust a cap in 1 or 2, it will deter others.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exno17fgdZc

When Obama the clueless US president is in full support of this abomination. F A G G O T S need to be given the ultimate solution and one day they will.

Like we say out here "B!$c# you is G A Y"

SMMFH. Nigeria is this your Ph.D President?

Just like everything Nigeria. pathetic. Wait till i upload my trip to a Tiger Reserve

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