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Theflint1:
And e fit be say na isese or Otem the student dey refer to o 🤭🤭🤭

Ahh, he will ask the student to sure na. If that one just go mistake talk " I'm talking about Jehovah the God of Israel".... E don go be that

swiz123:
Like my professor then that walked a girl out of her class for not knowing what "pot" means in Igbo

Teejay can even do more than that. Imagine if Teejay asks a student : "Are u sure u will pass this my course the way I'm looking at u ?".... And the student ignorantly answers : "Yes sir, by the special grace of God who made u and I "....

Shey that student never buy market?

GloriousGbola:
the REAL irony is that 001 does not have the actual courage to own his agnosticsm/atheism/tradoreligious mumbo jumbo in real life. in real life he still pretends to be a muslim. for all we know, he goes to the mosque to pray five times a day. so imagine the irony of 001 kicking the bucket and then being pilloried by a gang of uncouth religious noisemakers as a head slammer who wasted his life and died for nothing.

i can actually picture some of his fans liking and sharing the posts

U are not wrong, there's a possibility that he hides whatever he claims to be now from people in real life.

Imagine if he had said what he posted this morning in the presence of real people in real life.

iamoyindamola:
Abi baba they save data
In this remote world make I no talk again😅😅😅

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Make he just dey play !

iamoyindamola:
Na you start insult na you first wish person evil he no even do anything na you still they defend yourself from evil
Evil that’s another god oo if this asshole add drugs to wetin they do an aje he go turn jigboluji🤣🤣🤣
Awon minister for works

U dey mind the dofus ?

Maybe he doesn’t know that if something tragic happens to him some insensitive religious extremists can come out , put on ring light , set camera and start dishing out advice to his “fans” not be like Teejay the irreligious scoundrel who was dealt with by the god that answers by thunder or fire .

U dey use person tragedy dey troll based on say u no dey religious ; but any small thing u dey talk say u dey wish people evil wey dem wish u. So he still dey fear afterall. Smh

A001:
Imbe dey fight for him god early in the morning. Some people are really stupid, . I no get your time. No go work o when dawn is over, dey quote A001 up and down as if your life depends on it.

Anytime u use this line , I dey always laugh

Ur idea of work is just so backwards . If ur job is one that makes it impossible for u to make post on a forum like nairaland while at it, I sincerely empathize with u.

afrodoc2:
It was even worse back then. There were fewer Nigerians abroad compared to now and foreigners were less likely to socialize with a Naija person not to talk of allowing a Nigerian to tosibe. Now most countries have formal and informal Naija communities and eyes have opened enough that the average Naija person will be able to make friends if he puts in the effort.

Exactly ! Naija no dey carry last when it comes to socializing . I just feel most of those tiktok and whatsapp videos are ust content creators giving their fans some content from the diaspora

A001:
Mention binned. No be me go dey engage a well-known retard early in the morning. Any evil wey you wish for me, dey expect am to manifest in your life and those of your kids.

Because u are an extremist in thoughts and deed u think anybody that points out the idiocy in ur post is fighting u. Just dey play .

At least before u make another insensitive post about some other family’s tragedy u will have deep thought about it knowing u will get tackled . See how u are foaming in the mouth now talking about evil wishes and manifestation . Who’s the delusional one now ?

A001:
Continue, mr god mouthpiece. I'd simply bin your mention on this subject. I don't have the time to be engaging a m.oron fighting for a god early in the morning. Do you've anything in your brain at all apart from fighting for a god online? I don't think so.

slowpoke? It’s so rich coming from u

U will make careless cappings that portrays u as a totally unreasonable ediot and the moment u are called out u want to begin to form intelleshua ….😂 niwaju tani ? Awon tani ati tani ?

If eventually u collect that PhD wey dey make u feel say u dey do something wey others never do before ; I just hope u don’t teach with it. Why ? Cos I pity the younger generation that will be unfortunate to have u as a lecturer . U will not be different from some of the lecturers during our time who are complete sadist and with a wreck of a life who transfer their personal frustration in Life to their students .

By the way, as far as u continue to make ur irrational opinions public we will always be here to quote and mention no matter the time of the day it is

WhoDeyHause:
All these mullatos we see on live matches and music industry bearing African surnames both anglophones and francophone sides were not impregnated by spirits. I don't even know what I'll be looking for with a fellow japarian like me when I'll gradually adapt to my surroundings, city no matter how large, learn some or much of the lingo if it ain't English and gradually broaden my group of socials over the years. If konji is holding anybody brothels and ladies of the night are there though you will spend your earnings afterall no one has said anything about the oldest profession in history going extinct.

It may take some time but Nigerians will always adapt into the system .

It’s not even like all these issues are just cropping up now, even Nigerians that japa in the late 90’s/early 2000’s faced some of these issues too. It’s just that we are in social media age where people put on camera and ring light over any small thing to give their “fans” content . Na why e dey be like say dem dey make new revelations

A001:
Is your name mentioned in the post? If not, stop mentioning me unnecessarily. Abi na you dey bear Allah, Jehovah or Jesus? Silly comment. Whether he's religious or not, it doesn't make any of your gods useful, mr god's mouthpiece

I’m not speaking for anybody I’m only pointing out ur insensitivity . Ur anti-religion stand is turning u into a saddist and u are not even aware of it.

Anybody could’ve have died in such tragic manner by just being in the right place at the wrong time . The guy was killed in a robbery incident for 4ck sake !

Just look at u using his death to score some cheap nonsense point . Smh. One would think u know the guy to be an overly religious person while he was alive .

raumdeuter:
Blueraydick So if I am to follow this. I will just be seeing above 7m in my portfolio in 2023. Now think what 7m can do in 2008 and 10m do in 2023

Even if you are not changing Dollar to Naira and just using Naira income to invest sef, its likely to get a higher yield just saving your money in USD. Before Your favourite stock doubles in value, Dollar is likelier to gain 3 times on Naira

Exactly . That’s why I said his experience is definitely different from urs ; probably he’s not talking specifically about that 2008-2009 stick crash .

Most of the people I know who were affected by the crash then never came back from it in one piece . That incident made me wary of any speculative investment/trade . Na why I no gree do MMM and several other schemes that came thereafter .

iamoyindamola:
I am sorry Declan

I dey always look u that time when u dey talk say u no rate am

donjazzet:
Seen on nigerian Reddit.
The responding comments were funnier.

U think people traveling abroad don’t already know this and more ? The truth is majority of Nigerians will always adapt to most situations like this one; Nigerians are resilient and mentally tough .

It is normal for u to see few people on social media complain about these things while others are busy adapting to the cultural and emotional shock that comes with moving to a different continent .

If ur motive of moving abroad is to secure a better life/future for u and ur loved ones these things will be the least of ur worries.

A001:
Na wa o. Life is so cheap in this country even with all the prayers and meaningless religious noises millions of Nigerians are making all around. Allah, Yahweh, and fictitious Jesus Christ are so useless.

Person lost his life in a tragic manner see wetin u dey write . Smh 🤦‍♂️

U don’t even know if the guy is irreligious , agnostic or atheist but bears a religious name just like u do.

afrodoc2:
Maybe because they came late to the party, but so did Northern Nigerians.

Illetracy and that Feudalism in Northern Nigeria did a lot of damage

GloriousGbola:
This may be like Afghanistan where the country was 95% village but there was liberal democracy in kabul. Easy to enforce secularism in the capital city but the rest of the country is hardcore 101% sharia.

If they have a working system, I doubt this will happen

iamoyindamola:
As i hate that midget el rufai reach i love what he did to those shai muslims
Till date they know where to do their madness
If government want to deal with clowns like MURIC they need to be ruthless so that anybody that want to display craze will first of all think of the consequences
All these bandits and terrorists keep growing because we have tolerance mumu leaders

I don't agree with El-Rufai and the army did to those Shiites guys. They murdered people in cold blood.

Although I agree those people can be unreasonable and can constitute nuisance but the way dem kill dem sef is not right o.

As for MURIC, I think people like him , Gumi and co should've been long arrested for some of their utterances that heat up the polity unnecessarily. They are just few steps away from becoming Nnamdi Kanu

afrodoc2:
Kazakhstan is ex-Soviet Union so the people must have been indoctrinated with the spirit of secularism for a long time.

Secondly, it has a significant Russian Christian minority and is closely allied with Russia. Enforcing radical Islam might make things sticky for the ethnic Russians.

Finally, they are Turkic people and I find that generally speaking they favour moderate Islam compared to their Arab brethren.

I agree with u on the turks being moderate muslims; dem no dey carry the kind radicalism Arabs put for head.

mikeapollo:
You shouldn't have sold the stocks.
I had a similar experience, even got a loan from a bank and invested in stocks, then the market crashed. Then I lost my job too.
But I kept the stocks and was able to delay payment to the bank. Right now, the stocks have recovered and I sold to buy other stocks which have appreciated in value and made me recover all my previous losses.
I recently paid off my bank loans, and my stocks are yielding goof returns now. Unfortunately, the naira devaluation is affecting the value in dollar terms.

If you are still abroad, it makes sense to exchange some dollars and invest in the NGX....there are many undervalued stocks and the rates of returns are still much higher than most stock markets around the world

I doubt this ur experience happened the time Raumdeuter was referring to. If it did I can bet there's no way u would've been sane enough to keep the reminder of the stock or even be able to recover those stock over time. We are talking of N7m stock crashing to N600k here bro.

Do u know how bad the market was that time? Raumdeuter would've lost even more if he held on to the N600k worth of stock. Na loss wey give people wey no even borrow money from bank stroke o.

How would u have delayed repayment of ur loan that time and the bank would allow u when the bank itself is bleeding from their investments?

iamoyindamola:
https://www.nairaland.com/7886992/kazakhstan-announces-ban-hijabs-schools

Live and let others breathe, if other follow this method those extremists will be naked and open
Their won't be shield for them

Hmmmm. And Kazakhstan is a country where 70% of the population practise Islam .

But if it was Nigeria that doesn’t have that much Muslims MURIC , NSCIA etc no go allow us hear word claiming they are trampling on their fundamental human right 🤦‍♂️

GloriousGbola:
I don't understand sha.

The whole point of crypto is that it is supposed to be untraceable.

So how can access bank prove that anyone received from their money?

I may be wrong , but I think this is what happened :

1. The money was moved in tranches from Access bank to different bank accounts with other banks .

2. The moved money in the various banks were now used to purchase USDT from binance traders who obviously don’t know they were paid with laundered funds .

I think that’s the way access bank could’ve been able to trace the money . It moved within the banking system leaving paper trail.

This access bank wahala na wa o. So hackers stole 8 billion naira from Access bank, and they used it to buy crypto. Now every trader that received out of the laundered money has had their account frozen by court order obtained by Access bank.

Sooner or later they will regulate crypto or make a law that will punish crypto traders who don't do KYC for their customers. If there was KYC the traders would've provided it on request by the authorities and their accounts would not have been frozen.

Ballzproblemm:
why APC bots they praise tinubu ?

I don't know o, but I guess it's just normal Nigeria thing na. When an issue get resolved under ur administration u take credit for it.

raumdeuter:
Na still that incident carry Oceanic Bank enter Ocean and Intercontinental Bank go another continent. Banks we thought were some of the strongest in Naija then
Some friends who lost jobs in those banks then never got back on their feet

Na corporate governance failure kill those ones na.

Nigeria wins P & ID case ; this is good news

https://www.nairaland.com/7886957/nigeria-wins-uk-court-quashes

raumdeuter:
Those were dark days terrible things happened and looking back that was a good turning point for me because that was the event that made me know that I had no future in Nigeria.

When I left Nigeria I had like 7M in my trading accounts the years I worked all my annual leave allowance, travel allowance, bonus, loans was put into trading. I will even take loans from some friends, use to trade, return their capital and walk away with a good profit. I will take 2m return 2.2 in 3months. While I could have made over 1.2m in profits. I had enough to buy a tear rubber Camry 2007 muscle but ploughed into the stock market
First 2 hours when we get to work everyday na to analyze market, place calls to brokers by close of business see your profits. It now became a game of how much can you put in. when almost 10% dey show weekly sometimes almost 30% in a week

we actually had a thread on NL where people shared stock picks, my plan was that I will be trading Naija stocks online from US, adding some money I make here and hopefully in 3-4yrs grow it to like 100M then come to Naija begin flex the money, I was so bullish on the Naija stock market that I was actually planning to get investments from friends in Diaspora to invest in Naija stock market and be getting returns

in a few months market crashed, trading suspended, when trading resumed I begin see 600k in the account from 7m.

I just sent message to the broker to sell everything and close my account. Carry the change give my folks for Naija to take hold themselves.
My stockbroker sef left stockbroking, left Lagos when people curses wan finish am. He starting farming plus charcoal export

The positive was that It made up my mind about say I no get future in Naija

One friend who was getting money from his abroad based brother in law to buy a property was pouring into the stock market. Na that mater break his marriage

Those were really dark days . It was the happenings of that period that made me know that in Nigeria u can have money today and in the next one month u are in penury .

If not that the banking sector recapitalization had happened like 3 years earlier , a lot of banks would’ve died that period

[quote author=GloriousGbola post=126568006][/quote]The second attachment nailed it!

All those stuff like Buy the dip, FOMO, etc sounds impressive and make u feel like u are part of a bigger stuff.

Itsrm:
It was culminatively between March and December 2008.

Up until 2018 or thereabout, the maximum a stock can lose or gain a day was 5%. It's now 10%.

This ur March to December 2008 timeline ehn, I don’t know how true it is o.

I know my old man lost millions too between that 2008 to 2012 when value of stocks drop crazily . A lot of elderly people who used stock as their retirement plans either had stroke or died from the shock during that period and beyond.

It was much more later that stock picked up.

Emaprince:
bro!!!

Na true na; the same way betting dey make or mar people's lives is the same say crypto and forex dey do. Na gambling promax

swiz123:
People will always find a way to get what they need making what they need scarce will only lead to increase in price of that commodity.

Nothing will ever stop Usman at Yaba from getting his hands on that dollars; and nothing will stop Chibuzor from going to him because he needs to pay for Tokunbo electronics.

Dollars that people will use the various porous land boarders scattered all over the country to smuggle in.

Just like u rightly said, the price to get it will only go higher.

Ibime:
He say Moses saw the burning bush, but na him dey burn the bush (marijuana)

Now that explains Hermes' kokoma dance in the video

But it doesn't explain why those elderly women had to chant " Moses eh" in the video